Oh my. Oh my oh my. Secondary school kids would EAT HER ALIVE. and parents evenings!!!!????
And sorry, teaching media. Is her degree in media? Any qualifications? Or is she totally undermining any media teacher out there by saying her werk gives her experience to teach???
Honestly, imagine the lessons…
Here’s a picture of me in my estate agent suit. I saw ant and dec don’t ya know and Jude law- I kissed him.
Here’s a list of songs I was dumped to and this one was when my imaginary boyfriend said I looked like a potato with my hair up on a Wednesday and my hair down on a Sunday. I can’t remember cause I made it up for attention.
Here’s me fanning my foof- I got loads of views and am super famous now.
Here’s a load more pictures and videos of me. I’m really clever and a great mum: I’ve printed awards that say so.
This week’s homework. Look at my Instagram and YouTube for 24 hours and write an essay on how fabulous I am. Luvs ya. Mwah.
Exits the room mumbling ‘me, me, me, me, me.’