Brummy Mummy #74 We’re all struggling with too much air & false narratives everywhere!

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Ahhh lovely. Congratulations to you both. You'll love it. Yes definitely take a hat, sunnies and use lots of SPF. I'm excited for you.
 
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Ensure you evidence your day by donning heart sunnies on courtside please
 
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Ensure you evidence your day by donning heart sunnies on courtside please
And posting constantly on sm so you don’t actually enjoy a moment of the real life tennis. Watch it through a phone it’s so more enjoyable (much like school nativities)
 
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while I'm sure it would be ethnically questionable for a therapist to look at a patient's SM, in babs' case it seems entirely justified. ALL her issues stem from SM and the fact that she has chosen a "career" where she bases her self worth on the number of likes and followers she receives. we all know babnocchio will have described her "werk" as an influenza as being all about her, a body confident role model with a commitment to making people smile, especially over the past year, and documenting her family life as a "mummy blogger". unless her groupon counsellor actually takes a look at her SM, she will have no idea how inaccurately babs has described her "job", or why people are so critical of her behaviour. if she babs' true content - the exploitation of her kids, her obsession with making everything as crude as possible, her narcissism, the "no-one is ever allowed to have a different opinion to me" boundaries she enforces, the absolute lack fo effort she puts into her poor quality ads, the way she blatantly promotes favouritism of the golden child over her son and emasculates her husband, she'd understand that babs is not a victim of "trolling", but that people are understandbly co cerned about the risks she's putting her kids at, in terms of potential bullying and also the potentially horrendous consequences of her sharing photos of her kids in their swimsuits, showing off their underwear and allowing photos of them to be shared in porn sites. without actually seeing her SM, she will have absolutely concept of what she's dealing with - especially as babs clearly makes a point of making herself appear as vulnerable as possible on therapy days - totally unaware that babs is well-known for her gunt/boobs/crotch flashing, aggressive and humiliating behaviour. babs' SM reveals her true personality, behind the faux YT "amazing mum" bullshit persona she presents - which i assume is the way she acts during therapy.
 
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I think she’ll go one of two ways tonight.
She’ll either complain about the football being on and make Ste watch it on his phone (because we know E isn’t actually interested)
Or she’ll hold some ridiculous England party with bunting and a beige buffet…. (But go to sleep at half time….)
 
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Ensure you evidence your day by donning heart sunnies on courtside please
OMG can you imagine if I wore those shitty sunglasses and the TV camera zoomed in on me! I’d never be able to show my face again in public!
Like normal people I will probably post a couple of pics, because , you know, I’m at Wimbledon!!! Then, again like normal people, I shall be engrossed in the tennis! Can you imagine anything worse than discovering you’re sat next to Babs at something like Wimbledon!
 
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Back to it being too muggy at night to sleep & bed olympics because of nightmares. Why share this info?
She doesn’t do anything about it, she’ll be rolling out the peri menopausal band wagon next like AP.
 
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Back to it being too muggy at night to sleep & bed olympics because of nightmares. Why share this info?
She doesn’t do anything about it, she’ll be rolling out the peri menopausal band wagon next like AP.
Open the window and sleep wit a sheet.. problem solved?!
 
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Fuck off with your bed olympics, you twat

Also, she mentions the football. She’s not sure she’ll be watching but she’ll be “cheering on”. How does that work exactly?

Guess that means PUS is watching it on his phone then.

Since she went to the effort of talking about the football, might have been nice if she’d mentioned the fact it’s not just England playing tonight. She really does think England = the UK doesn’t she?
 
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I am not a fan of that sexist video she has shared about ‘white women on Instagram’. It just makes me feel very uncomfortable, in a bad way, that the man in the video is mimicking women in that way… I can’t imagine wanting to attach myself to that.
 
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Yeah I wondered why she hadn't mentioned the Euro's EVERY SINGLE match for all her European followers And particularly tonight for the Scottish followers.

Tingo incoming in 5 4 3 2 ,,,,,
 
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Could be a great tattle game. Spot the tattler wearing heart sunnies at major events!
 
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She has a lot of people fooled. She probably has the therapist fooled too. Unless she’s slipped up during a session. I bet she puts on her YouTube voice
 
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Yeah I wondered why she hadn't mentioned the Euro's EVERY SINGLE match for all her European followers And particularly tonight for the Scottish followers.

Tingo incoming in 5 4 3 2 ,,,,,
There will be a massive eye roll from me if she now mentions the fact it’s Scotland playing England tonight
 
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Her refusal to not be a selfish cow annoys me so much. Let Steve watch the england match on your bloody huge television and fuck off to bed if you must Emma. Let your kids watch it. I don’t like football but I always like watching the Euros / World Cup and have since I was younger, we used to have matches shown in school if it was during the school day and everything. Why can’t Emma just engage for once in something which isn’t what she normally likes? It’s hardly strenuous to watch a football match nor is it a complicated sport.
 
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Since Erin is such a big football fan is she gonna be allowed to stay up and watch the match?!
 
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Bullshit on the school jumpers story. It’s been hot since the kids returned from half term so why would their jumpers be in the wash? Why have they worn jumpers in 25 degree + weather?
 
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