Brummy Mummy #74 We’re all struggling with too much air & false narratives everywhere!

[Another Longtime Lurker]

Loving the memes

 

[Stimpii]

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#bitrude

 

[Stimpii]

 

[Stimpii]

Last one from me as I haven’t banished any of my children to their bedrooms yet!

 

[Gl1tt3rUn1c0rn]

Btec Paul Probably fired off a strongly worded biff and chip inspired email....then again I might be jumping the gun a bit thinking he’s this advanced with literacy for his age

I’ve stumbled across the email from BTEC Paul to Dolmio!!
Apologies in advance The ‘too much air’ has got to me today.

 

[Barnabybear]

So Babs is upset about Britney, understandably so.

A daughter that has be used and controlled by her parent, having every aspect of her private life splashed over the tabloids and SM against her wishes purely for financial gain , with great detriment to her mental health.

Any of this sounding familiar Emma??????

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

 

[Missymoo92]

Little tribute to Babs, specially for her copying Elton John's "Lewk"

"I'm still scamming" (parody of I'm still standing)

Once I never could have hoped to land
Thousands of followers on le gram
All my morals just went in the bin
Now I flaunt my gunt and gurn
In my outfit of the day
Pretending that I'm thin

And did you think this kween would ever win
Well look at me imma fooling you again!
I got my over priced mugs
And I'm armed with a cock
Laughing all way, while my Babette's flock


Don't ya know
I'm still scamming
Better than I ever did
Looking like a true narcissistic
Dressing like a little kid
And I'm still scamming
After all this time
Picking up the pieces of my lies
With PUS right by my side

I'm still scamming.. yass yass yass (repeat X3)

You will never know what it's like
Can't breathe, too much air my contents shite
I'm outta ideas better rehash some stuff
And film another reel
Caked in clown make up!

Don't ya know
I'm still scamming
Better than I ever did
Being a dick to my husband
Favouring my older kid
And I'm still scamming
After all this time
Picking out the pieces of my sleep from my eyes
All while I lie

I'm still scamming.. yass yass yass...
I'm still scamming yass yass yass (repeat X10)

You're welcome

 

[Realitytvwatcher]

 

[Cheddar Chalpupa]

"I'm coming Steve!!!

Fucking hell I've never edited so fast - I'd left my profile picture on there!

 

[Bumfluff80]

Those glasses... Babton John!

to the tune of crocodile rock

I remember when Babs was young... her and Matt Goss had so much fun
Wearing the wooden choker of her dreams, having cropped hair , how we all did scream
But the biggest thrill she ever got was downing shitloads of cheap tinned cock....

 

[chipstick]

 

[chipstick]

 

[Gl1tt3rUn1c0rn]

 

[BLAH76]

How many can we think of?

 

[Missymoo92]

I'm actually snorting at the reel photoshops

I'm gonna do a Babs and jump on the bandwagon!

 

[Stimpii]

 

[Allthecakes]

 

[ChickenWine]

Over stimulated! She’s like a fucking Labrador! Do you think she sticks her head out of the window on car rides??!!

 

[fiffle-faffle]

I'm sorry, she's been to THOUSANDS of concerts?

She's what 42 ish? She started going at 14. That's 28 years.

So she has been to a concert roughly every 10 days for the last 28 years.

YOU TALK UTTER BULLSHIT, BABS.

I've seen you mention 3, I think, in the last 4 years or so that I've followed you. I went to more concerts in one month in 2019 than you did in 4 years.

And stop. With the random. Full stops you. Illierate, narcissistic. Liar.