and, of COURSE, ethan gets a hamster. the golden child gets TWO rats.
She really is the biggest witch. She doesn’t even try to hide her disdain for Ethan’s choices. To be fair, Erin probably got 2 rats cos I think rats do better in a pair but she makes it SO obvious she prefers Erin. Occasionally does a guilt post about how marvellous Ethan is and how unique ( which basically means I’m posting this cos I cant relate to own son but don't want my adoring sheep to know).and, of COURSE, ethan gets a hamster. the golden child gets TWO rats.
also, the scathing way in which she mentions that ethan named his pet after "some type of youtuber", as opposed to the golden child, who named hers after disney snacks. you can almost feel the eyeroll as she typed that out. the judgement. i mean, it's not as if SHE'S a youtuber or anything, so why the disdain for the boy being the fan of a youtuber? presumably because it isn't HER. poor kid.
#size18liar
cue the upcoming stories where babs claims that she can't sleep because she can hear the rats through the walls. ste's snoring will no longer be an issue - but she'll undoubtedly be trying out every possible brand of earplug, because blocking out the noise of tiny rodents while you're trying to sleep is SO relatable.So she’s boughtherselfthe kids nocturnal pets when they are notorious in that house for bed olympics & she struggles to sleep for Ste’s snoring. She’ll still hear them in the kids rooms. What an absolute twit! Its all for the gram because her content is dire & she’s the biggest liar hence the nose growth. This is the first time she’s ever told the tale of Babs the rat whisperer - I smell a rat
Generous!I give them all a year
more like babs forced ste to sit at the computer and create these signs on excel. there's no way she actually designed these herself, though it was obviously her idea because CONTENT. it's like the time she claimed she made those home schooling certificates for the kids, but was then completely unable to explain to a follower how she'd created them - "oh...uh...there's templates on word!" nice try babs. it's pathetic. there's absolutely no way the kids suggested those signs - they were likely far too busy playing with their new pets - and besides the fact that the signs are just bloody weird, if you're gonna force crappy signage on them, WHY would you stick them on the kids' bedroom doors and not above their cages or whatever. probably because babs crept up and stuck them there for a photo opp without the kids knowing, because i would imagine erin in particular wouldn't want that on her door, especially when her friends will be able to visit fairly soon. it's not going to be long before erin starts resenting babs for being such a bleeping embarrassment.View attachment 530461Why is she trying to pretend she didn’t make these signs?if it’s worrying, why did you type it and stick it to your child’s door Mrs Billy bullshit?
so she's a "plant mom" and a "rat grandmother" - it's almost as though her actual children aren't enough, and she has to find multiple ways to identify herself that isn't simply "erin and ethan's mum". it's a shame she can't give those poor kids - especially ethan - the attention she gives to social media, y'know, unless she can use them to create content. i doubt they'd even get pets if it wasn't a way for her to. increase her engagement, plus she'll be desperately trying to work with pet companies to earn back the money she spent on the animals, cages, food etc. she can't simply do something nice for her children - there has to be something in it for HER, whether that's the possibility of earning money, increasing her followers and upping her engagement, or simply an excuse to write a post focusing on HER, in order to garner attention from the babettes.
It’ll probably be Bubble Claire!
It’s crazy how much I know about Emma. I could write a small biography and this is not because I follow her. She repeats everything on a weekly basis!babs is wearing jeggings today. oh, and they're a size 18 - y'know, in case you weren't sure!
Oh god, what foul beast. Looks like a horses back end!
and probably smells worse!She also regularly watches YouTube videos herself - as do I and I know just from being on the platform some of the more well known creators even if I don't watch them.and, of COURSE, ethan gets a hamster. the golden child gets TWO rats.
also, the scathing way in which she mentions that ethan named his pet after "some type of youtuber", as opposed to the golden child, who named hers after disney snacks. you can almost feel the eyeroll as she typed that out. the judgement. i mean, it's not as if SHE'S a youtuber or anything, so why the disdain for the boy being the fan of a youtuber? presumably because it isn't HER. poor kid.
