Brummy Mummy #53 Not just a beige roast dinner, an Em&S beige roast dinner

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Oh fuck off Babs with your I used wear 2 wonder bras, dance on bars monologue. You are in your 40s, I’m not for one minute suggesting life is over but it’s different. You have 2 kids & a carer (that’s not a typo I’m talking about Kenny), plus you’ll do your back in again if you attempt dancing on bars. Live in the present not the past ffs & stop with the woe is me I’m just a woman who got dumped diatribe.

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I absolutely hate it when she does these posts about "Emma of the past" talking about herself like she was a really outgoing girl about town.
1. Its an excuse for you to share a picture of yourself that you think is nice (its ok but very fake in my opinion)
2. There's no way you danced on any bars.
3. I doubt you spoke to ANY strangers either.
4. A leopard doesn't change its spots.
5. You've always been an attention seeking saddo, don't try and be cool, it doesn't suit you!
 
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Get a bigger size then you moron, and then if it doesn't fit well proportionally don't keep it, send it back. No wonder their wardrobes keep collapsing with all the ill fitting clothes that go there to die
 
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Was looking at some of her early posts the other day, when the kids were really little. I wonder if she recognises that person or what that person would think of this person.
 
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Incoming AD is going to be for prints from one of these influencer go to online print shops. Oh wait, they'll go perfectly on your bathroom gallery wall. How about that.
 
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Introverts are infamous for dancing on bars
Oh wait....I forgot, she’s not on the introvert bandwagon anymore.
That was last year...duh.
 
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Afternoon ladies, may I just say that you've made my bath very enjoyable as i catch up on the last 24 hours babathon. @Stimpii Congratulations on the birth of your little girl!! Im not even going to mention sniffing her
Also don't hate me that its 4pm and I'm in the bath, hacky jobs done today, with a snowy cold dog walk meant i needed it! Self care and all. However, nae baileys next to me,and my partner isnt currently raiding the freezer for tea as I've already prepped homemade toad in the hole with veg. (Veg Babs is a food group, from the word vegetable, means green/healthy items that come from the ground)
I started to watch the vlog and when i realised i dont have kids that need home schooling, unless the dog counts, and there was no ACTUAL PLANT CONTENT FOR ME TO LEARN ABOUT, I must honestly say i switched off.

As for reminiscing about past Babs again, i think i know more about her last 20 years than i do my own now. Fuck me if i can remember being dumped and the emotional playlist i used afterwards. I did once create a playlist for a 'crush' and now shudder when i hear certain songs. Does that count?
 
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How disappointed we’ll all be if the King of Roasts doesn’t share one of his delicious delicacies with us all this Sunday
 
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How disappointed we’ll all be if the King of Roasts doesn’t share one of his delicious delicacies with us all this Sunday
I won't be able to cope if I don't see some dry chicken breast (no skin), watery mash, barely cooked frozen roasties and a sprinkling of pea confetti. Glass of prosecco (but she doesn't drink wine) and bottle of ketchup in the background.
 
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I won't be able to cope if I don't see some dry chicken breast (no skin), watery mash, barely cooked frozen roasties and a sprinkling of pea confetti. Glass of prosecco (but she doesn't drink wine) and bottle of ketchup in the background.
I might even forget that Babs doesn't like gravy and that Ethan is a vegetarian if she doesn't remind me again very soon!
 
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I won't be able to cope if I don't see some dry chicken breast (no skin), watery mash, barely cooked frozen roasties and a sprinkling of pea confetti. Glass of prosecco (but she doesn't drink wine) and bottle of ketchup in the background.
And of course it will have to have “Sunday lunch for da win” on the caption, even though they’re eating it at dinner time and “da” isn’t a word
 
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Ok ok I’m royally fucked off the woman in the photo reminds her of the woman who chatted to strangers in Mr Egg at 2.45am?!?! Only last week she was moaning that she missed talking to strangers in the checkout line during lockdown soooo she’s only been “missing” for what 2weeks because before that keBabba was out and about.
Also who the fook with a cracking rack wears 2 wonder bras? Ever wtf
 
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.....which he won't as they clearly went out somewhere
Wet Sandra's house for some pringles? I mean if she is still breaking the rules it isn't doing anything for her, she's clearly close to a breakdown and never far from her next alcoholic beverage
 
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Im so glad you're out of that situation and starting to heal

Although babs has a perfect 2.4 life, she cant be blind to those who dont? 1 out of 3 women will experience rape or some sort of sexual abuse (apologies if my stats are out, this was the number 12 years ago at least), and how many women followers does she have? She never reposted any of the DV help advice over lockdowns which many others did.

Maybe shes had some past trauma that she doesnt like experiencing again, if that's the case then its horrible and i dont wish it on anyone, but if not a person in her position should be doing good. Even a shitty repost that she captions 'much love x" would help those who dont know the next step. And fuck me, that next step is bloody hard. I spent years adrift and destroying myself until i got an outstretched hand.
 
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Why does she go on about how adored she is constantly. Or how people want to be around her. Babs we all know nobody comes close to loving you as much as you love yourself. Side note she's not mentioned Beauty Pie in a while has she. Is it not revolutionary now the pay cheque dried up. Pretty sure that mask she keeps taking selfie with on is the Elemis superfoood mask.
 
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Ditto, the pandemic has been easy for me, I love being home. And we're lucky we've not lost anyone.
 
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