Brummy Mummy #46 it all ended in tiers

[ayeayecaptain]

I reckon she’s just away to bed even earlier.
Afterall...the sooner she goes to sleep the sooner it will be her birthday....

 

[Loopybird69]

the fort primark at the moment. If she didgo you can imagine her pushing to the front and in her best miss piggy voice screech “don’t you know who I aaaaaammmm?”

 

[MrsBriggs]

You ever watch zombie films when they’re turned and they just “ugh” no brain, just dragging their feet? That’s pus in the reel.
Or thinking which pair of sliders can I buy with my cut of the profit

I’m reading Salem’s Lot at the moment &, apart from not being able to levitate to a first floor window (as far as I know), PUS is very much like one of the vampires. Emma has clearly sucked all of the life out of him & now he’s just a lanky shell of a man with a penchant for sleeping in cupboards.....

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

Love this!
You can really tell what I'm talking about in this pic. We are wasting our time recommending a centre parting and to lose the headbands-she is hiding her growing foreheadView attachment 332540

but wait, SURELY the super body confident, body positive emma conway wouldn't be attempting to conceal her receding hairline underneath a headband! the statement headband trend that she obviously copied from her ten year old daughter isn't simply babs trying to make a fashion statement, but is actually a concerted effort to conceal an imperfection that she feels insecure about. what happened to her embracing all her flaws because she's loved, she's raising wonderful children and she has a job which is a dream. babs is okay with not having the perfect body, because she's happy. yet she's obviously not happy with her with her imperfect, thinning, yellow hair. but perfectly happy to deceive her followers with super fake body confidence posts and an endless supply of headbands!

 

[BonBon27]

Thread suggestion:
Brummy Mummy #47 Breaking Covid rules is by the by when you’re busy living your best lie

 

[yellow_daisies]

I’m all for body confidence role models but babs is an unhealthy lifestyle role model.

people like her telling people it’s okay to eat what you want all day and not exercise is what is going to put a strain on the NHS in the long run.

Exactly this!! Her "body confidence" is a convenient excuse for a very unhealthy lifestyle. There is a difference between being bigger and being healthy, and being bigger because of your unhealthy lifestyle

 

[Loopybird69]

I’m reading Salem’s Lot at the moment &, apart from not being able to levitate to a first floor window (as far as I know), PUS is very much like one of the vampires. Emma has clearly sucked all of the life out of him & now he’s just a lanky shell of a man with a penchant for sleeping in cupboards.....

I bloody loved that book!

 

[Lol_Lola]

Thread suggestion:
Brummy Mummy #47 Breaking Covid rules is by the by when you’re busy living your best lie

have you got your thread summary ready for tomorrow

KeBAB can’t say that the (growing) IC20 didn’t get her anything for her birthday... she will get her brand new thread in record time!

 

[BonBon27]

have you got your thread summary ready for tomorrow

KeBAB can’t say that the (growing) IC20 didn’t get her anything for her birthday... she will get her brand new thread in record time!

I haven’t done today yet so got a bit of work to get done, what with the tier breaking attention seeking day she’s had!

 

[MrsBriggs]

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the fort primark at the moment. If she didgo you can imagine her pushing to the front and in her best miss piggy voice screech “don’t you know who I aaaaaammmm?”

Can just see them sitting in the Beemer together, in the car park:
“STEPHEN!! Walk to the front of the queue & tell the security guy that I’m here & I need to be let in NOW, before anybody else! Tell them it’s my pre-birthday before the real birthday tomorrow! GO ON!! Do it NOW!! I’ll stay here & guzzle my way through another Advent Calendar. GO!!!”
“ok monks....” shuffles off in shorts & sliders...
”s’cuse me, sorry, s’cuse me.......”

 

[Lady Doodle]

Guys, give her a break! She's quiet tonight cos she's busy...
Busy wrapping all her presents, blowing up her Balloons, Writing her cards, Decorating the tiny house with Birthday bunting and warming her vocal chords up to sing Happy Birthday to herself

Can just see them sitting in the Beemer together, in the car park:
“STEPHEN!! Walk to the front of the queue & tell the security guy that I’m here & I need to be let in NOW, before anybody else! Tell them it’s my pre-birthday before the real birthday tomorrow! GO ON!! Do it NOW!! I’ll stay here & guzzle my way through another Advent Calendar. GO!!!”
“ok monks....” shuffles off in shorts & sliders...
”s’cuse me, sorry, s’cuse me.......”

And then all the Brummies shout "Oh my god, its Kenny Everett"

 

[Loopybird69]

Guys, give her a break! She's quiet tonight cos she's busy...
Busy wrapping all her presents, blowing up her Balloons, Writing her cards, Decorating the tiny house with Birthday bunting and warming her vocal chords up to sing Happy Birthday to herself

This would be way funnier if it wasn’t true. She really could be doing all that but before her 745 bedtime remember

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

Thread suggestion: Brummy Mummy #47 Living Her Best Lie - Emma Cons-Her-Way through every Covid regulation, to ensure a loophole birthday celebration!

 

[Lady Doodle]

Another thread suggestion - Brummy Mummy #47 Its my Birthday and I'll gurn if I want to.

 

[MrsBriggs]

I bloody loved that book!

I swear it’s PUS, with his dead eyes, up a step ladder, staring at people through their windows!!

 

[Loopybird69]

I swear it’s PUS, with his dead eyes, up a step ladder, staring at people through their windows!!

 

[Lady Doodle]

Nothing on Stories for 4 hours

Is she ok?

 

[Loopybird69]

Nothing on Stories for 4 hours

Is she ok?

It’s. Her. Birthday. Eve. She cant be dealing with the minions when she’s sneakily gone to see wet Sandra and rog the dodge and be adored. She’s a motherfuckingkween!

 

[Stimpii]

Nothing on Stories for 4 hours

Is she ok?

She’s too busy trying to keep up with this thread

 

[Lady Doodle]

She’s too busy trying to keep up with this thread

I know how she feels