I’m going to try a recap, will probably miss some bits but bear with me!
*Started by giving advice on when not to give advice with a crap reel filmed in the car on the school run. Cringe!
*Ate Peppa Pig pasta shapes because apparently you can’t move tins from house to house.
*PUS looking more like a hostage who needs help in every photo
*Faked chocolate (sorry, “cock”) on her face and claimed it was there accidentally when she was drinking a Baileys hot chocolate (sorry, hot “cock”)
*Gurned and did close ups of spots. A lot. Caused by a mask apparently, not hormones, diet or lack of fresh air
*Told past Emma a few things about life now because that is high quality content
*Showed some Babettes with mugs. Her internet access allowed her to do this, but didn’t allow her to read about MPs rejecting free school meals in the holidays and all of Marcus Rashford’s efforts to change this
*Went to bed early a lot as she has the lifestyle of an 82 year old, not a 42 year old (apologies to any healthy and spritely 82 year olds)
*Thinks having lots of mugs means she’s quirky and fun
*Last prawn cracker dance in the old house was her naked in a box. All those who’ve seen it have burnt eyes
*More Christmas presents = more landfill Vlog
*Mentioned tiers and restrictions, loves you if you’re in them, but she’s here for laughs and fun
*MOVED HOUSE. Tour of old house showed embarrassing state of it. Photos of it she’d never shared before showed she cares more about the privacy of her front door than her kids. Talked a load of crap about not packing essentials, wearing undies for days, having to go and stay in a hotel. But IC20 and anyone with half a brain call bullshit, and put it down to lies for content/ignoring restrictions and having family there to do everything in case she overdoes it by moving off the sofa
*Had an Internet break while moving because some people hate watch her and would make it “weird”. Not sure what this means. She was all over Twitter in her time off
*First prawn cracker dance in the new house was an open robe with underwear showing. No words
*Lots of photos of boxes. Did you know when you moved you have to unpack boxes?!? Babs is a total groundbreaker experiencing this for all the Babettes who have NO idea you have to unpack!
*The glorious mug cupboard she was so excited about looks to be a standard cupboard with a glass door. May fall off the wall. Is crammed with her mugs, they are not displayed well
*No internet means old dvds and an ariel found means standard telly only, phone data must be saved for Instagram stories
*Put up a tiered stand for Halloween, even tho people take the mickey out of her for them. And even go to the trouble of making one in their own houses to make hers seem like a joke. Altho it was mentioned in The Times don’t you know. Claims it’s a hot “cock” station but all that’s visible is Halloween tat. Plus straws, which aren’t the best for hot drinks, but who am I to question Babs. She’s clearly being trolled enough by people laughing at her hot chocolate stand, never mind all those well known people who get death threats and viciously photoshopped pictures of their families sent to them and other things, our Babs is the real victim
*New house tour vlog to come
Like I said I’ve probably missed things, be gentle with me