Brummy Mummy #40 Neighbours celebrating from over the hedge, don’t forget your sexy veg

[Luna615]

Little tribute to Babs and the move...

"Home" (in the same style as the song "home" by Michael Bublé who has me rabid )

Another autumn day
It's time to move away
Escaping the trolls
And I gotta move home

I've been surrounded by
My sexy plants and I
Can't pack this tit alone
Nanny San, help me move home

Let me move hooooommmmeee
I am so through
With that ic20 crew
(Plus Ste needs his own room)

Another van is full
A crappy YouTube haul
Of tat for my new abode
Can't wait to move home

I'll miss the (pretend) old man
Who smiled when I (shuffled) ran
But time to call nanny San
Gotta get her on the phone
And help me move home

Ste, let's move hooooommmmeee
I feel such a fool
Staring at the same four walls
Time to move to one that's identical

Let me move hoooommmmee
Soon I can prance
And do a takeaway dance
But not before I've bought more gnomesssss

Love this! I’m singing it!

 

[Another Longtime Lurker]

I saw that one and thought the same!!

If it’s the same one I saw, the brochure link is still there...

 

[Hattie769]

If it’s the same one I saw, the brochure link is still there...

It doesn't have the fireplace though... ?

 

[_crescentmoon_]

It doesn't have the fireplace though... ?

Can you share the price range please!

 

[MrsBriggs]

Can you share the price range please!

Yeah - give us a clue! Babs would be disappointed if I didn’t look for her new pad

 

[Hattie769]

Can you share the price range please!

I don't think its the right one.

 

[emme1122]

I don’t think it’s even on there anymore. I have looked and looked and looked - sad I know - but there is nothing that matches the fireplace, kitchen and front windows... if I’m wrong can someone please throw a girl a bone

 

[houseofhoop]

Is she some kind of twit?

That’s my title suggestion right there haha

 

[Jg182]

I don’t think it’s even on there anymore. I have looked and looked and looked - sad I know - but there is nothing that matches the fireplace, kitchen and front windows... if I’m wrong can someone please throw a girl a bone

yeah Iv looked and looked and can’t see anything which matched the fire, bath or kitchen!!

 

[MoodyMerde]

Bet she’ll be out shopping today, then she’ll have to make some calls to find a carpenter. She’ll put some nonsense on Instagram as well. She’s such a hard werker though!

 

[Moomoo20]

Thought the new house was ‘so different’ from anything they had lived in before, I thought maybe a new build or a 70’s detached or a 1930s semi. The front room looks exactly like her last 2

I actually had to look twice...wondered if she had even moved!

 

[Rags2Riches]

I wonder if she made sure with the estate agents to have the information pulled from rightmove/their website between Monday and Wednesday.

I can just imagine her saying to them - I'm kind of a big deal.

 

[chipstick]

Somehow she's come back even more tedious and annoying than before. The Premier Inn story is boring, lying about pants and pyjamas is boring, exaggerated stories about collapsing wardrobes is boring, filming a pile of boxes is boring.

WHY does she think everything she does is unique and interesting? She is a dullard.

 

[Ruby’s mum]

And she’s working today but unpacking boxes - clearly her job iscritical to keeping the economy going

Did anyone see LP stories about her daughter donating toys to a food bank as she’s trying to teach her to be a good person and that they are extremely privileged- ok so I don’t agree with the storying of it but damn she makes babs look even more grabby and cuntish

She will be filming herself unpacking so classes it as work

 

[GingerWhinger]

So no WiFi, she suggests sexy time & Ste opts for Val Kilmer’s Batman my lips are sealed. No. one. Wants. To. Think. About. You. Bumping. Uglies.

Today she’s back to work unpacking boxes! How niche.

 

[Good Egg]

So in response to Babs question I replied? Which area of Brum are you as my brother is a carpenter/bespoke cabinet maker lol. Will she reveal her location *insert pink Babther music*

 

[DaysOfSpeed]

"They took Monday and Tuesday off"?
"They"!
Emma, who did you put your bleeping holiday request into? Yourself?
YOU. DON'T. WORK. SO. SHUT. UP.

Except she posted Monday and Wednesday, so actually had 1 day off

 

[_crescentmoon_]

The only one I could find in that area with no pictures was offers in excess in 430k but there’s no floor plan or tour!

 

[Hereforgossip]

Well I can’t find it but one thing is for sure, houses prices in Birmingham are really cheap!!

Depends on the area. Harbourne and bournville are not cheap. Sort after and certainly not cheap xx

 

[Tiffers]

She's probably requested for the pictures to be removed so that she can feel all smug and think that she has outsmarted the ic20.

On another note she was really rather rude this morning when talking about the dog sleeping with her girl.