Brummy Mummy #35 Block, delete, repeat

[Help. I'm. In. The. Loft]

Her text has been leaked

Hey mOm
My content is at an all time low, should I get my fishy fan out on only fans as isnt that sight just full of rude photos????
Ste won't mind as I will just smash his face in if he gets upset.
See you tomorrow after my 4th nap

 

[Lady Doodle]

How can a dog owner be in her pyjamas so early? I've had dogs my whole life and the jammies don't go on until the night walk has been done.

Lucy seems to only get walked once a week. Even she probably hates being seen with Grotbabs!

 

[Loopybird69]

Terrahawks, like babs I'm old

I’m old too but don’t remember terrahawks hmm gonna have to find that!

 

[Lady Doodle]

Hands up who said recently she has no "real" friends
Oh look, she's now apparently hot on the group chats with her dazzling humour! I bet they were all rabid. I bet they screamed. I bet there was laughter. Not!!

 

[Loopybird69]

Instead of calling her,her 'assistant' why not make it more relatable?Something like :'Miss D has come to work with me as this part(s)(insert aspect(s) of influencing)of what I do often overwhelms me/eats into my time with my children and/or husband,and so her help makes what I do more manageable and helps me to fit in in around my home/family life.To me this sounds no different to someone hiring a cleaner or gardener to help them with something they struggle with or don't have time to do

Because babs likes to feel superior and calling her by her name makes Miss D more relatable to the babettes And she can’t have that.

 

[Tricia Doll]

That latest insta story is utterly pointless and SCREAMS of desperation.

 

[Mumofgirls82]

Why on earth is she in her dressing gown already?! She makes me so bloody angry with her laziness. Today I have got both of my girls ready for school/nursery, left home at 8:30, back to start work at 9(ish), worked until 3, walked to school to fetch eldest, home by 3:30, squeezed in an hours more work, picked up youngest from nursery, home and cooked tea. Husband is poorly so helps a bit but not much. At 6pm I was running their bath having just finished tidying up, not lounging around in my dressing gown! I have just got both girls into bed, so now comes preparing for tomorrow, which will look very similar, and if I'm lucky I may sit down around 9ish. I know this is true of so many parents, I am not alone in this by any stretch, so seeing her doing nothing but sitting on her a complaining about how she's never happy with how she looks really gets on my bits!! Oh, and Emma, I am 38, still manage to get out and run between 5 &10k around 3 times a week, feed my family non beige food, and do it all without getting (or wanting or asking for) presents for doing it! Stop being so bloody bone idle and thinking you're entitled, step up, be a wife and mother who is present and pulls her weight! You might actually lose a bit then..... (just saying )

 

[houseofhoop]

Hands up who said recently she has no "real" friends
Oh look, she's now apparently hot on the group chats with her dazzling humour! I bet they were all rabid. I bet they screamed. I bet there was laughter. Not!!

Me that was me!!!

 

[Loopybird69]

Hands up who said recently she has no "real" friends
Oh look, she's now apparently hot on the group chats with her dazzling humour! I bet they were all rabid. I bet they screamed. I bet there was laughter. Not!!

She really is a jackanory. If and that’s a big if she has friends in what world is it normal convo to discuss getting an only fans account because although not all, a lot of it is for the sex industry (fair play to them I say) so discussing it between 40 something year old MARRIED women is weird. I’d encourage her to do it just so I could rip the piss out of her granny porn

 

[Tricia Doll]

That comment about onlyfans has really pissed me off. There are so many talented creators on there from PTs to artists, yes sex workers use it too, but she's so bleeping dense she's narrowed it down to her pathetic childish world view where everything is about sex being something you snigger about and mock. She's like a 12 year old. God I'd LOVE to get into a debate with this thick womanbaby. I'd tear her a new hole in minutes.

 

[JulieScoobyDoo]

Texting friends and Only Fans is because she’s been reading here, I’m sort of it

why would any sane adult joke about doing that? Seriously somebody needs to speak to the Head about her and what these kids are being exposed to

she’s manic and obsessed with sex whilst not getting any.

 

[Emsie]

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Minus fruit and sandwiches? So...putting a packet of crisps and a drink in the lunchbox? Yeah, bet that saves loads of time

I make the kids lunch boxes when I'm making tea including the fruit and sandwich. Go me! Thought everyone did this tbf.

 

[Catherine_the_great]

Instead of calling her,her 'assistant' why not make it more relatable?Something like :'Miss D has come to work with me as this part(s)(insert aspect(s) of influencing)of what I do often overwhelms me/eats into my time with my children and/or husband,and so her help makes what I do more manageable and helps me to fit in in around my home/family life.To me this sounds no different to someone hiring a cleaner or gardener to help them with something they struggle with or don't have time to do

It’s completely self indulgent and to make herself feel important. In my job I actually do have an ‘assistant’, she looks after me and 2 others, but I can’t even think of a time when I’ve called her ‘my assistant’. I use her name most of the time or would say secretary if describing her role.
My theory is Miss D is a student doing media/marketing or something similar hence the 9 hours a week......plus would that make sense that she’s back now since universities are back?

 

[Suzesnooze]

It’s completely self indulgent and to make herself feel important. In my job I actually do have an ‘assistant’, she looks after me and 2 others, but I can’t even think of a time when I’ve called her ‘my assistant’. I use her name most of the time or would say secretary if describing her role.
My theory is Miss D is a student doing media/marketing or something similar hence the 9 hours a week......plus would that make sense that she’s back now since universities are back?

It was easy to find out who she was at the time. She's graduated. Think she has her fingers in a few pies so no wonder it's only 9 hrs.

 

[Catherine_the_great]

It was easy to find out who she was at the time. She's graduated. Think she has her fingers in a few pies so no wonder it's only 9 hrs.

Ahhh, I see! I only started following at the start of March after she jumped in front of Rosie Ramsey in that Tik tok. I missed the original Miss D chat.

 

[LLPlum]

Rest assured those friends (if they exist) will have a splinter group where they ag her off. Bet there are eye rolls galore on that thread!!!

 

[Maddogsmum]

God her laziness does my head in. I’ve got a throat virus so have spent today lounging on the sofa watching tit tv and eating ice lollies. It’s so bloody boring I cannot imagine how she can sit around everyday doing sod all. She seriously does nothing all day. How her so called work takes more than 30 mins a day is beyond me.
why is she always moaning she’s tired?! I think she’s bored not tired.
She certainly bores me!

 

[GingerWhinger]

Didn’t someone on here suggest only fans was the next step following on from the WAP dance? Imaginary friends can’t text Emma, who are you trying to kid.
6pm is a ridiculous time to be in pjs. What sort of an example are you to your Babettes, your like some kind of human sloth.

 

[Lady Doodle]

Rest assured those friends (if they exist) will have a splinter group where they ag her off. Bet there are eye rolls galore on that thread!!!

Who knows, some of them may even be among us

 

[Jade33]

Didn’t someone on here suggest only fans was the next step following on from the WAP dance? Imaginary friends can’t text Emma, who are you trying to kid.
6pm is a ridiculous time to be in pjs. What sort of an example are you to your Babettes, your like some kind of human sloth.

Wait, are we the "friends in her WhatsApp group"? maybe she's enjoying the banter and the advice and is trying to get involved!