Brummy Mummy #35 Block, delete, repeat

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I was on that Zoom last night - was hilarious! Nobody was flashing their bits or trying to get the most attention 😂
Says it all. She would have lowered the tone below the gutter!

is it wrong I’m cackling over all her “friends” freezing her out 😂
 
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I'm really not even sure what the point of this morning's post was. Her captions take about a year to read and most of the way through I was expecting the ending to be her basically admitting that she isn't the healthiest and she's going to be making changes. Instead it just sort of rambled to a close without really going anywhere. Stream of consciousness crap as usual.

It's a shame though. If she said "hey I'm getting a bit older and slower and I'm just going to make a few small changes to try and feel a bit healthier, who wants to come on this journey with me?" she could get so much support and engagement from people in a similar position.
This would give her SO MUCH relatable content. So many people in a similar position would appreciate tips on eating better on a budget and with a busy life, or ways to incorporate more exercise without having to join a gym or a class, or buy stuff.
 
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I agree with both points about the assistant thing.... yes it's her job, she is an assistant....however babs is really enjoying saying it isnt she?! To the point where it is becoming a bit rude as we also know her bloody name (well miss D!). I don't have an assistant, I recognise I dont bloody need one!) But I couldn't imagine even saying to friends "this is xxxx my assistant".
 
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I agree with both points about the assistant thing.... yes it's her job, she is an assistant....however babs is really enjoying saying it isnt she?! To the point where it is becoming a bit rude as we also know her bloody name (well miss D!). I don't have an assistant, I recognise I dont bloody need one!) But I couldn't imagine even saying to friends "this is xxxx my assistant".
I am a manager and rarely do I say “this is XYZ, she works for me..” I always say “this is XYZ we work together” our teams will only succeed and prosper if we work together, constantly reminding them of the hierarchy (in the way babs does) is just another way of belittling them and making herself feel superior.

And no you don’t look like Sharon. You look like Mrs Potato Head. True story
 
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I am a manager and rarely do I say “this is XYZ, she works for me..” I always say “this is XYZ we work together” our teams will only succeed and prosper if we work together, constantly reminding them of the hierarchy (in the way babs does) is just another way of belittling them and making herself feel superior.

And no you don’t look like Sharon. You look like Mrs Potato Head. True story
I thought you were telling me I looked like Mrs Potato Head.....I thought you could see me!!! 😂😂
 
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Yesterday I got home from work at around half 6 in the evening (I leave the house at half 8 in the morning) and made my daughter's packed lunch for nursery the next day. I then (prepare to be shocked) PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE. I know. Complete game changer. I also bathed her, dried her hair and put her to bed. I did all of that before getting myself ready for bed. No slobbing about on the settee with a whole packet of biscuits for me. I've said it before and I'll say it again - she would be ducked if she ever found herself a single parent.
 
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She is a classic case of fir coat and no nickers!!! Absolute stuck up witch who thinks she is better than everyone else!! Assistant my a 🤬 She needs an assistant as much as the world needs her fashion, parenting, homeware, health, Beauty and exercise advice! 🤦‍♀️
 
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Yesterday I got home from work at around half 6 in the evening (I leave the house at half 8 in the morning) and made my daughter's packed lunch for nursery the next day. I then (prepare to be shocked) PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE. I know. Complete game changer. I also bathed her, dried her hair and put her to bed. I did all of that before getting myself ready for bed. No slobbing about on the settee with a whole packet of biscuits for me. I've said it before and I'll say it again - she would be ducked if she ever found herself a single parent.
Ste would NEVER leave her 🤬 He ADORES her remember! And besides, she keeps his balls in a tuperware tub in the office of doom and we've all seen the state of that, he'd never be able to find them and i doubt he'd leave without them 🤣🤣
 
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Ste would NEVER leave her 🤬 He ADORES her remember! And besides, she keeps his balls in a tuperware tub in the office of doom and we've all seen the state of that, he'd never be able to find them and i doubt he'd leave without them 🤣🤣
Adores her? Lol course he does like Melania loves Donald, blink twice & we’ll get help 😂
 
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Yes Emma, this is the most boring story you have ever done. However, why not include the sandwiches and fruit and veg? I’ve just prepped my kids (having just got in from a full day at proper real life work) then put the lunchboxes in the fridge? You could even store the prepped fruit and veg in those amazing Tupperware boxes you ordered. You know the ones? You managed to put the prepped fruit for your picnic In them, remember that? Oh sorry, I forgot. That was a picture just for the gram wasn’t it.
Are you not an adult? Did you not know this?
Hilarious 😆 irony being I commented on this before on one of her old back to school posts (maybe when Ethan started school?) about how she should prep the night before. Old huffy granny pants got her knickers in a twist, alas - I was blocked from my first account for “bleeping with her mind”. She really is the gift that keeps giving... she’s hardly reinvented the wheel, parents have been prepping lunchboxes since the 1980’s when bringing a packed lunch became the norm.
What a bell end
 
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If we're talking about look alikes Emma then I think this is more accurate! Definitely not Sharon from EE!!! Was it the same invisible man who used to cheer you on when you were doing the C to 5k? Remember that. 🤔
 

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BBC News tonight saying that additional restrictions are looking likely for Birmingham “as
people got together over the bank holiday weekend and seem to have forgotten about social distancing”

I feel sorry for anyone living in the area but I’m loving the idea that Babs might be about to be locked down again and told she can’t socialise
 
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Sharon my a
More like voldermort or The Riddlers lol remember them?
I thought she was too scared to talk to boys alas she was probably pissed at the time and misheard...
Troll on

BBC News tonight saying that additional restrictions are looking likely for Birmingham “as
people got together over the bank holiday weekend and seem to have forgotten about social distancing”

I feel sorry for anyone living in the area but I’m loving the idea that Babs might be about to be locked down again and told she can’t socialise
Alas this would be music to my ears if she had to be locked down again.

But yes I would feel deeply sad for those who abided by the rules, didn’t travel several times during a pandemic and buy tat the first time Primark opened!!!

Cases in France are worrying, but yet she travelled to Brighton not long after.

Interesting she didn’t mention Nanny San being ill? I wonder why? So she doesn’t get caught out?
 
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Popping a carton of juice and a pack of hula hoops in a lunch bag is not prepping for lunch and would save Ste all of 2 seconds in the morning. Do the bleeping sandwiches you lazy oaf!
Is this because a thread back I said she probs pays for school dinners 😂😂
 
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Pretty obvious she’s only doing that laughable lunchbox packaging as Ste has up lucked up enough backbone to say, “You sit on your a all day, can you at least make the packed lunches?”
 
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