I think of her like Jay from the inbetweeners
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Ermagurd!! BM’s new bedroom wall colour is very, very similar to mine.
Coincidence or a sneaky upwards glance when you walk past my house eh?
Now who’s doing the stalking?
Coincidence or a sneaky upwards glance when you walk past my house eh?
Now who’s doing the stalking?
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Never heard her mention her love of Eurovision before 
obviously desperate for something to post about.
obviously desperate for something to post about.Nah she bangs on about it every year, they usually do a party, her, her sister and her mum. I was surprised Ethan asked what it was the other day, given that they have a party every yearNever heard her mention her love of Eurovision before
Really? I’ve obviously not been paying attention then as don’t recall her mentioning itNah she bangs on about it every year, they usually do a party, her, her sister and her mum. I was surprised Ethan asked what it was the other day, given that they have a party every year
She wheels that interest out once a year for engagement. In a pathetic way, it really hacks me off because she claims to be a massive fan on one day every year. If that’s the case, why not buy tickets and take the kids? She can more than afford it. Can guarantee you she couldn’t tell you a single thing about its history and it’s significance in post-war Europe, nor anything about any of the entrants. She just likes getting to wave a flag about and relive the 90s entries.Never heard her mention her love of Eurovision before
I also will be wearing the compulsory luminous, too tight, tits hanging out bra top!! I will try to keep my eyes open to find you but you will possibly hear me as I will be farting as I walk but blaming every passing dog!! Looking forward to it!!Tis true...
Ooh - before I go - I’m thinking of booking a meet up with a person who doesn’t live in my house (I assume this is what I’m meant to be doing??). If anyone is up for it, please get in touch.
On the day & time of our booked appointment, I’ll be waiting in the park opposite my house wearing an ill-fitting gym concoction that makes me wince when I breathe in & out. I’ll be draped in ‘keep your social distance’ bunting & grinning with my eyes shut as if I have painful wind.
Looking forward to it
Shall we have a survey? Who is the better dancer, Ethan or Emma? I vote Ethan! Emma you are a tit dancer and terrible singer! You are eliminated!!!
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Why can't she wear her fat-letics bra under her pjs while she dances like a moron instead of subjecting us to that horrendous sight
Is her Pimm's straight? Blimey, no wonder she's been waking up with headaches.
Dancing with no bra is a sure fire way to put your back out, but I suppose she'll just see that as content.
Dancing with no bra is a sure fire way to put your back out, but I suppose she'll just see that as content.
Disney Springs (the shopping district at Walt Disney world) have announced they're opening May 20th 
wonder if this means they're thinking of opening the parks soon? Anyone know when Brums trip is?
wonder if this means they're thinking of opening the parks soon? Anyone know when Brums trip is?
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you wouldn’t catch me going there anytime soon! The amount of people I’ve seen on the Disney forums and groups saying they would refuse to wear a mask once they past the security points is scary! She’s definitely made the right decision to move her tripDisney Springs (the shopping district at Walt Disney world) have announced their opening May 20th
Oh my goodness, yes, totally this!I think of her like Jay from the inbetweeners
For someone who has well documented leg and back problems, she certainly seems to be dancing well.....
I bet she likes to keep the bad back in her arsenal for when she doesn’t want to walk the dogs / cook dinner / shag Micky / insert her own tampons ... but for internet engagement she’s happy to bump down the stairs etc
Everything about her is fake
The smile. Which is clearly fake from previous photos, and the strain on the boys neck as he tries to copy it
The leg/foot/back injury still bothering her - clearly if she can do the splits, lay down on stairs and jump around like an idiot so much, it isn't as bad as she says. She clearly loved the attention when it was bad and carried it on
The pamphlet. Oh god, what a fake book
The hardly drinking. Jesus, I think I drink too much right now with 2 bottles of wine a a week. She's on the drink daily now it seems
I think she's trying to build such a persona she's clearly lost who she was
But she won't ever be able to go back to teaching will she? Not with half naked photos on the Web and inability to do year 2 maths.
The smile. Which is clearly fake from previous photos, and the strain on the boys neck as he tries to copy it
The leg/foot/back injury still bothering her - clearly if she can do the splits, lay down on stairs and jump around like an idiot so much, it isn't as bad as she says. She clearly loved the attention when it was bad and carried it on
The pamphlet. Oh god, what a fake book
The hardly drinking. Jesus, I think I drink too much right now with 2 bottles of wine a a week. She's on the drink daily now it seems
I think she's trying to build such a persona she's clearly lost who she was
But she won't ever be able to go back to teaching will she? Not with half naked photos on the Web and inability to do year 2 maths.
No, she absolutely won’t. It’s hard enough to get a job when you’re doing it daily and can prove how good you are at the job. She won’t stand a chance.
Drunk again babs?!
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