Brummy Mummy #166 Call Birmingham Mail, turns out she isn’t heartless after all

[Angechicken]

#Notasize18

 

[Unicorn_Poop]

It doesn’t look very sunny

also if I was a holiday company and if given her a free holiday I’d be screwing. Literally NOTHING of any advice except you can’t get a sun bed til 10am and have to queue? Where do I sign up for such luxury

Jesus wept

 

[Pumpkinspice returns]

Omg the matching sandals…flashbacks to my narcissistic mum. This behaviour continued into adulthood. I’m sure it will for them too.

 

[Clarissa_2019]

morning cowbags,

Another utterly pointless throwback reel this morning ....

plus anyone else get irrational rage if she comments on the post of someone you follow?.. I know I do, it makes me wanna unfollow them, just me ?? Ok then

 

[Emmalj44]

I hope she’s declared her heart condition on the insurance ……cunt

What about gifting the holiday to a wonderful NHS worker that looked after you while poorly ( how old are you .. 5 ?? )
FREE holiday …

 

[Whats_my_name_again]

That hotel looks shit.

I said what I said, Emma.

 

[Mingles1001]

I'm not Babfending her but why is it disgusting to sleep in your kid's sheets? I've borrowed my son's bed when he's been at a mates and the snoring is too much and I've told him I've been in it but I haven't changed the sheets because I'm clean. Is this really disgusting? Are you all saying it because it's Babs or am I vile? Seriously, I'm worrying now!!!!!

I was first to mention the weirdness, maybe I’m being totally sexist but I wouldn’t allow my husband to sleep in my kids beds (especially my daughters) hes a sweaty, farty, dribbly mess and I make sure I never get the pillows on our bed mixed up I love him obviously but I have to draw the line at him rotating beds ‍

 

[Rags2Riches]

The government should use this as a health awareness campaign. Stick her mug on chocolate, ice cream, crisps - like the photos they have on cigarettes.

Seriously though are the babettes on like wait a minute … this yellow beasty was bed bound and now she’s admitted to going shopping multiple times, had her hair and is stuffing her gob with ice cream.

 

[Stimpii]

You can buy these in England, hope that helps x

 

[emmaemmaemma9493829]

i dunno babs, maybe - just maybe - it's because tiger tongues is the NAME of the sweets and he simply read it on a packet one time and continued to use the name - y'know, as opposed to him being such a WILD guy inventing quirky names for things.

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Been reading here babs

 

[ScrambledEggs]

It's like a permanent work of fiction. I have a favourite author who occasionally completely forgets, a few books down a series, that she said someone doesn't have a Dad or a sister or is allergic to chocolate but Babs, this is ridiculous. Do you think we should club together and buy her a notebook and a pencil so she can write down key character points and plot twists. You know, things about Ste... 1. he only watches scary things; 2. he loves the gay channels etc. Babs... 1. yellow hair; 2. dodgy ticker; 3. dubious manicure... She can look back and check her facts every morning.

No need to buy her a notebook , she kept the one from the competition/giveaway.....

 

[Boredofgrey]

She’s only sad she’s losing content and income without the kiddo in primary narrative. Without days at Thomas land, handbag snacks and early home times due to needing a toddler nap, what else has she got?

Fashion? Health? Fitness? Interiors? Travel? She’s clearly established she’s got none of this so what does that leave?

Ugly shoe market I suppose. She excels there!

 

[Loopybird69]

I hope TT enjoyed it too, she's only a kid and doing what her mother does, no matter how sick making it is to watch. I still think it's not the kid's faults. TT will have to live with this shame for the rest of her life. That's punishment enough for the poor girl. Now Ste, he is old enough to say bog off with your camera Babs and leave me the fuck alone!!!
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I couldn't believe the matching sandals. I would have died at TT's age (and my Mum was quite attractive but twinning, ugh nooooooo!).

He’s also old enough to protect his kids. But he doesn’t because he wants the shite holidays and freebies

 

[muscadet]

I’m in the same area and four minutes drive from her and it’s warmer outside than in the house. They should be sat in the garden!

Too much air out there

 

[Behelzabobs]

That new haircut is something else first thing in the morning isn't it?!

What? This ray of sunshine

 

[lessthaninfluenced]

Have they ever gone for a nice evening meal on holiday and you know, given the “snacky” bits a rest for one day?!?!

 

[Mingles1001]

My first tingo predictable Conways at port adventura…….massive theme park nerds but she’s there with a book

 

[Gl1tt3rUn1c0rn]

Any normal person who had a ‘poorly heart’ would immediately overhaul their food intake and exercise. Not Babs though she just carries on eating junk and lazing about

 

[Unicorn_Poop]

Imagine sending a family to Spain for free and THAT reel is the best “content” they can produce

 

[Bonbon76]

Hmm, why would you get a pedicure unless you were planning to perhaps be showing off your feet on a beach?