Brummy Mummy #166 Call Birmingham Mail, turns out she isn’t heartless after all

[Gl1tt3rUn1c0rn]

I read this in the style of The Gruffalo, or in this case…The Babbalo.

The Baballo

But who is the creature with a terrible mani,
lifting her skirt and showing her fanny?
She has chunky canckles and big fat toes,
and a huge ugly wart next to her nose (#Ad #SkinAndMe)
Her tongue is scalloped, her hair is yellow,
’You’re making me be a bad mom’ you’ll hear her bellow.

 

[Gl1tt3rUn1c0rn]

I can’t deal with Babs’ antics this last week so I’m going for a giphy recap.



Babs had to settle her grown arse husband in to bed whilst she was having a ‘poorly heart’ that required emergency treatment


Then she was taken to hospital by ambulance they even ‘popped on the blue lights’ for her


The whole medical team were on standby to receive the Kween as she needs priority treatment what with being a celeb



Luckily the heart specialist consultant was on duty at 2am and booked her in for a procedure



Babs then took to her bed and didn’t shower for a few days

 

[Candyfloss1974!]

British Heart Foundation have apologised to the nation today for giving out incorrect advice by telling people to eat a healthy diet and excercise regularly.
This apology comes after modern day miracle Babs cured her congenital heart defect by spending three days in bed then a trip to the hairdressers

 

[Candyfloss1974!]

 

[zebby]

Round of applause for little Stevie on gaining his Duke of Babbinburgh silver award for 'going to reception and buying tickets to a theme park'

 

[BLAH76]

Churros, cheese and salami breakfast... Just what the cardiologist ordered! Good job Bab

 

[BLAH76]

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[Forthegramster]

I’m going to be really horrible here but what is the point of her? She never tells us anything informative or shows us how to make crafts, nice dinners or tips for gardening, keeping a home nice etc. Most instagram accounts have a theme and that’s why you watch them and their adverts are tailored to their audience. She just tits about and does a poll for fucking ice creams, her YouTube videos are just a brag snore fest, she’s not funny in the slightest so again, what’s the point or am I missing something.

 

[SugarSnapBam]

I just can't unsee it now

 

[Acorncollecter]

Just saw Babs TSB ad on that tickytok. Nearly choked on my tea over this comment...

 

[justlurking2345]

I’m now a size 18/20 after losing 4.5stone and I’m almost 100% sure she looks bigger than me. There’s no way she’s a size 18 still, she needs to stop lying, it’s extremely toxic

(side note: I went to the park with my nephews and niece yesterday and for the first time ever (the oldest is 10!!) I joined in on all the equipment and we all had the best time ever! It was so fun being able to go on everything with them and that’s all because I’ve lost weight and can actually move around with them. It honestly made me so happy🥹)

 

[Unicorn_Poop]

So by trying new food - she meant crisps. Just crisps.

 

[Behelzabobs]

I just had to go over to look at the TikTok ad for TSB that another clever mentioned. Well, all I can say is, in case anybody was in any doubt, she’s not a #size18 anymore. The ad also just confirms what a greedy bitch she is. She ‘treats herself’ all day every day. Who does that?

My favourite picture from that TSB shit show

 

[Lady Doodle]

Emma.
Stop. Trying. To. Make. Steve. Happen.

 

[Lady Doodle]

Guys, she might be being gifted another fucking holiday, but I'll tell you this for free!....

I would prefer to never be able to go on holiday ever again over being and looking ANYTHING like her!

She is the ugliest, most selfish, bragging, childish, pathetic, lying cunt on the Internet.

How's the travel Ins quotes with the Heart Condition Babs?

Fuck off!!!!
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ETA : Message to Love Holidays pending!

 

[Wiggle_Puppy]

It really annoys me that she calls a week long holiday in Spain “just a little mini break”. Most people save all year for the chance to go abroad just once. It’s quite offensive really .

 

[Mingles1001]

First one is from tik tok 2 years ago, second is from the other day……….she lies about the most RIDICULOUS things she cannot lie straight in bed that one

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

all the drama about the pop-up laundry basket which she folds up, takes in a suitcase, shoves in the bathroom for all the dirty clothes, then prior to leaving the hotel room, she empties it out, sorts the washing into darks and whites, and then packs them all into a suitcase, folds the washing basket down and packs that empty back in a suitcase - saying that other families may just leave an empty suitcase part-unzipped in their room for the family to shove laundry into but she can't because....the zips hurt her hands?! it doesn't make sense! TOO. MANY. ZIPS. it's like "TOO. MUCH AIR" all over again. she didn't even say it was the toddlers struggling with zips - she clarified that it is HER who is "hurt" by zips - presumably because they catch chunks of her sausage fingers in them when she's trying to do them up?! but if you're gonna leave a suitcase partially unzipped to dump laundry in, that....doesn't involve zips?! make it make sense!

how has babs, at her big age - a 46 year old woman with a masters and two kids - not managed to grasp the very basic concept of....zips?! perhaps she needs to backtrack and first challenge herself with the gateway stage of velcro or poppers fastenings?

 

[shazbev]

Seriously? A free holiday for the laziest piece of shit on the Internet? . Might email Love Holidays and mention the current Mr Bev is recovering from a poorly heart so could they donate a freebie to us rather than a lying fantasist who's in want of a personality?

 

[SugarSnapBam]

Jack Spratt could eat no fat,
His wife could eat no lean,
and so between them both, you see
They licked the platter clean.

Stephen ate all the lean,
Emma ate all the fat,
The bone they picked it clean,
Then gave it to Margot the cat.



ETA; she has REALLY piled on weight. The oedema in her legs and feet is shocking and her belly is projecting four times that of her "cracking rack". In fact, she looks flat chested in this screen grab. With her dicky ticker, she really needs to lose at least 5 stones in weight, it's a known fact that visceral fat can cause heart attack and stroke. If she doesn't do something about it, she won't be around for any future grandchildren to see her "glorious Christmas village collection". She looks awful!