Brummy Mummy #166 Call Birmingham Mail, turns out she isn’t heartless after all

[focusdochas]

My holiday in September was booked through love holidays back in January. Never using them again.

 

[MoodyMerde]

I don’t know, maybe just me but Grease doesn’t seem a suitable school play for year 6 to be doing.

I agree and I’m a primary school teacher. Is Ethan’s school a Catholic school as well, or did I imagine that? I think the content of Grease would be frowned on by most primary schools. Funnily enough, there’s a primary school in Brum that also thinks Babs is a great guest speaker to teach the kiddos about online safety! What’s the world coming to?

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

right, so by babs' own explanation, the pool at their hotel was PERFECT if you have young children, yet WILD Steve spent the whole time they were there supposedly trying to drag his KWEEN onto a slide, only to eventually convince big, brave babs to go down THE most basic toddler as he was forced to hold her hand as she squealed - all while one of the Es was roped in to filming the embarrassing spectacle, inwardly cringing knowing that it would soon be online for all their classmates to have seen before they go back to school - and not only that, i can't imagine being one of the other families round the pool, enjoying their holiday with their actual toddlers but always having to keep an eye open for "influenzas" like babs, filming areas of the toddler pool and slide, constantly moving my kids out the way to ensure that they aren't included in footage to be plastered across the internet in their swimming costumes - y'know, babs, because genuinely great mums/parents tend to care about the risks of their kids images being on porn sites.

anyway, just gonna leave this here! a well-deserved Friday treat for my favourite !

 

[SNHG]

“Please tell me there are other pale queens out there”

No babs, you are the only pale person to have ever existed

 

[Guacamole]

Sorry don’t know how to do this properly but found this on loveholiday instagram page. Informative, shows prices, room hotel, restaurants and things to do in the area .
Then you have the wonder that is Emma showing her husband on the toddler slides, crisps and fanta, knock of designer crap and her greasing her thunder thighs and taking a piss whilst pulling her fossil to the side.

Great choice for advertisement

 

[Booklover]

Cock bottle openers and pissing wearing her cossie! Such glorious, classy content as ever. Great due diligence Love Holidays.

 

[Behelzabobs]

Yeah course he did blobs course he did

 

[Maddogsmum]

The irony of this fat walloper sharing a post saying about how children deserve safety protection and a childhood when she’s done nothing but pimp her kids out online for fucking years!!! You seriously couldn’t make this shit up!!
She must have seen someone else post this and jumped on the bandwagon or her management suggested she post it because it’s slightly odd time to post a charity post whilst on a freebie holiday!!!

 

[emmaemmaemma9493829]

We have definitely seen this Grease step ladder reel before. I can't find it on her feed so bet this is one she dirty deleted last week when her post numbers went down...

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

babs had to watch Baby Reindeer on her own, because it was all too dark for Sharky, yet now she's claiming he can't cope with comedy shows because he loves dark, gritty, depressing programs that involve crime or horror. make it make sense! Just the usual babsy bullshit where she has lost track of her own lies

 

[GingerWhinger]

Grease 2 wasn’t a big hit as ET came out around the same time. It became a “cult” classic over time because it’s a fucking awful film, there I said it. Babs your an idiot I remember going to the cinema to see ET, my parents would have left Grease 2 to the teenagers of the time as I would have been far to young to watch it. Although maybe Wet San & Che Guevara Wetton cosplayed as Sandy & Danny & took you to see Grease 2?

 

[Lady Doodle]

Someone's had the Sharpie out again

 

[Maddogsmum]

such a WILD guy.

Yeah course he did- this is the man who couldn't BEAR to touch her when he had to re enact the scene form Titanic on their Cruise holiday!!! Oh you're such a flirty, fun couple aren't you Emma?!! NOT!!!!

 

[Hareandbear]

A few weeks of scary, poorly times …. Surely it has just been 2 weeks since the blue lights were ‘popped on’ ?!?

Also what is the €2 price tag makes you the purse might not be authentic Babs?

3* comedy gold

 

[BLAH76]

Female content creator who lists TRAVEL on her bio, asks for snack suggestions in fucking Costa del 80s holiday hot-spot.
I'm so glad I follow her for travel tips.

Edit, sorry my spelling is fucking atrocious this morning. Plenty of edits here

 

[ChickenWine]

“We went to a football bar, but as I class it a boy activity I couldn’t be ar$ed to get involved and interact with my son, sorry the boy, or find out anything more about what he is interested in, so I just took some snaps and posted them on my stories so the cow bags don’t go on about how I treat my girl and the other one differently. “

Why didn’t she ask little E about what was there and what trophy it was etc? Then her post would be much more informative as she is on an AD GIFTED holiday! it doesn’t take much to just say ‘ok E tell me about it and I can let the people () know’

 

[Exhaustednurse]

He's so pathetic though. My husband calls me out if I'm being a cunt to him, recently I've been a right miserable bastard because one of the kids has lost my kitchen iPad, and I spend a lot of time in the kitchen and it's frankly boring as fuck without netflix when I'm cooking and washing up. The other day my husband was like "why are you such a bitch all the time" and I said "err work out when I'm at my most cuntish and you might realise the problem"... 5 mins later I heard him in my son's room looking for the iPad! He could have just done a steve and let me carry on, and he would never have known what was wrong and I would never have known I was being out of order and affecting everyone else and we would have all started hating each other more until it was not fixable.


(I mean it would have been better if he did the effing washing up and I could have watched the telly, but still...!)

(And we've still not found the bloody tablet, but at least I know to keep my rage internal!)

Exactly this. Healthy relationships are about challenging each other.
There is something very strange about a marriage where the husband is comfortable with his wife flashing herself, showing her underwear and talking about deification on line.

And agree fully with the poster who pointed out that at almost 50 Emma speaks like a 4 year old ‘people being mean to me’.

 

[Gl1tt3rUn1c0rn]

She‘s including ‘a little health update’ in the vlog tomorrow, it will be interesting to see how the story has evolved.

 

[milliemoo1988]

As soon as I saw the reel I thought “she hasn’t come up with this herself, where as she got it from?” Coupler with the fact she must have copied that specific clip of the film from someone else.

I typed in “Three Men and a Baby” on TikTok and of course what comes up? A load of videos of people taking about the boy ghost in that scene.

The woman doesn’t have one original thought in her head.

She’s heavily filtered as well, I wonder if this will be a new thing.

 

[DaysOfSpeed]

I keep reading it as a lovehoney ad.