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similar to whoever it is that paints her tutti-fruity nails so badly! out in the wild, trolling her in real life! wait til she catches up here, and she'll be lugging a tote bag full of her police files to her next hair appointment!
@Gl1tt3rUn1c0rn that’s absolutely amazing- actually properly made me lol and not many things do that (cos I’m a miserable old witch most of the time ) But your poem is utter genius
But who is the creature with a terrible mani,
lifting her skirt and showing her fanny?
She has chunky canckles and big fat toes,
and a huge ugly wart next to her nose (#Ad #SkinAndMe)
Her tongue is scalloped, her hair is yellow,
’You’re making me be a bad mom’ you’ll hear her bellow.
When did she last wash her hair? It looks like she went to sleep in the chip pan? Has anyone ever woken up with greasier hair than this?
Maybe that could be her poll of the day?
Those stories this morning fucks sake…….and after watching them I’m even more inclined to think her “poorly heart” pity party is more babshit
that hair as above is something else in a morning, I’m hoping she had just had a shower cos if not that’s one greasy head
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Guys, look closely!
The headband already made an appearance yesterday! It's just blended in with the colour of her hair!
Could she look anymore like a man!
Babs
Put some clothes on
Brush your teeth
Wash your helmet hair
And stop trying to increase engagement on your dwindling insta career by talking about a sugary snack days after bleating about a heart condition
Seriously never has a woman needed a good shag and a proper job more. I'm just not sure there is a man or employer stupid enough to provide either
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