I'm really surprised she hasn't stolen Ste's sperm and had another baby just for engagement. Can you imagine the posts - I thought I had completed Peri Menopause but really I was eight months pregnant and the whole family had to lie on me in the shower!!!!
urgh, that was a mental image i did NOT need while eating my lunch.
tbh, i think babs would have a hard job getting her trotters on any of Shamrock's swimmers, as stealing it without his knowledge would involve sneaking into very close proximity with the husband she is proud to never share a sofa with - let alone a bed
- and given his supposed talent at sniffing out Irish pubs, even while he is sleeping i think his heightened sense of smell would alert him to babs' presence.
plus there is no way babs could manage to inseminate herself without Steve's assistant - even post-tampongate, she isn't even able to remove her own welly boots without help, so impregnating herself would be a challenge beyond babs' capabilities. which is a huge relief tbh, given that she would demand one of the Es film the process - if she was was gonna have a content baby, she sure as hell wouldn't miss the opportunity to create content from the content baby's creation! that poor baby would be exploited before it even existed.