Brummy Mummy #161 Cash in the bank, hair still rank and married to a plank.

[Boredofgrey]

Any thread title suggestions for the next thread?

Does wet lettuce Ste count as part of her 5 a day?

 

[BubblesJones]

Well this is GOLD! Happy Holidays Blabs!

 

[JulieScoobyDoo]

Her holidays are always about showing off, it’s not about what she likes or really wants to do (which is be lazy) it’s about showing off and doing all the things she thinks people will be jealous that she is doing. Meeting celebrities, going to film sets, going to Disney, eating in places that have gone viral on TikTok , it’s all for show. “I’ll take you with me” because without that she’s got nowt. She needs the validation and the “I’m so jealous” comments to make her feel seen. The idea of going on holiday, reading a book, leaving her phone in the room safe and spending it with her family will never happen.

 

[Mrslollypop]

How lucky they are to be in the unusual situation of having an 11 year old and a 13 year old who like theme parks. So niche.

 

[zebby]

Wait, so a grown (!) man had a main course, ate the whole plate of food, and the server (who serves many grown people, many plates per day) GASPED cos he'd eaten his dindins up like a good boy.

Interesting to hear that she stood around quite happily waiting whilst TT did what 13 year old girls in a mall do, but when the 11 year old BOY took his time it took sooooooo long.

And the Uber came from Paris. That was a long drive surely ;-)

 

[L8619]

She absolutely doesn't want to be walking 30 mins on a beach does she?

 

[hattie20]

Gosh. When she finds that mumsnet thread, it’s going to be quite the bathroom meltdown

 

[shazbev]

I have to say, she absolutely ruins any holiday she goes on. I have no idea about where she is cos the only pics I really see are her, gurning like a cow in labour or 7 sausage Ste looking bewildered and simple at the same time. Honestly? I'd rather go to Weston super mare for a fraction of the price and have fun with my family than schlep about LA looking miserable and moody!

 

[Riiiiiiiiight]

So they hated each other when they got married? Just like her converse hates her ankles?

 

[Candyfloss1974!]

The only reason we’re being force fed the Flat Pack Chronicles is cos she’s too embarrassed to get her size 18 neck out narrating this shit show and the kids are probably revolting (hopefully!!)
Seriously tho imagine being that wet wipes boss??? I’d actually be horrified and calling HR to have his desk cleared pronto, maybe he’s so quiet no one actually realises he’s employed there

Do you think he gets back to work and tells his colleagues that he was allowed to play on the exercise equipment , choose his own exotic flavour of Pepsi from Target and got to sit in the front of Ubers with the driver like a big boy?

 

[mo fo]

Am fully confused at the realistic try on crappy reel, California outfit inspired is exactly the same as all her other reels??? Same shitty dresses with belts, the only difference is the size of her belly wobbling underneath! she looks absolutely fucking awful! And she keeps dragging the boy in front of her to cover her ginormous Shrek belly! As for limp biscuit and his red scabby elbows??? Everything about his is just pathetic! Even his elbows

 

[yellow_daisies]

Aww you know how some of us thought she might be reflecting on the fact she’s a child image selling cunt
Seems she’s in her gifted ASDA outfit living the dream, the dream that those images have funded whilst talking in a disgusting way about her husband

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Could she make it any more bloody obvious that she deserves not share a bedroom with her husband at home??

 

[JulieScoobyDoo]

Thought about it on the plane for 11 hours and is still thinking about it five days later. If she wasn’t so bothered why bring it up now? She’s also twisted the narrative here. The concern from somebody was about his peers bullying him for it because his mum has splashed it all over the internet. It wasn’t about the fact they were doing it, you do you, but about the fact she was sharing it and making it bullying fodder. The justification for it to her followers is falling on deaf ears; it’s the other 12 year olds at his school that she needs to be talking to

 

[Mingles1001]

She’s not a teen or a size 18 but don’t bust the Gilmour Kweens American dream

 

[BonBon27]

She is SOOOO fucking weird! No one gives a shiny shit if your husband chats to an Uber driver. It’s not interesting or shocking or at all newsworthy. And WTF she’s planned every day and he gets one afternoon to choose the beach?? Fuck off. You’re *supposed* to be a family, a team, people who share ideas and do things each other want to do. She’s a bloody nightmare.

 

[NattyMoo]

Is she actually comparing Santa Monica to Weston Super Mare??

 

[Ladeepfriedmarsbar]

You have to give her her due, she's not vain walking around looking like that is she

 

[muscadet]

Would you not take a long hard look at what your life had become if you read those threads!?! Potentially exposing your precious children to porn sites, basically being ridiculed for everything you portray?!? Would you be happy with that?? I suppose if you had fuck all else to offer but that in itself is sad

 

[sadoldtroll]

Honestly I am not one to body shame, and people are always going to be all shapes and sizes, but I CANNOT BELIEVE she, who usually goes to such great lengths to hide her true size, posted that video.

 

[yellow_daisies]

I just know that every uber trip will follow the same format

It giving "tell us you're spending a lot of time/money on ubers and are trying to make out it's a super fun part of your holiday because you ignored all the advice about hiring a car, without telling us" vibes.