Brummy Mummy #161 Cash in the bank, hair still rank and married to a plank.

[Riiiiiiiiight]

Can I just say she’s such a huge fan that she doesn’t follow either of the toms on insta…. Huge fan!

 

[Helmac79]

Ta-da! Spot on to whoever nailed it in about 3 seconds , I am in awe of the sleuthing skills!

 

[Misssj80]

Why are they wearing Disney ears at the airport in England? Firstly they look like dicks, secondly this isn't just a Disney holiday (she says they are going to do lots of other things first) and thirdly, just why??? I don't get it outside of the Disney parks?

 

[zebby]

The caption reads "It's time! Are you ready? Let's go!!!"

Shit, I'm not ready. I tell you what, you go on ahead and leave me the f{**k alone for a few days.

And, didn't she slag American Tourister a few weeks ago cos they damaged easily, now she's telling the Babette's that they are on sale in Costco. She'd flog her gran if she could.

 

[Maddogsmum]

Who do they never go out to eat like normal people?!!! Every holiday its all snacks and fast food often in the hotel room?! Such weird behaviour! Just go out to eat like a normal person you absolute twat!

 

[JulieScoobyDoo]

Agree with @Behelzabobs , the minute my kids had been mentioned on porn sites that would be it for me. I would be offline and doing everything in my power to get the images removed. I have said before that I find it very telling that it is not only her children she is not protecting it is her whole family. Comments have been made on here about her parents (taking the piss out of presents they exchange etc), her sister (and her weight gain), her husband (where to begin) and she has done nothing about it. She has allowed it all to continue by continuing to share all that she does. We know she knows this place exists and whilst she can label us trolls and cowbags, she cant get away from the fact that we are commenting on what she puts out there. The fact she doesnt care and is trying to rise above it all is extraordinary, I genuinely dont know how she does it, or why her husband allows her to carry on posting knowing we are all joking about canals, potatoes, Brighton and George etc.

 

[Ladeepfriedmarsbar]

Jesus, if I cried at all the things she cried at I'd be getting myself some happy pills sharpish. The woman's unbalanced.

 

[Allthecakes]

Where in nonna's kitchen does she think she looks healthy, fit and strong & why doesn't a doctor intervene?

 

[Patrickthewonderdog]

I love the fact the weather is so shit it’s better here! All that suncream she packed

 

[Lady Doodle]

Are Virgin Atlantic trolling us by delaying her flight!? Don't they realise we want her to just fuck off already

 

[muscadet]

The Jetlag is going to ruin this holiday for her. I'm pretty hard-core at surviving on very little sleep as a result of years and years of day to night shifts and even I struggle with the West Coast of USA time difference! And it'll be 8 hours difference when they return as our clocks move forward next weekend!

Obvs it will be blamed on the menopause

 

[Sooty2u]

What happened to her loop ear plugs? She loves moaning about his snoring on insta to much to use them?

She probably ate them.

Apparently WetWipe doesn't snore as bad when he's at home. Wow, he's a medical marvel.

Omg she is packing CALPOL for the kids!!! Wtf they aren't babies!

 

[Mingles1001]

New teddy? Scared of Harry Potter ride? Good at queuing thanks to her boyband days?! She.is.a.moron

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

wait, HOW long are they spending in California?! controlling babs has planned out every single day of THE ENTIRE HOLIDAY, so Steve is "treated" to chose what they do in the day they arrive, so will all be exhausted and babs will be sulking because she's overtired wants to go to the hotel. they fly all the way to Cali and Steve is permitted a trip to Target to get a bottle of pepsi max and to go look at the beach - with babs clearly FUMING that he asked if they could go on a 30 minute walk, huffing and puffing her way behind him, as she looks forward to tomorrow when she takes full control of every moment of the day - where they go/what they eat/what they wear etc etc, with demands they all pose and perform for content as she demands she is an aPsolute nightmare.


and as for Steve being "besties" with every Uber driver he has met - how many Ubers have they been in, ffs, they only arrived?! - sitting in the front seat giggling away and making jokes - i call babshit. I wish she would stop trying to pretend her cardboard cut-out of husband has a WILD personality. unless she was whispering to the Uber driver asking For directions to where hot guys hang out on the beach, I doubt he even had a conversation, let alone made jokes. but I will await the footage babs shares after demanding her perform for the camera as. he awkwardly attempts to be funny and the driver looks uncomfortable.

 

[Rags2Riches]

She clearly hated The Walk of Fame “it’s not the nicest part”. And did she really think the man dressed as Spider-Man/Captain America was there just to pose for photos for fun? Of course they expect you to pay you absolute oaf.

So cringe that she saw David Tenant and immediately rushed to get one over on her mum and sister. They are just as bad. They could see a dog that featured as a background character in one Eastenders episode and be buzzing their tits off.

Why is she asking the guy in the store about 11 year old boys? Just let Ethan enjoy what he likes Babs, it doesn’t need to be questioned and broadcast.

And why the constant Uber updates? If that’s really all you have to talk about on your holidays then… wow it really was worth that 11 hour flight.

 

[zebby]

Just to clarify, it's not the holiday of a lifetime. You must have misheard or misunderstood. It the holiday of a month time.

Like London buses, there will be another holiday of a month time soon.

 

[SingSong]

Yes, I'm sure the server gasped that a customer ate their whole meal, because I'm sure that a surprising thing to happen

It's raining! what a shame, I'm sat out in my garden in the sun! Might drink my whole glass of wine, I'm sure my whole family will gasp

 

[Lady Doodle]

We've definitely seen all of those frumpy frocks before.
She is going to stick out like a sore thumb in Hollywood in that flowery dress and Cardi
She's such a moron!

 

[purplekat]

I actually hate her most around the Easter period. I don’t really know why, but I do. She just turns into a proper cunt, more so than usual for some reason. But this thread has been exceptional the last few days. You’ve all genuinely made me laugh out loud.

She is definitely worse around Easter. Probably because she's on some sort of sugar high from all the Easter eggs she eats in a day.

Can't wait for the absolute shit show that this holiday will be

 

[Stickladylove]

Ah more pics from the dress in black wallflower days….

Exactly what I thought; ahh look at her, such a shrinking violet, hiding away in her brightly coloured, body skimming, strapless top such bollocks, she’s always thought she’s the dog’s!!