Brummy Mummy #161 Cash in the bank, hair still rank and married to a plank.

[BLAH76]

there is aPsolutely nothing I would rather spend my Saturday doing!

admittedly not my best lyrical rewrite, but just for you @Rags2Riches


Grellow woman, stompin' down the street,
Grellow woman, chompin' suitcase treats,
Grellow woman, I don't believe you: you don't tell the truth,
No one could lie as good as yo
*AnXiEtY*


Grellow woman, you're a size 18?
Grellow woman, "Brummy" KWEEN!
Grellow woman, YOU think you're lovely as can be,
But you're lonely, just like Ste
Georrrowgee


Grellow woman, huff awhile
Grellow woman, puff awhile
Grellow woman, don't try to talk AND breathe!
Grellow woman, TOO. MUCH. AIR,
Grellow woman, with luminous hair,
Grellow woman, please give make-up tips to me!
'Cause I'll feed you, sweet snacks all night,
Beige buffet babsy, at mine tonight!

Grellow woman, shufflin' by,
Grellow woman, smudge-lined eyes,
Grellow woman, don't stomp away, hey
Okay


If you need a sugary snack, okay
I guess you need to go to bed, it's late
You're usually in your pit at eight,
What do I see?
Is she bein' laid upon by Ste?
Yeah, he's preparing decaf sleepy tea,
Oh, oh, grellow woman!

Brilliant

 

[Ladeepfriedmarsbar]

Has she got ears on???

 

[Hareandbear]

I can’t believe they never been to the cheesecake factory before….. they have been to America how many times and never been.
we go there all the time when we go, the food is really nice. The cheesecakes are amazing.

Me too! Surely with annual visits to The Mall of Millenia she has seen this chain before …. Or is she a Florida Mall Kween?

 

[Jellybean79]

Is she doing Universal before Disney?

 

[Gl1tt3rUn1c0rn]

Any thread title suggestions for the next thread?

 

[justme2]

I'm expecting the theme tune from The OC at some point

Phantom Planet! blast from the past.

 

[coconochanel]

Why is she called Babs on here??!

Is it because that's what Brums call 'babe' babs?

 

[Emmalj44]

Go on Mumsnet. Look for 'talk'. Then click on "Am I Being Unreasonable".
(At the moment it's on page 2 of "AIBU") - there's a thread called Instagram Influencers

Thread title is "Instagram 'influencers' ". It's in the AIBU section. Or if you use the search function, search that title and limit the results to the past 24 hours.

I genuinely 'hope that helps' !

Thank you so much x
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Go on Mumsnet. Look for 'talk'. Then click on "Am I Being Unreasonable".
(At the moment it's on page 2 of "AIBU") - there's a thread called Instagram Influencers

Thank you so much x

 

[ScrambledEggs]

I give up I’ve tired to look but I’m not having much luck

I struggled but found it eventually..

 

[Jellybean79]

Had a week off watching but am shocked that gullible followers have sent them £200 odd quid!!!! hope they’ve let HMRC know!! No wonder he’s stood on poo pipe beach grinning like a fanny eager to do a live every week!!
who wants to do a days work eh?
Still not washed that manky cap either he must reeek

Wrong thread?

 

[Emmalj44]

Me too, I haven’t been on mumsnet for a long time but I’m gonna be watching that aibu thread

Are you able to help me find it ? Or are there rules ? Sorry for asking

 

[Lady Doodle]

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Tell me you aren't in any parent whats app groups without telling me you're not in any

The attachment isn't working. What is it?

 

[Helmac79]

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Tell me you aren't in any parent whats app groups without telling me you're not in any

 

[Bumble2019]

My take on it is that when she was gifted a NY trip and then the “smash his face in” happened brands backed off and she’s just not popular enough now for brands to invest in her.

Babs is so off brand fit anything Cali it’s money down the drain.

What’s the “smash his face in” story????

 

[focusdochas]

I do pre clearance in Ireland and it literally took 3 minutes last time as I timed it so well

 

[Bumble2019]

Her “apology” was hilarious.

What was the apology??