Brummy Mummy #161 Cash in the bank, hair still rank and married to a plank.

[lessthaninfluenced]

I planned the whole holiday except for the first day where we’re all jet lagged and at each others throats…

 

[Candyfloss1974!]

Just been to the big Tesco and didn't feel the need to film any part of it, or exploit my mum who was with me.

It’s ok that you didn’t film but if you don’t have a photo of you twinning with your mum, a hilarious mishap to share or a tale of a stranger paying you a compliment than I’m not sure I believe you’ve been out
You see, I’ve just been to Sainsburys where I slipped on a banana skin and knocked over the display of mini eggs but whilst calling my husband to tell him to leave work immediately to come and rescue me, 26 people said they loved my dress and I told them it has pockets

 

[Misssj80]

Babs, why are you even addressing the colouring? You're on your bloody holidays. Put your phone away and enjoy it. Good god, putting validation off strangers on the internet over time with your family.

 

[SingSong]

Here we go, Bab used to hate herself and cry all day.

But now she is all better and deserves 2 weeks in California, all paid for by selling out her kids privacy.

She's an absolute weirdo. I hope it rains everyday and Ste runs off with a male escort.

 

[Allthecakes]

Maybe shamrock ste can knock up an excel certificate for her thread count

 

[Handwash30]

She’s one of those annoying women who competitively undereats in public despite quite clearly being a big fat fuck. I know people like her. You have a normal sized meal and they look at you aghast, making a song and dance about “oh I could never eat all that” and shaking their heads in bewilderment as you consume a healthy amount of food.

But eating chocolate digestives by the packet as a regular snack? Absolutely fine, apparently.

I wonder if she shames 🪜s normal portion sizes in front of the kids? The number of complexes they must have developed already is probably through the roof.

 

[Acorncollecter]

I hate her saying ' I will take you along with me' because it just sounds so smug and self righteous. Fuck off Emma with your holiday of a lifetime that tbh I would never chose to do.

 

[Shadowlands]

Disneyland California have kindly decided to commemorate Babs' arrival

 

[Handwash30]

The dumb cow is probably convinced she will be prancing around the set with her girl, filming viral reels while strangers queue up to tell her how much she and Erin resemble the Gilmore girls. A random celeb may or may not cut short a scene to come and compliment her frock, so she can tell them it was in the sale and has pockets. They’ll be hilarious misadventure when she falls and knocks over a studio light. What fun.

 

[justme2]

Who the heck spends precious holiday time posting old photographs from 20 years ago? Oh just Emma.

 

[Maddogsmum]

Oh can’t she just fuck off and not post for 2 weeks. Thought she didn’t post on Sundays?! Just couldn’t resist the opportunity to show off. Why are they taking so much luggage?! What sort of idiot puts all the shoes in ONE suitcase?
God I really hate her and I try very hard not to hate anyone. I hope she trips over her fat feet at ‘ rope drop’ and breaks a fat ankle, I hope her tour of ‘StarsHollow’ is cancelled and I hope it pisses down and she is cold and miserable.
I hope Ethan has a great time but hope the rest of them have a fucking awful time.
Whatever she shows us will be utter shit.
A reel of them ‘ jumping’ and hey Presto! they’re in LA , a room tour where the fat twat cannot remember the word for drawer or some such shit, a tour of The Dollar tree store , shopping for endless snacks at Target, a breathless Babs waddling round Disney making is all feel seasick with her appalling camera skills, followed by Babs declaring she will share details about the hotel when they’ve left cos of … you know….. safety! (However showing her kids bedrooms, underwear etc is fine ……)
God she’s just beyond awful.

 

[Booklover]

FUCKING HELL!!

 

[Missymoo92]

Hopped off the plane at LAX in her frumpy floral frock and a cardigan

Welcome to the land of buying dresses - woah! are my tits gonna fit in?
Flump out the cab is it time to post on Instagram time?
Look to my right, all I need is a "Walmart" sign
This is all so crazy
Nobody here thinks I'm famous

My gunt is swinging and I'm feeling kinda homesick
Poorly belly and I'm nervous
My skin is looking grey and sallow
And the size 18 dress won't go on, and the size 18 dress won't go on, and the size 18 dress won't go on...

So I lift my flaps up and turn the fan on
And fan my foof away
Slobbing in hotel room like "yeah"
Sucking on double dips like "yeah"

I put my hands up to film another vlog
Take the peasants on my holiday
Yeaaahhhh
It's a Brummy (cunt) in the USA!
Yeaaahhhh
It's a braggy Brum in the USA

Gosh... That unintentionally turned into a long awaited Babs tribute!

 

[Loopybird69]

If she does mention Kate it will be turned around somehow to be all about her

I will dox my bastard self and call her all the cunts under the sun if she turns Kate’s situation into the bab show. Today hit a little too hard with how I found out about my cancer

 

[Stickladylove]

What’s going on with his hair? Is that top bit a toupee, it looks like a small, hairy creature has landed on his head…

 

[JulieScoobyDoo]

There’s been a hail storm in LA today that’s so heavy it looks like there’s four inches of snow in the ground Shitwater sandals and flowery dresses from Asda are going to be the worst things she could be wearing

 

[Handwash30]

He’s probably just trying to distract the drivers from the fat yellow foghorn in the back, in case they end up with a 1 Uber star rating and no transport.

Flat headed, flat pack, burnt neck bastard.

 

[JulieScoobyDoo]

Keep those receipts because this time next year she’ll be telling us how unhappy she was this year and how much better she is. It’s an annual thing, along with all her other content. She’s not acting like she’s happy, she’s acting like she’s depressed, lonely and in a loveless relationship

 

[Maddogsmum]

I’m lucky enough to have travelled all over the world and we lived in the USA for several years- and honestly I found flying from the West coast to UK an absolute killer every time! And I say that as someone who has done it a lot and wasn’t really bothered by jet lag! She will be exhausted and no doubt snapping at her kids.
She goes to bed at 8pm!! She will have been up for HOURS and LAX can take ages to clear customs. I hope she is miserable!
Oh I’ve just remembered they haven’t hired a car!! So they’ve got to get an Uber/taxi to their hotel! I really hope she’s fucked up in some way and their hotel is miles away from Disney and they can’t make rope drop() etc! I want her to have a fucking awful time because she is a fucking horrible human being. And she’s fat and ugly! So there!

 

[SingSong]

I want to see her cry, when all her family fast walk away from her