just gonna leave this here for babs to see when she's doomscrolling tattle at 3am California time...
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i simply CANNOT with her desperate attempts to make Sharktooth a "thing". her attempts to imply that her flat-pack husband has a WILD personality hidden away behind his
"quiet, gentle, mild-mannered" expressionless, emotionless outward appearance is beyond cringe, and i can only assume that she has realised big E is less compliant with her demands that she pout and pose for content, and has begun to be more assertive in her refusal to perform for the camera and - knowing that little E will likely follow in Ez's rebellious footsteps, especially now the kids are older and she can't force her divide/conquer techniques upon them to intentionally keep them apart to prevent them from forming a sibling bond that may encourage them to conspire against the control she exerts over the hobbit household - thus she is trying to present Steve as a wild guy, infantalising him by demanding that he swing on the gym equipment like an oversized child playing on the monkey bars at the playpark, so that she can continue to create content that appeals to toddler mums by replacing the toddler-teens with....her lanky cardboard cut-out of a husband. it makes me wonder if he he way she's talking about him as though she is his carer, treating him by allowing him to choose a day trip to the beach, while he frolics gleefully through the sand and takes photos "for his mummy" - it's a whole different level of how the
duck does he show his face at work?!
also, thanks babs for finally confirming that you intentionally seek out an Irish pub at every location you visit, to force St. Shamrock to pose for a photo - as opposed to him having the ability to sniff one out wherever he goes, because pints of green Guiness runs though his veins.