The acknowledgement of Ethan's end of primary school.... 31 word, no emojis, no post just a sneaky story
Bravo Alice! Bravo.since babs has been rabidly watching that I A Ken performance at the Oscars, I imagine she'll be sharing her own version soon - so here's a little edit of the lyrics just for you, babs! obvs i expect full credit.
Doesn't seem to matter what I do
I'm just a brummy mum of two
No one knows how hard I tried,
To reach A-list influenza fame,
AnXiEtY to blame,
All my life, filled with rage and spite
And yet again, I'll sleep alone tonight...
'Cause I'm just Em,
Size 18 - but once size ten!
Is it my destiny to live and die a life of grellow misery?
I'm just Em,
When I need love, I spend, spend, spend,
What will it take for me to be
the man Steve wishes he'd married?
I want the babettes to believe
our #couplegoals marriage is the real thing,
But it's all a lie.
Am I not hot when I'm over 45?
And is my moment finally here,
or am I screaming?
We're all SCREAMING!
Can you feel the Em-envy?
Feels so real, my Em-envy
(or did I INVENT it?)
Can you feel the Em-envy?
Feels so real, my Em-envy!
I couldn't believe it when I bought some and there were only 6 in the packetThose biscuits aren’t even that nice, especially at the price they are charging for them
There I said it!!
..."What will it take for me to besince babs has been rabidly watching that I A Ken performance at the Oscars, I imagine she'll be sharing her own version soon - so here's a little edit of the lyrics just for you, babs! obvs i expect full credit.
Doesn't seem to matter what I do
I'm just a brummy mum of two
No one knows how hard I tried,
To reach A-list influenza fame,
AnXiEtY to blame,
All my life, filled with rage and spite
And yet again, I'll sleep alone tonight...
'Cause I'm just Em,
Size 18 - but once size ten!
Is it my destiny to live and die a life of grellow misery?
I'm just Em,
When I need love, I spend, spend, spend,
What will it take for me to be
the man Steve wishes he'd married?
I want the babettes to believe
our #couplegoals marriage is the real thing,
But it's all a lie.
Am I not hot when I'm over 45?
And is my moment finally here,
or am I screaming?
We're all SCREAMING!
Can you feel the Em-envy?
Feels so real, my Em-envy
(or did I INVENT it?)
Can you feel the Em-envy?
Feels so real, my Em-envy!
urgh, totally mingling the way she rubs her face in that grimy, manky old teddy's fur every night. it's no wonder her skin is so gross. and why is she now daubing sudocrem all over her face? i thought toothpaste was her go-to spot treatment? what happened babs? did the hobbit house run out of toothpaste?One minute she's shilling Skin+Me, and the next she has fecking Sudocrem on her face and has it against that filthy toy bear that's never been in a washing machine in almost half a century!
No wonder her skin looks so shite all the time.
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7 hours behind the UKI feel sorry for the kids every time they have to go away with her. LA probably sounds exciting but I doubt it was their first choice for where to spend their half term. Another place SHE wanted to visit so she can tick another Disney park off the list
Also isn't it 8 hours difference between LA and the UK? So to get her primetime 7am engagement she'll have to still be up at 11pm to post, plus at least an extra hour to reply to/delete comments. They'll have to be back at the hotel by 6pm for her to get some sleep before having to wake up at 11
Flippin' brilliant.since babs has been rabidly watching that I A Ken performance at the Oscars, I imagine she'll be sharing her own version soon - so here's a little edit of the lyrics just for you, babs! obvs i expect full credit.
Doesn't seem to matter what I do
I'm just a brummy mum of two
No one knows how hard I tried,
To reach A-list influenza fame,
AnXiEtY to blame,
All my life, filled with rage and spite
And yet again, I'll sleep alone tonight...
'Cause I'm just Em,
Size 18 - but once size ten!
Is it my destiny to live and die a life of grellow misery?
I'm just Em,
When I need love, I spend, spend, spend,
What will it take for me to be
the man Steve wishes he'd married?
I want the babettes to believe
our #couplegoals marriage is the real thing,
But it's all a lie.
Am I not hot when I'm over 45?
And is my moment finally here,
or am I screaming?
We're all SCREAMING!
Can you feel the Em-envy?
Feels so real, my Em-envy
(or did I INVENT it?)
Can you feel the Em-envy?
Feels so real, my Em-envy!
It'll be 8 hours by the 31/3 when our clocks change and I'm here for it7 hours behind the UK
Babs can’t read a book, let alone a room!Has she still not realised that Hauls are in such bad taste at the moment.
Fucking braggy bitch!
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