Brummy Mummy #16 Pre op, no time to shop, new book a total flop, don’t give Ste a wallop!

[MrsBriggs]

So yesterday she said she wanted to buy some new clothes becuase she felt meh. If you order from Asos do you normally get a delivery within a few hours of ordering or is this another lie

I should think she feels suicidal after trying on that stripy monstrosity

 

[petitspois]

she's just so relatable though isn't she? a real Mum with all the usual ups and downs, sharing her life with us lucky people - she's just so damn funny with all the capers she gets up to ()

 

[Northerngal]

Having to bribe followers to buy your book with a Matalan giveaway doesn’t really scream ‘bestselling author’, does it?

 

[cocktailsanddreams]

When’s this New York trip thing going to be shown then?

 

[Gl1tt3rUn1c0rn]

The book looks like one of those Ladybird books.

Wonder if this is one of the poems?

 

[Nadurath]

Ha! As if Tim Tracker would entertain her! No chance Bab!!

Unfortunately, Tim Tracker has been on holiday a couple of times with Krispysmore who Babs is also friends with so it’s probably a matter of time before she exploits that link.

 

[Allusernamesiputinaretook]

The hashtag #emmaopenscrap never seemed more appropriate when she opened her book delivery

 

[Pooella]

Anyone else find it odd that she didn’t dedicate her book to Stephen too? The man who does EVERY THING for her so that she can “write”.

 

[Frogfrogfrog]

Anyone else find it odd that she didn’t dedicate her book to Stephen too? The man who does EVERY THING for her so that she can “write”.

Poor Stephan. If you think about it he is actually the one who made her a mummy!

 

[Yoko]

She knew that big square tshirt dress was gonna look ridiculous that’s why she ordered it! Rosie Ramsey has done insta stories etc wearing clothes from ASOS that don’t look the same on her as on the website and was quite funny and as we all know babs doesn’t have a original bone in her body she’s just copied Rosie! I suffer such bad second hand embarrassment for that woman it’s untrue!

 

[CCS]

And that Tik tok she did with the glasses of water was a blatant rip off a very insightful video Anna Mathur did about mental health

 

[Suzesnooze]

That’s not a flattering pic of her at the meet up and different to the one she posted earlier!

 

[Jossstickjunky]

That’s not a flattering pic of her at the meet up and different to the one she posted earlier!

It's when she puts on that fake smile. She scrunches her nose up so much, her eyes disappear.

 

[Suzesnooze]

It's when she puts on that fake smile. She scrunches her nose up so much, her eyes disappear.

No doubt she'll story about this but she looks about 10 years older in the pic from the meet up!

 

[Mrs Cucumber]

Def looks more a size 18 in that pic then she does in the ones she posts!

 

[EyesOpened123]

What’s ‘love you mostest’ from?

 

[Frogfrogfrog]

What’s ‘love you mostest’ from?

Looking at the GIF she has posted maybe tangled but have googled it and the quote from tangled is ‘love you most’ so maybe not. Unless she quoted it wrong!

 

[EyesOpened123]

Looking at the GIF she has posted maybe tangled but have googled it and the quote from tangled is ‘love you most’ so maybe not. Unless she quoted it wrong!

That’s exactly what I thought! It’s ‘I love you the most’ in Tangled and Mother says it who is a classic evil narcissist character villain. The irony If shes misquoted it, it will be the most hilarious thing ever. Or the MOSTEST hilarious thing in fact

 

[Frogfrogfrog]

That’s exactly what I thought! It’s ‘I love you the most’ in Tangled and Mother says it who is a classic evil narcissist character villain. The irony If shes misquoted it, it will be the most hilarious thing ever. Or the MOSTEST hilarious thing in fact

Yes I also thought this, mother gothel is not a parenting role model!

 

[Suzesnooze]

It should actually read 'To Erin, I love you the most'.