Christ, don't let her near the foodbank store room, it'd be empty after her shift.
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I haven't watched Emma in ages because couldn't be fucked with her nonsense anymore. Accidentally clicked through onto her stories today and it's the same old content - scabby nails, photo of child as a toddler, book day costumes, launch of pamphlet 4yrs ago, swimsuit gusset 'hack.'
Nothing new, always the same rehashed content. Yawn!
Nothing new, always the same rehashed content. Yawn!
What the duck is this set up all about? Look at the half-arsed pulled curtains and the size of that free telly looks ridiculous. Ol' lardy arse never sits on the sofa nearest the telly does she?
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Every year we had to do a sponsored walk on the racecourse. Every year, one of the girls in my year group did it in white stilettos 
. This was the 80s (yes, I am that old 
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. This was the 80s (yes, I am that old )
Im sure i had a 24 hour famine tshirt 
We did 24 hour stay awakes………..or I’m confusing being off my nut on 20/20 in the school field? 
That pic is GRIM - outsized curtain pole, scruffy arse curtains, manky blankets, stinking dog, oversized sofas and TV all under an extremely perturbing 100watt bulb
it’s like a Tracey Emin original
Christ that pic makes the place look like a doss house!!
Why don't the sofa's match
And why does Kenny prefer to sit there where he can't see the tele properly, rather than sit next to his monster wife? I wonder
Still catching up so sorry if this is late - has anyone emailed the school she gave the talk at? If not, I’m more than happy to do so.
Trigger warning - self harm
Sorry this is such an overshare but I bleeping ate her SO MUCH! she just doesn’t know she’s born, how can people give her sympathy for her inane drivel she spouts when people in the real world have actual problems going on!
I really struggle with my mental health and have self harmed tonight for the first time in about 10 months, I’m so mad at myself and am just venting here (sorry cow bags!) but she doesn’t realise how good she has it!
Sorry this is such an overshare but I bleeping ate her SO MUCH! she just doesn’t know she’s born, how can people give her sympathy for her inane drivel she spouts when people in the real world have actual problems going on!
I really struggle with my mental health and have self harmed tonight for the first time in about 10 months, I’m so mad at myself and am just venting here (sorry cow bags!) but she doesn’t realise how good she has it!
Gasp. Shock. Horror. Who’d have thunk it she’s going to Cali. Another place she can make look utterly tit and we all know she’s gonna hate it. Cali is not Florida bab. Completely different vibe and I’m so here for the meltdown mainly sweating her fat off stuck in traffic
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Please reach out and get help. You don’t have to do this alone
Brag brag and more brag! Make sure you go to pump in West Hollywood chubabraga it closed for good last year because Lisa and Ken got into financial difficulties such a fan tho….
A once in a lifetime trip where they’ll all be tucked up every night by 8pm with a snack and an iPad missing half of what’s going on around them
And all the vanderpump related bars are pretty much nightclubs that don’t open till 5pm… like she will 1) fit in with that crowd and 2) be awake at that time
sorry to say it I’m a disgusting human as I love real housewives and vanderpump rules and it’s my dream to go to sur!
Yep Braggy mc bragface is back with yet another holiday spewing 
inta a trip organised solely aroubd her and her interests though didn't she force the girl to watch some 
leading up to it. Gosh though she needs a holiday as she werks so hard and let me think it's been a few weeks since she last went on one . Never been to USA let alone Disney but you cowbags can enlighten what she's in for. So relatable !!
inta a trip organised solely aroubd her and her interests though didn't she force the girl to watch some leading up to it. Gosh though she needs a holiday as she werks so hard and let me think it's been a few weeks since she last went on one . Never been to USA let alone Disney but you cowbags can enlighten what she's in for. So relatable !!
So that's why we had the waffling crying stories yesterday. So her people will feel she deserves this holiday and be blinkered to the bragfest. She's only happy as this holiday will bring her content, tax relief and bragging. Her 3 favourite things.
That is all.
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