Brummy Mummy #151 Humpty Dumpty Babs tripped on a slab…phone was protected by belly flab

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Nemodory

Fair enough having a quiet, home-based half term if money is tight etc but we know that’s not the case for our Babs (don’t we know it!). She just doesn’t want to bother taking little E out anywhere! How many shops will she go in today that are for her?? Selfish cow. She can pretend that Disney on ice was a treat for him but we know it’s boasting material for the gram!

Her manager? What a joke!
 
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Riiiiiiiiight

I didn’t think her ezzie wore a coat because she’s so niche! Wow Ethan what an amazing half term you’re having poor boy
 
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SingSong

Fucking hell, her idea of a hard day is purchasing 2 items.

She's an actual joke.

I can't wait for the day when life comes and kicks her in her size 18 arse. I'm here waiting for it
 
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Tippingpoint23

Ah so Golden Girl got a trip away, Ethan gets his mum having a smear test, nail appointment and fucking off to London for the day
 
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yellow_daisies

SingSong said:
Fucking hell, her idea of a hard day is purchasing 2 items.

She's an actual joke.

I can't wait for the day when life comes and kicks her in her size 18 arse. I'm here waiting for it
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Probably is quite stressful for Emma tbh. Neither item is for her and, worse, one of them is for The Boy! I'm sure she'll probably manage to make the entire thing bearable by over spending on Erin, underspending on Ethan, and will no doubt reward herself with some expensive crap for being a Great Mum.
 
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justplaintired

Jesus I hate that braggy ugly yellow haired no eyes no top lip tomb stone toothed self centred bitch. Her voice even causes me rage. I’m with those of u that say they can’t even hate watch her. The only reason I hate watch her is so I can be a part of here. Fucking dump truck is what she is. Ugly fat twat.
 
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twinkleunicorn

I cringed at the Maui rap. Then I thought, if she were anywhere near me, I’d tell her to shut the fuck up and stop spoiling actual children’s experiences! Embarrassing!
 
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DaysOfSpeed

The way she thinks knowing the lyrics to a song you hear on repeat is niche. Maybe take a look at why you can’t recite the lyrics to any songs your kids are into now, and realise you’re not the great mum you think you are?
 
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twinkleunicorn

DaysOfSpeed said:
The way she thinks knowing the lyrics to a song you hear on repeat is niche. Maybe take a look at why you can’t recite the lyrics to any songs your kids are into now, and realise you’re not the great mum you think you are?
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Exactly this!
 
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Lady Doodle

So she was actually supposed to be fuckung off to London for the day on Day 4 of Ethans week off. This shit needs to go in the wiki
 
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shazbev

Fuck me, she looks like she's a) nursing a hangover or b) recovering from surgery, christ she's dog rough-ugly face-ugly personality. Bab do yourself a favour and fuck off would you? Don't need to see your ugly mug in its natural state first thing in the am!!!
 
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Another Longtime Lurker

PMSL recovering from surgery - that’s exactly it! Not exactly a ‘lewk’ I’d want, and if it was pointed out I’d be doing something about it (and not sure the shuffle counts!)
 
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Bobbie14

Bruce Willis is the actor not the character you thick twat
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Aw I love a Moomin! Grellow wallopers, not so much
 
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Mingles1001

She’s too lazy to even think of the poll content - seriously how this woman has the front to talk about ANYTHING is laughable. I totally agree I literally only suffer that twat to be a god speed the fall from (not so) grace cos I can’t take much more
 
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Mutley98

So if the weather was ok she’d have gone to London, she scheduled meetings during half term with her munchkin, didn’t think to schedule the week before when Erin had her special week.! Erin would’ve hung out with mates and probably not even noticed she was gone. Thought she wants to ‘soak up’ all the time she has left before they become teenagers. Poor Ethan he is literally an after thought, why not hop on the slow train and go to Harry Potter world or the Disney 100 exhibition, oh no that’s because Erin couldn’t do it. Why didn’t she leave Erin at home with shark tooth and take Ethan to the ice skating just for some mum and son bonding but no the golden child has to be included or they don’t do it all. I hope Ethan meets a lovely partner when he’s older and is treated so well that he realises his so called mother is a piece of shit and that Erin becomes an absolute nightmare like my girl
 
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emme1122

Think the London trip was a Disney event as I follow someone else who’s now not going because of the weather.
 
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Chrisxo

I’d love to honestly be in her position work wise… to be able to provide for my son she angers me she wastes 1000’s a year. Wonder if she’s actually putting any away for the kids
 
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