If that load of shite got her a book deal I'm going to send my Lydia only fools poem to a publisher
She has had to throw it away after years of service to blood, sweat, tears and snot!why is she cuddling that manky pillow and looking at it so lovingly? I can't be bothered to go look on her Instagram
Plus, wasn't she a size 10 when they met?! didn't have her "mum tum" when they met! What full grown. Adult. Woman. Calls. It. A. Tummy?!The Poem. Is. Just. Bloody. Awful. And "Didn't stop me from finding a man"??? Wow, she IS from the 1950s.
One that needs it to rhyme with Mummy!Plus, wasn't she a size 10 when they met?! didn't have her "mum tum" when they met! What full grown. Adult. Woman. Calls. It. A. Tummy?!
Bless you! My aim on here was only ever to bring a little fun to the proceedings. Lighthearted humour is as deep as I go XMrs Briggs, I love how you are still here despite the scare tactics!! Keep making us laugh xx
Ok - I’m running bets on the likelihood of their being a boob poem, or two, or 3....What’s ironic is - if your ‘tummy’ doesn’t matter at all and everything’s great blah blah then why write a whole poem about it doing that thing when people talk about something they go on and on about it and then say how they’re not bothered like people who go on about how they aren’t insecure, are usually the most insecure. So done with this stupid fake body confidence
and ngl, it’s 2020. there’s bigger world issues than u being a mum and feeling sad or happy or whatever about having a body part everyone has of all the things that could be poetry topics - funny anecdotes from life, stories, nature etc
Bloody hell I think my pretentious over the top teenage poetry was better than brummy's effort!the being on to a winner thing about the top! Its such a plinky plonky childrens poem! Rhyming really obvious words! Like Adrian Mole when he constantly submits his tit poems to the BBC!