Brummy Mummy #15 Emma Conway is smashing the Amazon chart one minute and Mickey’s face the next

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threeisthemagicnumber

You’re defo right !
I guess I meant she’s like trying to make out she loves him ( in her eyes) and giving him his own post to the minions it’s like aww she adores him but it’s just not ... lol I can’t put it across v well
 
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Pinko

Mrs Briggs, I love how you are still here despite the scare tactics!! Keep making us laugh xx
 
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Shalulah

Jossstickjunky said:
The state of that pillow! The teddy in the back ground looks like it has never seen a washing machine either. The germs that must be harbouring! Ergh, feel ill.
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To be fair, I still have my teddy that I had when I was a baby on the bed (don’t judge but I can’t sleep without him . I’ll look into therapy ) but he does get washed regularly but in a pillowcase on a delicate wash! Poor dude is 34 now
 
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Jossstickjunky

Brummys looks disgusting. Dirty, matted and a harbinger of germs.
 
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Suzesnooze

So the local paper have done a story on her book and quoted one of her poems! Is that the same local paper that also ran the story of her saying she wanted to smash her husband's face in? I read the first few lines of the poem but couldn't bear to carry on as it's that bloody cringe!
 
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Jade33

Happy to share being in the paper this time! bloody hell the "poem" was crap! was half expecting to read "by Emma, aged 10" at the bottom!
 
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Jac2themax

I just had to come on here and say...wtf is that poem? She uses win, winner about three times, it doesn’t flow in any way whatsoever and she gets two references to saggy tits in
I cannot believe this rubbish has been published. Even worse, you have to think they probably published one of the better ones!!!!
 
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CoffeeGossipRepeat

Jade33 said:
Happy to share being in the paper this time! bloody hell the "poem" was crap! was half expecting to read "by Emma, aged 10" at the bottom!
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Was it supposed to be funny? Worst poem I’ve ever read. Imagine (if you dare) a whole book of those
 
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Suzesnooze

I wonder how many of her minions will cancel their pre order after reading that shite!
 
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Ruby’s mum

Wow! Just wow! I have no other words for how dreadful that poem is. It’s. Even worse than. I imagined it. Would. Be
 
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Suzesnooze

It's taken a while to publish that article as it mentions the book currently been No.1 in 'movers and shakers' and No. 54 on the whole of Amazon but it's currently ranked 25,651 in Books and has been reduced again and is now £7.19!

I notice she says the book will have illustrations of all the family and that they made her look a bit thin so she told them they would have to make her boobs look bigger. She really thinks she has amazing tits. I wonder if there's a poem about them?! It also sounds like it's a tiny book as she says you can read it on the loo or in the bath.

Still can't stop cringing at how shit that poem is!
 
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Grayson

She is the ultimate embarramemt with that poem
She is too try hard at being funny. We can't all naturally be Peter kay, conversations arnt punch line after punch line, and that's something brummy needs to learn. She was much h more likable when she was just a normal mum, fully clothed, doing a couple of hauls and blogs on life. Not this bullshit she calls her job now
 
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Pumpkinspice returns

Horrendous poem! Doesn’t flow whatsoever and whilst you don’t always have to have a rhyme scheme it just doesn’t work at all!
 
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Misssj80

Jossstickjunky said:
The state of that pillow! The teddy in the back ground looks like it has never seen a washing machine either. The germs that must be harbouring! Ergh, feel ill.
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why is she cuddling that manky pillow and looking at it so lovingly? I can't be bothered to go look on her Instagram
 
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Lola123

Pumpkinspice returns said:
Horrendous poem! Doesn’t flow whatsoever and whilst you don’t always have to have a rhyme scheme it just doesn’t work at all!
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Why does she have to mention her tits all the time!!!! Honestly she mentions them 4 times or just about in that poem!!!
 
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Good Egg

It’s hardly the re-writing of Shakespeare!!!! What a cock of shit!!! Don’t worry Bab I’m sure I’ll find it on the bargain shelf in Poundland not that I’ll buy it for reading purposes. I’d rather wipe my and that’s being derogatory to Andrex
 
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Allusernamesiputinaretook

Think future generations learning English literature in schools have bugger all to worry about with that poem.....dire very dire ......should’ve stuck to a limerick 5 lines and it would’ve been over....that tummy poem was like war and peace
 
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