"I took Stephen to see Beyonce" not "WE went to see Beyonce" makes sure everyone knows she paid.
yeah, and perpetually reminding of that fact, as babs gurns by his side, blaring along to her own version of Independent Women.....!
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"The tickets to Beyonce, I've bought them!
The clothes hauls I flaunt, I've bought them!
The tat accessories I rock, I've bought it!
'Cause I pay for everything, to control you!
The Disney holidays, I've bought it!
The hobbit house we live in, I've bought it!
The shed where Steve sleeps, I've bought it!
You are forever indebted to ME,' cause I own you!
Question, tell me what you think about me
Although I block all bellends who don't say I'm a KWEEN,
When I have kids I'll start a blog cos I'm feelin' lonely,
When my "career" is over, I'll refuse to leave.
Question, tell me how you feel about this
Threatening my toyboy and exploiting my kids,
Expensive treats - with a debt of guilt trips,
So you're beholden by obligatory gratitude!"
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