Who uses words like mostest past preschool?
Brummy Mummy #127 two gifted events in one day, Babs only goes out when she doesn’t have to pay
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'We love you mostest'!!!!! Say what!!!!
YOU HAVE TWO CHILDREN YOU bleeping witch.
And we all know she won't use that phrase on Ethan's birthday
it's also the "you changed our life for the better" - subtly implying that when ethan was born, he changed their life, but for the worse. y'know, since he was born a boy and babs - with her basic lack of biology - assumed that as wet san had two daughters, she would only be giving birth to girls.'We love you mostest'!!!!! Say what!!!!
YOU HAVE TWO CHILDREN YOU bleeping witch.
"we love you mostest" though. urgh. total contrast to the captions she writes in ethan's birthday - all about how much he loves her - never vice versa - and how he taught her what it's like to be loved HARD. but sure babs, you definitely don't have a favourite child.
The one that made me a Mummy makes me die a little
Probably not concerned about it because online - especially tiktok - is full of obese women reassuring each other that being that way is totally normal and fine, that the mean doctors are wrong to tell you to lose weight, you can be healthy no matter what your size is, and you should listen to your body, eat what you want, beat diet culture etc. And emma lives online and will lap that tit up because it’s justification for her lazy, over indulgent lifestyle.
Rather than be a sensible adult and admit that she’s got a problem and needs to lose weight and eat better, it’s a lot easier to jump on the body positivity/fat acceptance bandwagon and shout at the internet about how totally wonderful and great being a size xxxxl is!
I’ve put that saying on the Things you’re sick of seeing on social media thread before. I am a mum but I would never say that about my eldest. It makes me cringe. So of course Babs would use it
The excitement over a Nando’s….she must have washed her peri-peri down with a few wines
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Cheeky Nando’s? duck off Babs, that was so 2015.
She’s always so behind but yet lives every day wishing it was the future.
Also not sure how “delicious” it’s going to be when Erin is actually old enough to go out drinking and wants nothing to do with Babs as she’s an embarrassment and a narc.
I actually think Emma is the type of get jealous of her own daughter.
She’s always so behind but yet lives every day wishing it was the future.
Also not sure how “delicious” it’s going to be when Erin is actually old enough to go out drinking and wants nothing to do with Babs as she’s an embarrassment and a narc.
I actually think Emma is the type of get jealous of her own daughter.
She believes herself to be the absolute centre of Erin's universe right now, but give it a year, 18 months and Erin will almost certainly be far more bothered about her friends. I highly doubt she will enjoy Emma's predictable attempts to be "one of the girls".
Did you have a cheeky vodka too Emma.
Well it is the day she gave birth, not just her daughters birthday
Cheeky Natch to go down with a Nando’s.
Emma Erin is not your mate she is your daughter. You are her mother. She will be embarrassed you shared that with the internet. She is so socially behind, it’s like she was lacking something from her own childhood. Deliciousness? Delirious much. I can’t wait until Erin says she wants nothing to do with the narcissistic Babs.
Lit a candle for the 12 years since the midwife had to examine Babs fishy foof - I cant blame them for wanting to use the sunroof... I heard they are still replacing the glade plug in to try and remove Babs stench in the labour ward twelve years on
I hope the midwife is doing okay. #wetwipewash
Emma Erin is not your mate she is your daughter. You are her mother. She will be embarrassed you shared that with the internet. She is so socially behind, it’s like she was lacking something from her own childhood. Deliciousness? Delirious much. I can’t wait until Erin says she wants nothing to do with the narcissistic Babs.
Lit a candle for the 12 years since the midwife had to examine Babs fishy foof - I cant blame them for wanting to use the sunroof... I heard they are still replacing the glade plug in to try and remove Babs stench in the labour ward twelve years on
I hope the midwife is doing okay. #wetwipewash
She’s pissed as a cricket! What the actual duck….. she’s behaving like a 15 year old with the whole we went through her bags wow amazing… also my daughter same age watched dirty dancing about 3 years ago (lol now she’s 12 she can watch a 12 how about stop controlling her!? Bet the poor kid ain’t watched stranger things and feels like an alien at school!)
So you think Babs has saved Dirty Dancing just for Erin’s 12th birthday so they could spend the night together?
love how babs is attempting to pretend she is the "best mum ever" by announing that erin - aged 12 today! - she as now been given babs' "permission" to watch films aged 12. as if she didn't drag erin along with her to that Gary Barlow show, which had an age guidance of 14+, because it suited her! i mean sure, it's a bonus that erin won't be forced to sit thru a toddler movie like Clifford with her fiends this year, as she did for her eleventh birthday, but babs making out she has never seen any show aimed at kids over 12 ever before is ridiculous - and even if she hadn't, there are far worse things babs exposes erin to on a daily basis - exploiting her privacy, sharing every embarrassing tiny detail of her life on SM, encouraging kids to bully her and allowing photos of her as a toddler in her swimsuit to be plastered across porn sites etc - all of which will have far more of a negative impact than erin being exposed to mild peril or hearing phrases like "boo, you bleep!".
i'm also sure that Angus and things movie is rated a 12, and babs watched that with erin earlier this year, absolutely RABID that she was watching teen romcoms with her "tween". tbh, i'm actually surprised that was permitted, as it involved snogging #butrude which could lead to some difficult questions for babs, given that erin has grown up in an environment where the most affection she has witnessed between her parents is 🪜furiously scrubbing his hands with alcohol gel having been forced to touch babs to pose for a photo. both kids must be very confused about what constitutes a healthy relationship, given that babs presents her and steve as having a fairytale love story etc, yet they never even sit together on the sofa or hold hands or anything.
also, nice of babs to share that she had demanded that she and erin watch a movie together "in bed" - just casually highlighting that erin will spend her first night as a twelve year old having a toddler sleepover with her mummy, undoubtedly disturbed by babs, waking her up by repeatedly shoving her giant hooter into her daughter's hair.,
i'm also sure that Angus and things movie is rated a 12, and babs watched that with erin earlier this year, absolutely RABID that she was watching teen romcoms with her "tween". tbh, i'm actually surprised that was permitted, as it involved snogging #butrude which could lead to some difficult questions for babs, given that erin has grown up in an environment where the most affection she has witnessed between her parents is 🪜furiously scrubbing his hands with alcohol gel having been forced to touch babs to pose for a photo. both kids must be very confused about what constitutes a healthy relationship, given that babs presents her and steve as having a fairytale love story etc, yet they never even sit together on the sofa or hold hands or anything.
also, nice of babs to share that she had demanded that she and erin watch a movie together "in bed" - just casually highlighting that erin will spend her first night as a twelve year old having a toddler sleepover with her mummy, undoubtedly disturbed by babs, waking her up by repeatedly shoving her giant hooter into her daughter's hair.,
Is she on the bog
Or is that SLS bog roll to mop up and spillages. Can’t wait for the golden child to turn 13 so she stops saying tween
Didn't she let them both watch welcome to wrexham which is 16 rating so saying she is letting Erin watch 12 films is irrelevant now, plus I would have be so embarrassed to watch anything that might be sex related with my parents or maybe that's just me.love how babs is attempting to pretend she is the "best mum ever" by announing that erin - aged 12 today! - she as now been given babs' "permission" to watch films aged 12. as if she didn't drag erin along with her to that Gary Barlow show, which had an age guidance of 14+, because it suited her! i mean sure, it's a bonus that erin won't be forced to sit thru a toddler movie like Clifford with her fiends this year, as she did for her eleventh birthday, but babs making out she has never seen any show aimed at kids over 12 ever before is ridiculous - and even if she hadn't, there are far worse things babs exposes erin to on a daily basis - exploiting her privacy, sharing every embarrassing tiny detail of her life on SM, encouraging kids to bully her and allowing photos of her as a toddler in her swimsuit to be plastered across porn sites etc - all of which will have far more of a negative impact than erin being exposed to mild peril or hearing phrases like "boo, you bleep!".
i'm also sure that Angus and things movie is rated a 12, and babs watched that with erin earlier this year, absolutely RABID that she was watching teen romcoms with her "tween". tbh, i'm actually surprised that was permitted, as it involved snogging #butrude which could lead to some difficult questions for babs, given that erin has grown up in an environment where the most affection she has witnessed between her parents is 🪜furiously scrubbing his hands with alcohol gel having been forced to touch babs to pose for a photo. both kids must be very confused about what constitutes a healthy relationship, given that babs presents her and steve as having a fairytale love story etc, yet they never even sit together on the sofa or hold hands or anything.
also, nice of babs to share that she had demanded that she and erin watch a movie together "in bed" - just casually highlighting that erin will spend her first night as a twelve year old having a toddler sleepover with her mummy, undoubtedly disturbed by babs, waking her up by repeatedly shoving her giant hooter into her daughter's hair.,
I know no one can answer this but what the duck is wrong with her?!?
The selfish cow is considering swapping advent calendars with 🪜 as she had a missing chocolate today?
Babs can buy herself a box of heroes if she really needs her fix today rather than stealing one from her husband!!!
Idiot
Babs can buy herself a box of heroes if she really needs her fix today rather than stealing one from her husband!!!
Idiot
Oh, she probably has her advent calendar chocolate, a handful or two of chocolates from the tin, several chocolates from the tree, plus a creme egg or 6(or multipack crunchie) that we know she "deserves", each dayThe selfish cow is considering swapping advent calendars with 🪜 as she had a missing chocolate today?
Babs can buy herself a box of heroes if she really needs her fix today rather than stealing one from her husband!!!
Idiot
. Babs, I think you'll be ok without an advent calendar chocolate for one day - Status