Brummy Mummy #124 Off to Disney when her kids want to grieve, zero respect for stepladder Steve

[AliceInWanderLost]

Just catching up on the thread - how dare she say that she plans the E’s presents to ensure they have the same number and the exact amount spent on them, then prattle on about the advent calendar she is making for Erin!!

babs' claims about treating the kids equally, and always ensuring they receuve the exact same number of gifts and have the exact same amount of money spent one them is all a ruse to placate the babettes from calling her out in her blatant favouritism. what she actually means is that erin is always treated equally in terms of gifts/treats etc as her little brother, so if there is ever an occasion where ethan is randomly treated to a gift, she will immediately ensure erin receives a treat of an equivalent amount or it simply is fair to share favouritism towards ethan, yet erin is regularly bought clothes and accessories and body sprays etc on their mummy/daughter shopping "dates" and ethan gets nothing. erin was given a #gifted loungefly bag as a random "my tween got thru a whole day at school" reward, while ethan recieved absolutely nothing - or possibly a plastic tat toddler treat from the reward box, just to make it "fair" and avoid squabbles - yet now she has another #gifted loungefly bag that is. perfect for ethan, of course she's stashing it away for Christmas when she will take full credit for the gift, with no mention that it was a freebie, and use it as an opportunity to spend an extra £70+ on the golden child.

 

[Britishgal96]

Babs, a little tip:
Brought = bring
Bought = buy

You can buy all the Christmas tat you like, but you can’t buy class xoxo

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

I'm waiting for her to jump on the tiktok trend, a week after everyone else, with photos of her and 🪜Steve - me 44, him 40 for each year back to when they met. I'm here for the outfits and #foreversize18

urgh, she'll definitely be hauling herself at that trend - any opportunity to remind the world that 🪜 is her "toy boy" - just a young lad she managed to snap up due to her grellow charm, and that she threatened him into proposing to her the eve of her 30th birthday, when the besotted and terrified little guy was barely 26.

she'll accompany it with the rehashed caption of how she's been a size 10. she's been a size 22. but she has been a consistent size 18 for the past few years. can't wait to see all the photos of her younger "wallflower" phase, babs dressed head-to-toe in black in the photos she has never actually managed to share, along with the years of photos of her, 🪜and her beloved denim skirt, which she supposedly wore every single day on every single occasion, despite all the photographic evidence proving otherwise. hope she includes her tween-style fairytale love story scrapbook, all gel-pen scrawled hearts and ♡EW 4 SC 4EVA♡ that she created in her late twenties - just for the lols!

 

[ScrambledEggs]

Oh the irony of the ‘Snowflake ‘cookie candle…

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

Are you shitting me? There are Babettes who think this is her real life that she talks about? duck my life. There is no hope for some people. Confusion about why she thinks this tit is funny (it’s not a weird sense of humour Babs, it’s no sense of humour) I can understand. But having to clarify that NON () of this is her real life?!? Stop the world. I want to get off. View attachment 1703019

"a weird sense of humour" - yeah babs, in the sense that everything you do/say that you perceive as comedic/hilarious isn't funny, and the only people laughing are laughing at you.

it's obviously a total lie that people have been messaging her under the impression that her paragraphs of boring, fabricated babanory stories - further evidence that she has absolutely no writing talent - is true. i do not believe that even the most deluded of the babettes believes her ridiculous babshit. she has chosen to write a detailed explanation to highlight how hilarious she thinks she is, and draw attention to her "funny" stories in the hope that the babettes with be lured into actually bothering to dedicate time to reading her mind-numbing tales and engage, as i assume NON of her viewers - including the fawning babettes - actually bother to read her boring daily essays. they simply role their eyes and skip to the next story. she's obvs pissed that she puts so much effort into her appalling attempts at fiction and doesn't receive DMs commending her on her literary genius.

 

[Helmac79]

Is it worth her being treated to an air fryer because so much of the families cooking comes from the slow coo...

 

[lessthaninfluenced]

Well if she’s got a “respiratory” illness the last thing she needs to do is burn those stupid candles. She’d be better off opening a window.

 

[Another Longtime Lurker]

Is her being treated to an air fryer (by the Wets) Babs’ way of appearing relatable. If so, it’s not working. I bet it’ll be used once (if that) and then join the slow cooker and heated dryer.

 

[Britney’s Back]

Why can she not understand the basic difference between ‘brought’ and ‘bought’ - it drives me mad!!!

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

babs has specifically ordered a SKINNY hot chocolate?! that is most unlike her. surely ordering a skimmed milk version of the drink goes directly against the guise of "body confidence" and the way she uses the term to jusy continuously gaining weight with absolutely no considerable to her health. i wonder what prompted this decision, as it is a huge change for all-the-sugar, all-the-fat babs. plus the fact she is staying that she LIKES the taste of orange?! what has happened to the real grellow kween? who is this imposter?!

perhaps this realisation will encourage her to buy some oranges on "fruit day" and give her body some of the nutrition and vitamins it desperately needs. that, or she will be lured into the sweet aisles and leave with a trolley filled with chocolate oranges, under the guise of "fruit".

as for the "free" chocolate - it's hardly free. it's literally part of the drink, thus will be factored into the price. idiot.

 

[SugarSnapBam]

Nanny San also hasn’t followed him

SEE?!!!! Total bullshit. The babettes are thick as bricks, hoovering all her nonsense up and fawning. They're worse than her in a way, bunch of sad sacks.
Honestly, how lunatic and desperate must you be to create a fake "dad" account and chit-chat with it online about invented bollocks that never happened at Christmas? Bonkers!

Some Tattlers (myself included) also think the NannySan account is Emma, too. Pathetic

 

[Lady Doodle]

SEE?!!!! Total bullshit. The babettes are thick as bricks, hoovering all her nonsense up and fawning. They're worse than her in a way, bunch of sad sacks.
Honestly, how lunatic and desperate must you be to create a fake "dad" account and chit-chat with it online about invented bollocks that never happened at Christmas? Bonkers!

Some Tattlers (myself included) also think the NannySan account is Emma, too. Pathetic

Yes!
All of the Wet accounts are run by Emma! I'm convinced of it!!

 

[AB5202]

finally managed to catch up after a busy couple of weeks moving house!! Just wanted to say that if it is true E asked for prime drink, I find it hugely concerning he even knows what it is. Someone his age should not be watching logan paul or KSI/sidemen content, considering they recently did a video with pornstars!!! Which makes me think the story is completely made up by babs!!!!

 

[Behelzabobs]

"a weird sense of humour" - yeah babs, in the sense that everything you do/say that you perceive as comedic/hilarious isn't funny, and the only people laughing are laughing at you.

it's obviously a total lie that people have been messaging her under the impression that her paragraphs of boring, fabricated babanory stories - further evidence that she has absolutely no writing talent - is true. i do not believe that even the most deluded of the babettes believes her ridiculous babshit. she has chosen to write a detailed explanation to highlight how hilarious she thinks she is, and draw attention to her "funny" stories in the hope that the babettes with be lured into actually bothering to dedicate time to reading her mind-numbing tales and engage, as i assume NON of her viewers - including the fawning babettes - actually bother to read her boring daily essays. they simply role their eyes and skip to the next story. she's obvs pissed that she puts so much effort into her appalling attempts at fiction and doesn't receive DMs commending her on her literary genius.

This is so perfectly put
She’s so pathetic I am astounded she ever worked as a teacher never mind passed ANY exams

 

[MrsJ2000]

The rats only dead!!

 

[Allthecakes]

RIP Churro, shortly to be followed by Pretzel.
I await with interest her future allergies asthma chat shite

 

[Unicorn_Poop]

The poor rat

 

[SugarSnapBam]

urgh, she'll definitely be hauling herself at that trend - any opportunity to remind the world that 🪜 is her "toy boy" - just a young lad she managed to snap up due to her grellow charm, and that she threatened him into proposing to her the eve of her 30th birthday, when the besotted and terrified little guy was barely 26.

she'll accompany it with the rehashed caption of how she's been a size 10. she's been a size 22. but she has been a consistent size 18 for the past few years. can't wait to see all the photos of her younger "wallflower" phase, babs dressed head-to-toe in black in the photos she has never actually managed to share, along with the years of photos of her, 🪜and her beloved denim skirt, which she supposedly wore every single day on every single occasion, despite all the photographic evidence proving otherwise. hope she includes her tween-style fairytale love story scrapbook, all gel-pen scrawled hearts and ♡EW 4 SC 4EVA♡ that she created in her late twenties - just for the lols!

That scrapbook was an embarrassment. How did she have the gall to post that? Making something so immature at the age of 29. CRINGE
...and we all know 🪜 popped his cherry with grotbabs, he was 100% a virgin when he met her.

As far as her wearing all black when she was younger - yeah she probably did, but not so she could "disappear into the walls", but because I think most of us probably went through a phase of wearing all black. I know I did, because it suited me with my long blonde hair and cateye black eyeliner, I looked fu*king fit af! Besides, she's admitted numerous times that she was an overly loud, obnoxious, attention seeking gobshite in her youth.. & nothing has changed - she's STILL an overly loud, obnoxious, attention seeking gobshite, so I don't believe for a nanosecond that she was ever a "wallflower" type.

That sack of tit is full of tit

 

[shazbev]

Omg..has she really compared the death of the rat to that of Steve's relative - an actual human being ? . Just when I think she can't sink any lower and duck me ... she pulls this out the bag !!!

 

[Frogfrogfrog]

I feel like she is doing more too help Erin with the death of her rat than she did with the recent family bereavement?