Because she is a basic bitchThey always do they same shit. Why do they only visit London? They are in Birmingham so loads of great cities are accessible from their location. York, Cambridge, Lincoln, Oxford, Windsor. All around 2ish hours drive away. Get a bit of culture babs. England doesn’t start and end with Birmingham and London!!
Probably because it’s easy to get to on the train, and train tickets are cheaper from Brum to London than Brum to anywhere else.Because she is a basic bitch
oh, please don't remind her that she's a basic bitch, or she will proudly rehash that reel from last year, which celebrates her supposed "cheuginess" - failing to realise that the term "cheugy" is already out of date, thus is cheugy in itself!Because she is a basic bitch
remember that time one of the devoted babettes proudly dressed up as famous author babs for world book day, complete with tights pulled up to their tits and an added belt?! it would be very fitting if the babettes used babs as inspiration for their halloween costume! it would also be an incredibly quick and easy, basic bargain-bucket costume to put together - thickly-layered clown make-up, compete with excessive blusher and highlighter - a blob on the end of the nose is a vital addition - a badly-made, poor-quality blonde wig with all the shades of yellow, an old primark frock - for extra rEaLiSm attach giant tag with "size 18" scrawled in huge writing in sharpie - a medium-sized belt to support their "cracking rack", plus a pair of tacky heart-shaped sunnies - only 99p from amaZON! - and a toddler headband. they could even borrow one of their kids jackets to ensure it doesn't do up - gotta keep on track with babs' invented "trends" - plus their feet wedged into their a pair of their kids' too-small converse tied way too tightly around the ankle to ensure the circulation to their feet is cut off, job done! and certainly an effective costume in terms of terrifying any trick or treaters - which ensure that they can keep the sugary snack hoard all to themselves!Bab is probably putting out all her Halloween tat today, ready for her comeback.
Although she's usually way ahead of events, so she could be getting her Christmas or Easter decorations out instead!
Just saw a post on FB that Primark has got its Halloween stock outNo doubt the pumpkin kweeeeeen will be there filming a riveting vlog of her spending more money on more useless tat as we speak, all ready to share next week! What a time to be alive
PumpkinJust saw a post on FB that Primark has got its Halloween stock outNo doubt the pumpkin kweeeeeen will be there filming a riveting vlog of her spending more money on more useless tat as we speak, all ready to share next week! What a time to be alive
Whats the betting she has splashed £185 on a lush advent calendar as a treat to herself!I cannot wait to see how she comes back in light of the news about the energy price increase. Heres a hint, Emma; waffling on about how much money you've spent on all your expensive days out and the associated crap you've purchased will NOT be the one.
And a facebook Mr Egg post went up on Tuesday. I know she can schedule these posts but it was after she'd met up with AP. She's so much worse than just an insta-%anker these days. Cannot take any time off socials or spending.I wonder if she'll be back tomorrow?!
Because a week to this narrow minded idiot is obviously Mon - Fri as she only works in school weeks doesn’t she
And she was on Insta on Monday so really it's not even a full week anyway!
Nah she probably make our stevie boy did it as a surprise because she is such a good mummmmmyWhats the betting she has splashed £185 on a lush advent calendar as a treat to herself!
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