So spending quality time with the boy already translates as sorting out the girl’s wardrobe as she was missing her. FFS, I pity both of those kids.
wherever she took ethan yesterday was undoubtedly a freebie trip to "see some animals", and ofc she had to. take the wet ones along with her, since Claire has a broken foot thus can't be relied upon to help babysit ethan and keep him distracted, preventing him from irritating babs who would rather spend the day focused on her phone than giving her son even a scarp. of her attention. her day with ethan yesterday seemed to compromise of her sorting her girl's wardrobe, taking photos of random animals so she could share her "me, missing my girl" and "me, waiting for my girl to get home from school" stories and then popping to costa to treat herself to a seasonal latte - caffeine-free, obvs, because she was already manic enough - then retuning home, likely to welcome erin with balloons and banners and a fucking cake, plus lots of "starting big school" gifts, plus an early night with a peppermint tea for babs, because she was all overtired from the anxiety, and all her worrying caused a flare in her "ibs" - very apt, since she was an incredibly irritating bitch all day, although i'm not sure that can be classed a as "symptom."
and ffs, it really grates every. single. time she uses the phrase "big school". the way even she explains that she used to refer to primary school as "big school" when erin was in reception is a big clue that referring to her daughter beginning secondary school in such a babyish manner all over SM is only further ammunition for potential bullies.
There is a article in Birmingham Mail today advising parents not to post photos of their children in school uniform. But Babs just can't help herself can she? Pretend crying just for the sympathy votes! Stop making it about you Bab!!
this was my favourite comment on the post! yep, bravo babs! by simply demanding erin remove her tie, you are totally
protecting her safety. there is. absolutely no risks whatsoever of anyone working out which secondary grammar school erin is attending, based on the standard uniform, including the more unusual grey skirt, or her term dates - which, again, are different to the majority of schos, even taking into account the early start for year seven.
the "bravo mama" praise would be relevant if babs had refrained from sharing photos of her daughter wearing her new school uniform all over SM - but ofc babs can't miss out on sharing a "woe is me, my girl is starting big school and i am so feeling so wobbly i didn't sleep, i have an ibs flare caused by my allergy to anxiety and also had a little cry because she's growing up and i missed out on all her childhood because i was constantly distracted by my phone" pity post for attention. because attention and adoration is prioritised well above her kids safety, always! apart from when she goes on holiday, obvs, because keeping the destination a "secret" - always quickly guessed by us super intelligent
- is vital, supposedly to keep the kids safe, yet we all know she doesn't give. a fuck about her kids' safety - as yesterday's post and filming her kids underwear an dprivare lives all over SM proves - thus she simply uses that as an excuse because she genuinely believes her
own safety is at risk, as she is so famous, crowds of adoring babettes will immediately drop everything and jump on a plane, autograph book in hand, for their opportunity to catch a glimpse of the grellow one in the wild!
i remember babs saying a while ago that erin was going to the secondary school of
her choice, with the implication that it wasn't the school babs wanted her to attend - i wonder which school was babs' ideal choice for the golden girl? and as for that super mysterious family party back in the autumn with the costco cake, i bet babs was fuming that the
guessed the cause of the cuntway celebration - and equally as furious that she couldn't share photos of the celebratory balloons and banners and tat, and erin wearing a "MY little genius" sash, lapping up the babettes comments of praise and commendation as evidence of her success at "great mumming", having created and birthed a girl capable of passing the eleven plus.
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Love the gifs recaps too.