I know! Can’t believe all the people on social media sharing photos of limos/hummers to take kids to the leavers disco.
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This makes me so sad, I can imagine he gets left out alot of the time....I feel really sorry for him especially as he never saw any of the lightyear stuff that was gifted.Think that's Ethan actually
Cowbags, here we have the pivotal moment!
Emma herself confessing that Erin would (quite right so) run and hide if Emma made a show of herself in the school assembly,,,,,
Emma, do you not realise that you are metaphorically doing this to Erin everytime you feature her, talk about her or exploit her privacy on your platform of thousands and thousands of people!!!!!!!!!
Wake the duck up!!
Emma herself confessing that Erin would (quite right so) run and hide if Emma made a show of herself in the school assembly,,,,,
Emma, do you not realise that you are metaphorically doing this to Erin everytime you feature her, talk about her or exploit her privacy on your platform of thousands and thousands of people!!!!!!!!!
Wake the duck up!!
She will have a great time!! When I moved to secondary school, 90% of my class went to the same school but I went to a different one with no one from primary. I was very shy so my parents were worried too, but I was completely fine. In hindsight it was great for me because it was completely fresh start and allowed me to develop better
ah babs, can't miss one last opportunity to humiliate her daughter, with the mention of the mummy/daughter sleepover they supposedly had last night, because erin babs needed emotional support and cuddles. more ammunition for future bullies handed to them on a plastic plate. i doubt poor erin got any sleep if she was forced to share a bed with sweaty babs last night - the snoring, babs waking during the night to aggressively grab chunks of hair with her tippexed claws to rub her snout into. i guarantee that erin won't have needed a tat reward box bribe to encourage her to get in the shower this morning! 
perhaps it's just me, but i have never known to make SUCH a huge deal about their child finishing year six. i fully appreciate that she's milking it for content, but it's ridiculously over the top, with the last day of primary breakfast/banners/presents etc - just think how "emotional" and "weepy" she's going to be in six weeks, when the golden child actually starts at "big school" - and we'll hear about it endlessly over the whole summer as she builds it all up, and unfortunately exacerbates any worries and anxieties erin does have about changing schools.
she just cannot cope with any situation where the spotlight isn't on her, hence her making today ALL. ABOUT. HER. all about how she feels - her heartbreak, her emotions, her worries, her anxieties - she needs reassurance and she needs, she prepared erin a special breakfast and gave her an expensive gift to ensure she would receive adoring comments from the babettes, validating that she is a "great mum". hell, she'll undoubtedly be expecting an excel certificate and a reward from steve, as an award for her - birthing a child who has finished year six, because without babs, it would never have been possible.
perhaps it's just me, but i have never known to make SUCH a huge deal about their child finishing year six. i fully appreciate that she's milking it for content, but it's ridiculously over the top, with the last day of primary breakfast/banners/presents etc - just think how "emotional" and "weepy" she's going to be in six weeks, when the golden child actually starts at "big school" - and we'll hear about it endlessly over the whole summer as she builds it all up, and unfortunately exacerbates any worries and anxieties erin does have about changing schools.
she just cannot cope with any situation where the spotlight isn't on her, hence her making today ALL. ABOUT. HER. all about how she feels - her heartbreak, her emotions, her worries, her anxieties - she needs reassurance and she needs, she prepared erin a special breakfast and gave her an expensive gift to ensure she would receive adoring comments from the babettes, validating that she is a "great mum". hell, she'll undoubtedly be expecting an excel certificate and a reward from steve, as an award for her - birthing a child who has finished year six, because without babs, it would never have been possible.
She's had a Starbucks full of either caffeine or sugar & we'll be treated to the end of term McDs too. Why doesn't she use her fruit and snacks to do a platter like TTw, who I noticed marked the end of term with a bath jelly type token treat, rather than Bab's over materialistic approach.
See this is what gets me on my soap box lol if they have this at 11 we are creating monsters.... What will it be when they leave secondary school, college, uni... This creates future bridzillas, who demand a party and gifts for every occasion, a celebration of me me me.
The whole baby shower, gender reveal, multiple hen dos, bacheloratte partys culture is making very selfish, self indulgent, egocentric generation
sorry I'm off now lol said my hit.and ofc the the most fundamental moment of erin growing up from a toddler into a little girl is that she learnt how to write love notes to babs. all about her. babs is attempting to comfort herself ahead of all the changes that high school will bring-all far more dramatic than erin no longer wearing her her in pigtails or standing up for feminists everywhere and demanding the nativity include her in the role of a wise woman.
i will be most of proud of erin when secondary school teaches her she has the ability to stand up to her mother and refuse to pull that ridiculous scrunched-nose smile in photos as babs demands, because she has such a natural, pretty smile and babs is ruining all her childhood memories, forcing her to gurn unnaturally for every photograph. even more so when she fully grasps the topic of concent and finds the confidence to tell babs to duck off and quit sharing photos of her online without her permission - and i hope it's a lesson she shares with her little brother too.
i will be most of proud of erin when secondary school teaches her she has the ability to stand up to her mother and refuse to pull that ridiculous scrunched-nose smile in photos as babs demands, because she has such a natural, pretty smile and babs is ruining all her childhood memories, forcing her to gurn unnaturally for every photograph. even more so when she fully grasps the topic of concent and finds the confidence to tell babs to duck off and quit sharing photos of her online without her permission - and i hope it's a lesson she shares with her little brother too.
God the woman is a monster. Every single thing HAS to be about her. She is GROTESQUE
in every sense of the word.
And no one has ever made such a big deal of their child doing something that all children do-moving from primary to secondary school. Yes it’s a milestone but geez you’d think she’d just graduated from Oxford with a PhD in Astrophysics the way Emma carries on! I hate the whole Limo thing with a passion. It’s so OTT!( just my opinion)
When my son finished primary school they got hoodies and all the kids and parents went to a local river on the moors where the kids swam and played and we all had a picnic and hot dogs The kids loved it. It was really relaxed and fun.
None of us wrote poems and posted them on social media. I may have shed a tear in the leavers assembly because all the younger kids in the school ( very small village school - think 70 kids!) worked together on pictures and poems on each of the Year 6 kids that were leaving. They described my son with such heartfelt kind and funny words it was just wonderful. BECAUSE IT WAS ABOUT MY SON NOT ME, EMMA!!!! It’s about ERIN not YOU, you fat cow!
in every sense of the word.
And no one has ever made such a big deal of their child doing something that all children do-moving from primary to secondary school. Yes it’s a milestone but geez you’d think she’d just graduated from Oxford with a PhD in Astrophysics the way Emma carries on! I hate the whole Limo thing with a passion. It’s so OTT!( just my opinion)
When my son finished primary school they got hoodies and all the kids and parents went to a local river on the moors where the kids swam and played and we all had a picnic and hot dogs The kids loved it. It was really relaxed and fun.
None of us wrote poems and posted them on social media. I may have shed a tear in the leavers assembly because all the younger kids in the school ( very small village school - think 70 kids!) worked together on pictures and poems on each of the Year 6 kids that were leaving. They described my son with such heartfelt kind and funny words it was just wonderful. BECAUSE IT WAS ABOUT MY SON NOT ME, EMMA!!!! It’s about ERIN not YOU, you fat cow!
Thanks for saying this
I was beginning to think I was some sort of loser for not ordering a limo for my children when they left juniors
As if there isn’t enough pressure on parents to fork out for stuff - of course if you are Tattler and have done any of this then you are exempt from any judgment
It's nice to see she can cook
... when she is being paid for an ad.
Who will win the Great Birmingham Bake Off? Banana bread made by me or my boys chocolate cake delight? @motatos.co.uk asked us to order bits to combine with stuff we already have in the house. And this is what we came up with!
Motatos saves food from manufacturers that would otherwise have gone to waste because of short best-before dates, overproduction, seasonality or faulty packaging. Because of this they can get 60% off well know brands. Hooray!
Let me know which cake you would prefer and pop over to my stories for a discount code. You know I love me a discount
You would think wanting to spend time with your child and teaching him life skills would be enough to prompt her to cook?
... when she is being paid for an ad.
Who will win the Great Birmingham Bake Off? Banana bread made by me or my boys chocolate cake delight? @motatos.co.uk asked us to order bits to combine with stuff we already have in the house. And this is what we came up with!
Motatos saves food from manufacturers that would otherwise have gone to waste because of short best-before dates, overproduction, seasonality or faulty packaging. Because of this they can get 60% off well know brands. Hooray!
Let me know which cake you would prefer and pop over to my stories for a discount code. You know I love me a discount
You would think wanting to spend time with your child and teaching him life skills would be enough to prompt her to cook?
throwing it back to yesterday when babs felt the need to explain that #ads are filmed in advance - like, duh?! as if anyone thought she did a baking session with ethan before school that morning - but the way she has to send a proposal, which must be approved, then film the ad, make any requested edits and then have it approved by multiple different people before sharing. i was aware that was the process, obvs, but it still blows my mind that not only do the ideas babs proposes for her #ad content get approved, but the actual ads she shares have been subjected to requested edits, and have then been approved by various employees from the brand?! 
they must be absolutely desperate for influenzas to promote their products when they're approving ads of babs hanging rice on her washing line, ads where the pasta changes shape halfway thru - without asking her to refilm/edit the ad for continuity - ads with her aggressively smashing up chocolate with her head or licking her lips with chocolate melted all over her face, or ads where she's flaunting her gunt, or promoting clothing while quite clearly wearing the wrong sizes. admittedly, much of the backlash her ads receive when brands then choose to share them on their own grids is based on her past behaviour with DV jokes etc, and are simply the result of the brands not doing proper research into the people they pay to advertise their goods, but a hell of a lot of the criticism and mockery is directly their own fault, having approved such poor quality content.
and in terms of the baking ad with ethan - obvs overlooking the lies she told about supposedly having paid for a motatos order, when it was obvs gifted for an #ad and the fact that babs, by her own admission, never bakes - ethan is far more of a natural in terms of acting in ads than his sister, who is way too over the top and very much "look at me" - just. like. babs. babs has labelled erin a triple threat, and entirely overlooked her son's creative talents and abilities, which is such a shame, because he's musical, creative with his artwork and baking, imaginative with his love of magic etc, loves animals and also seems such a sweet, caring little soul - yet it's erin she's focused on, intent on living her own failed childhood dreams thru her daughter - while simultaneously setting poor erin up to fall flat on her face, constantly telling her she's a star, when her singing/dancing/acting skills are average at best. that poor girl is going to be totally humiliated at secondary school when she auditions for a play or talent contest etc, her overconfident "quiet little steven-like" soul auditioning for all the main roles, with babs cheering her on, and then being given a tiny, insignificant role, with babs FUMING and undoubtedly marching into the school to complain. sadly, the extreme over-confidence babs has instilled in erin by telling she's the absolute best is only going to exacerbate the bullying.
meanwhile, altho that ad was obviously scripted, ethan is such an enduring little guy, the #ad was far more watchable than her usual content, because he's such a cutie - and because she was fully clothed and didn't have food plastered all over her face, obvs. of the two kids, ethan has far more TT vibes than TT herself - he's totally overlooked and unappreciated by babs, but in the long run, i hope that will work in his favour as he escapes the hobbit house and builds a life for himself filled with people who respect and love him, and beyond the clawing grasp of his mother's tippexed talons.
- but the way she has to send a proposal, which must be approved, then film the ad, make any requested edits and then have it approved by multiple different people before sharing. i was aware that was the process, obvs, but it still blows my mind that not only do the ideas babs proposes for her #ad content get approved, but the actual ads she shares have been subjected to requested edits, and have then been approved by various employees from the brand?! they must be absolutely desperate for influenzas to promote their products when they're approving ads of babs hanging rice on her washing line, ads where the pasta changes shape halfway thru - without asking her to refilm/edit the ad for continuity - ads with her aggressively smashing up chocolate with her head or licking her lips with chocolate melted all over her face, or ads where she's flaunting her gunt, or promoting clothing while quite clearly wearing the wrong sizes. admittedly, much of the backlash her ads receive when brands then choose to share them on their own grids is based on her past behaviour with DV jokes etc, and are simply the result of the brands not doing proper research into the people they pay to advertise their goods, but a hell of a lot of the criticism and mockery is directly their own fault, having approved such poor quality content. and in terms of the baking ad with ethan - obvs overlooking the lies she told about supposedly having paid for a motatos order, when it was obvs gifted for an #ad and the fact that babs, by her own admission, never bakes - ethan is far more of a natural in terms of acting in ads than his sister, who is way too over the top and very much "look at me" - just. like. babs. babs has labelled erin a triple threat, and entirely overlooked her son's creative talents and abilities, which is such a shame, because he's musical, creative with his artwork and baking, imaginative with his love of magic etc, loves animals and also seems such a sweet, caring little soul - yet it's erin she's focused on, intent on living her own failed childhood dreams thru her daughter - while simultaneously setting poor erin up to fall flat on her face, constantly telling her she's a star, when her singing/dancing/acting skills are average at best. that poor girl is going to be totally humiliated at secondary school when she auditions for a play or talent contest etc, her overconfident "quiet little steven-like" soul auditioning for all the main roles, with babs cheering her on, and then being given a tiny, insignificant role, with babs FUMING and undoubtedly marching into the school to complain. sadly, the extreme over-confidence babs has instilled in erin by telling she's the absolute best is only going to exacerbate the bullying.
meanwhile, altho that ad was obviously scripted, ethan is such an enduring little guy, the #ad was far more watchable than her usual content, because he's such a cutie - and because she was fully clothed and didn't have food plastered all over her face, obvs. of the two kids, ethan has far more TT vibes than TT herself - he's totally overlooked and unappreciated by babs, but in the long run, i hope that will work in his favour as he escapes the hobbit house and builds a life for himself filled with people who respect and love him, and beyond the clawing grasp of his mother's tippexed talons.
A precocious little madam with a narc mother??WHO the f*ck puts a triple threat on a board
(Agreed, it's utterly vomit inducing)
It almost feels like Babs would be disappointed if Erin coped fine with the transition. She needs the drama to validate all the content she’s bled out of it
I wonder what she'll have on her board on the first day of Yr 7
I want to be :-
Anything but on my mother's Social Media
Not bullied by the other kids
Not babied by my mother
Not exploited for cash
Not on porn sites
Need I go on
the paper plates are standard crockery in the conway household. the eleven and nine year old toddlers aren't yet trusted not to break regular plates - even the almost-at-secondary-school golden child. she still publicises the fact that she packs wet wipes in her "mum bag" to wipe the kids' faces, and a change of clothing when they're out, as they are both incapable of eating without spilling food all over themselves.
that, or steve has banned normal plates from the house to avoid being smashed in the head with one when babs is angry.
Who reckons she’s waiting until 5pm for a peak engagement time on her overly soppy post about leaving primary
My third child left primary today, we went to leavers assembly, leavers party the lot!
Today at the leavers assembly all we wanted was our girl to enjoy her day, make memories, have a cry if she needs and me, my husband and her two older siblings all went to pick. Her up at 1.30
she won an award too!!
My point is these insta mums are making a massive deal over everything and making it all about them!!! Don't get me wrong I had a tear this morning and telling my girl how proud we are of her but it her final days, weeks, her memories and fun!!
Today at the leavers assembly all we wanted was our girl to enjoy her day, make memories, have a cry if she needs and me, my husband and her two older siblings all went to pick. Her up at 1.30
she won an award too!! My point is these insta mums are making a massive deal over everything and making it all about them!!! Don't get me wrong I had a tear this morning and telling my girl how proud we are of her but it her final days, weeks, her memories and fun!!
when i predicted yesterday that babs would rock up at erin's disco intent on humiliating her , and insisting on dancing specifically because erin had begged her not to, and that she'd be wearing a horrific, sequined outfit to ensure all eyes were on her, i *almost* included that she'd turn up either totally off her face having downed a few cocks in cans to boost her confidence prior to being surrounded by all the parents who she knows have been exposed to her floppy tits/gunt/crotch and know every single tiny detail of her car-crash of a life, or that she'd have a few cocks in can shoved in whichever ugly designer handbag she'd chosen to take with her to use to hide her gunt in photographs - fully aware there was the potential she may be photographed in the wild. almost. but i didn't, because i didn't think even abs would stoop that low as to take alcohol to a year six disco. but yet again, babs has proved that her utterly shameful behaviour has no boundaries and there are no lines she will not cross - other than the details of erin's confirmation, which is the sole private aspect of her daughter's life that she's managed to keep private, presumably onyl because it benefits her. surely alcohol isn't allowed in school premises - or certainly not at a kids' party? she should have been hastily removed from the premises once that cock was whipped out her bag. and then sharing that she was drinking all over SM, as though her dependency on alcohol is a personality trait?! she has absolutely no itegrity, and is an absolute disgrace.
and as a side note, what on earth possessed such a style icon to pair that gaudy, highly-patterned dress - which didn't contain even a hint of yellow - with her yellow shitwaters?! she absolutely chose that outfit intentional to embarrass her daughter - and undoubtedly paired it with a pair of tacky plastic heart-shaped sunnies to match. hell, it wouldn't even surprise me if she shoved one if erin's bucket hats in her bag to shove on her grellow head, because she seems to think it's absolutely hilarious and total #mumgoals to purposefully her daughter and place her at risk of being bullied. of course she ended up dancing - probably accompanied by her shrieking at the top of her lungs along to the songs, as we've heard her do at concerts - no struggles with asthma and breathlessness when it suits her, eh!
Babs?
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