Brummy Mummy #116 On the Ticky Tocky with her tacky Tiki

Rags2Riches said:

Please can you explain what fruit day is? Babs has only told us about 37 times so I’m still unsure.

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Put simply. It's a day. Where Emma is meant to buy fruit. Usually a Wednesday #humpday (bit rude!)
But more often than not. Something comes up (not Steve!). So Emma cannot buy fruit. Despite saying she would buy fruit. So she buys sugar loaded food to compensate for the fruit, such as cherry bakewell tarts, because the cherry is a fruit and makes up for the fact that the fruit wasn't bought.

Did I just invent the word fruit???

Why does she troll herself and Ste by asking that numpty questions about vampires and sad songs?

Like she just keeps highlighting the fact that he has the personality of stale Hardo bread and that they literally have the most boring loveless relationship in existence.

I’d get a better response talking to a mannequin then I would Stephen. He’s drier than the Sahara dessert.

Omg..she's really winding E up with the 'mumming' surely an 11 year old does not want to sleep with her stinky , greasy mother? It's all about Bab isn't it? I bet the kid agreed just to shut her moronic mother up. She just can't hear herself can she? Absolute narc behaviour at its finest!!

Why does she feel it is appropriate to drink a cock in a can at a school disco?? Just when you think she has hit rock bottom she dives even further down.
As a Primary Head Teacher I would have asked her to leave the premises if it had been in my school. Absolutely no need for alcohol to be anywhere near those children - don’t get me wrong there is a time and a place to socialise with your children but a school disco is not the place at all. It just shows how reliant she is on those cocks

BonBon27 said:

I’ve never known it and I’ve been a KS2 teacher for 19 years Have taught many a year 6 class and never had the parents at a leavers party, unless they were PTA volunteers. Teachers past and present, TAs, any school staff who want to come but not families! Maybe it’s a Brum thing - did Babs invent it when she was 11?!?

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To be fair to our school the party I'm on about was nothing to do with the school. The parents used to hire the local Rugby club for the evening of the last day and sell tickets to cover the cost. We changed it up in my kids year and said as long as enough parents were happy to "help" we'd make it YR 6 kids only. And it broke the tradition. Can you imagine Babs letting Ezza go it alone to a kids only party

It's all ME, ME, ME with Babs!

Lady Doodle said:

To be fair to our school the party I'm on about was nothing to do with the school. The parents used to hire the local Rugby club for the evening of the last day and sell tickets to cover the cost. We changed it up in my kids year and said as long as enough parents were happy to "help" we'd make it YR 6 kids only. And it broke the tradition. Can you imagine Babs letting Ezza go it alone to a kids only party

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Oh that makes more sense. I know year 6 families have had parties/gatherings themselves, in a hall or someone’s garden or on the local rec. Where to be fair, parents most likely drink! But not at the school, parents shouldn’t be involved and they shouldn’t be drinking!

Why is she broadcasting to the world that her & Erin are going to sleep together tonight and "cuddle" all night
Emma, your golden girl is going to be ABSOLUTELY destroyed at big school. Destroyed!!!!!

Lady Doodle said:

Why is she broadcasting to the world that her & Erin are going to sleep together tonight and "cuddle" all night
Emma, your golden girl is going to be ABSOLUTELY destroyed at big school. Destroyed!!!!!

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Cuddle all night in a heatwave yeah??
Christ, we already know Babs' personal hygiene is non-existent, imagine that sweaty cow cuddling you in a heatwave...

Theres the fake lisp again

My 11 yr old only wants her mum now when she’s ill. Babs is determined Erin is not going to have a life without her.

Babs golden girl ISNT dying

Tippingpoint23 said:

Babs golden girl ISNT dying

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Give her time, she'll be dying of embarrassment soon enough.

BonBon27 said:

Oh that makes more sense. I know year 6 families have had parties/gatherings themselves, in a hall or someone’s garden or on the local rec. Where to be fair, parents most likely drink! But not at the school, parents shouldn’t be involved and they shouldn’t be drinking!

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I can imagine Babs sneaking her cock in a can in her bag and skulking in the corner drinking it alone

My Year 6 daughter is mortified for Erin.

Even if Erin isn’t already mortified, then come September (if not before) she will be and Babs will be Public Enemy Number 1. And while I truly feel for Erin, I’m also here for it.

We’ve been saying this here for months, and giving warnings, but it’s the other thing (apart from where does Pus sleep) that Babs never addresses.

Nah, she’s pissing me off now. She’s going to secondary school Emma, not moving to Australia. Fucking hell

Lady Doodle said:

Why is she broadcasting to the world that her & Erin are going to sleep together tonight and "cuddle" all night
Emma, your golden girl is going to be ABSOLUTELY destroyed at big school. Destroyed!!!!!

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‘cuddling all night’ just who is she doing it for??? cos I’m sure as hell it’s not Erin - poor girl having to listen to the grellow one snoring and sleep next to her sweaty body . Also not much sleep will be had which will be a whole other thing,…and not help their fragile state of minds

Why oh why oh why does she have to make everything more of a big deal than it already is , it’s nearing on hysteria - what is wrong with the woman??? Erin was probably fine til babs started bleating on. Granted i don’t have girls but when my boys left school it was a positive experience they were ready for the next step and it was lovely to attend the assembles and sports days but we never made a fuss and there were no tears , I wasn’t breaking down at every second - she’s so dramatic . It all has to be about her - even sports day!! Even the leavers disco I danced , I did this I did that , I, I , I !!!! - imagine what she’ll be like in assembly if one of those songs come on she’ll have to be escorted off the premises after flipping chairs . We all feel a tug at the heartstrings and nostalgia about end of an era and growing up etc when kids leave school but you have to get on with it , we’re all in the same boat …. She needs to get a grip and stop transferring her hysteria onto Erin and make the poor girl feel she has to do things like cuddle all night to stop her mum being upset… Babs has been a bit Maniacal since she got up today !!

So as much as I think all of this year 6 emotion is a bit much (but probably shouldn’t express that opinion until I’ve been through it next year, as my eldest finished year 5 today ), if it’s how Babs feels then ok. Different people have different feelings about things. I didn’t mind when mine started school, other people I know did. Maybe Erin’s fine, maybe she’s nervous, maybe she’s mollycoddled, maybe she genuinely wants her mum. I don’t know. But what I do know is that it’s absolutely NON (as Babs would say) of my business. I do not need to know how a random 11 year old I have never met feels about leaving primary school. Why oh why can’t Babs, for once, just have something personal? Just keep her mouth shut? Just saying “ oh it’s a big change so crazy week here” is fine. You don’t need to share with thousands of strangers every reaction that your family may or may not be having to a big change. Have some respect for your daughter’s privacy FFS Babs, it’s bloody disgusting sharing so much.

For someone who used to be a teacher and work in a senior school, she sure as hell is making a fucking mountain out of a molehill
Like someone else has already said, she isn't leaving the country, she's growing up and following the natural path of childhood,,,,,,
Be happy for her Emma, she might be excited and nervous and the way you're carrying on making it all about you is disgusting.
So here's an idea! Go offline for a day and focus on your favourite child if it's that bad! The world does not need a blow by blow account of every mind numbing thought you have Bab!