Brummy Mummy #115 She's a Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki Bat looking for a bit more plastic tat

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Who took the awful photo of the tiki bar? surely not Erin??? I can’t imagine saying to my kid (not that I have one haha) oh take a pic of me and your dad in our swim stuff / Hawaiian getup so I can post it online for my fans. She’s got no leg to stand on if Erin ever wants to share pics of her in swimwear etc and she isn’t comfortable with the idea.
She's already got no leg to stand on, she's already plastered pics of both E's all over the Internet in swimwear! It's already on porn sites, what more could happen! 🤬😠😡
 
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When she says Harry Potter sheet, she means duvet cover right?? And after complaining so furiously about it being hot why would be believe 🪜 Ste would be sleeping next to her with the duvet doubled over ????
She trips herself up every time - just tell us where he sleeps zzzzz
 
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Bet she thought the red carpet was for her. 😆
i bet she was FUMING at that comment, mentioning that the tiki bar is being used as the theme for a school leaving party for eleven year old children and that the leaving party erin attended earlier included a red carpet, when babs herself was shunned from parading down it at the Lightyear premiere, like the celeb she believes she is! 🤦🏻‍♀️

equally, i can't believe she allowed another mother to organise an entire leaving party for all the year six kids and only bothering to contribute a cheap cake and a bottle of squash - while spending over £200 on a tiki bar and endless worthless plastic tat to decorate it. surely she could have contributed far more to the party than a bleeping cake, when she takes pride in flaunting her wealth on SM. some families are really struggling for money, and it's lovely that another parent decided to organise an end-of-term party for the kids, presumably not expecting huge contributions from other parents knowing that many may simply not have the budget - but it must feel like a huge slap in the face knowing that babs spends so much on utterly pointless tat on a daily basis, yet didn't bother to step up and involve herself more in helping to fund the party. she is such a selfish witch and i imagine the other parents detest her - to the point that erin was likely only invited because it was a party organised for the whole of her year, because i doubt any of the other parents would choose to place themselves in situations where they may be forced to interact with babs.

and i'm not suggesting she should have paid for the entire party, but she certainly has the ability to provide more than a paltry cake for erin and her friends to enjoy. but why would she when it doesn't benefit her?! she'd far rather spend money on alcohol and sugary treats for her and an entire tiki bar, plastic cups and hawaiian shirts for content than spend money on her children and contributing to a party to ensure that erin has lovely memories of leaving primary school. not only does the poor girl have to deal with knowing the majority of the parents of the kids in her class, along with many of the kid themselves, will have been exposed to babs' cringe content, she also has to deal with the humiliation of knowing that her mother could clearly afford to contribute far more to their leaving party - rather than dumping all the financial responsibility on one mother - but has actively taken to SM to ensure that everyone is aware that her priority is spending an extortionate amount on a tiki tacky tat bar, knowing damn well that all her classmates and their parents will see her mother's posts and how they perfectly represent babs' selfishness. babs, forever proving what a "great mum" she is! 🤷🏻‍♂️
 
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I just can’t get my head round it - getting all that set up, changing out of clothes into those stupid get ups, posing for a few photos and videos then going back indoors, putting a dress back on and forgetting about it. And this is “work”. This means she can claim the cost of it all back. It’s absolutely bloody ridiculous.
I mean, if I told him it’d earn us a few grand then Mr BonBon would probably get involved (can’t imagine him in a Hawaiian shirt if I’m honest but he might if we were getting a holiday out of it 🤣) but he’d think I was absolutely mental and ridiculous for sure!
Mr Puddypants would wear a hawaiian shirt and possibly nothing else,in private for a laugh for just the two of us,but as easy going as he is,if I suggested putting a picture of him(obviously wearing bottoms)in said shirt,on social media,he would as politely as possible tell me to shove the idea up my chocolate wazoo
 
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There is not enough money in the world to justify my kids being on porn sites. She should have given it up immediately then.
 
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Tasteless, wasteful and 100% just for content.

Note on the insta post that she says “Fill your life with people who willingly go along with fulfilling your ridiculous dreams”. Obviously YOUR being the crucial part of that sentence. Personally I’d rather stick with a husband who doesn’t get walked over and go along with every daft idea I might have. And if I suggested a tiki bar in the garden would tell me to get a grip!
 
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The only reason she got that Tiki bar is CONTENT because she has nothing else!
On Monday there will be an Ad for wherever her family day out was- probably something the kids are really too old for but it’ll be free so they will have to go!
If you’re having to spend hundreds of £ on a crap plastic tiki bar JUST for content then surely that should tell you, that actually your ‘career’ is over?! I know lots of influencers buy stuff to create content ( the successful ones get it gifted unlike Babs!) but it usually makes sense :- they’ll buy decor items for a room make over they’ve done for example. But Emma…. No just spend spend spend on absolute crap just to desperately try and keep this ever dwindling job going!

And fat shaming or not, she looks bloody HIDEOUS in that swimsuit and shirt! The tiki bar looks hideous too so at least she matches that!
 
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Her gunt is casting a shadow in the Tiki pic 🤢
I'm less than 6 month post c-section (size 16 to start with so not exactly small) and not even carrying that much around the tum.
 
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I know everyone is entitled to have what decor (🤢) they want in their own homes but she’s the neighbour from hell. She has destroyed a house that could be potentially gorgeous with her tit taste. I would cry and sell up if I lived near her. You can’t put diamonds on a turd.
 
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I know everyone is entitled to have what decor (🤢) they want in their own homes but she’s the neighbour from hell. She has destroyed a house that could be potentially gorgeous with her tit taste. I would cry and sell up if I lived near her. You can’t put diamonds on a turd.
I know nothing about the area she lives in but the pictures that have been posted of her garden are lovely- well the garden WAS lovely til Babs moved in. I'm sure Ste cuts the grass but can you see Babba the Hutt getting on her hands and knees to do weeding or prunes the bushes (bit rude!!) or do any maintenance to keep it looking nice. I bet she does nothing other than sit there getting pissed on tinned cocktails!
The gazebo that she put up last year has not been seen or mentioned despite the hot weather?! She probably can't find it due to the immense about of tat in her house!
Our garden is a lot bigger than hers (not hard) and I'm a rubbish gardener but I try and keep it tidy cos we enjoy sitting out there, especially in this weather. Where do her kids play outside? There's even less space now the bloody tiki bar is up! She is just ME ME ME!! all the time!
 
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I know nothing about the area she lives in but the pictures that have been posted of her garden are lovely- well the garden WAS lovely til Babs moved in. I'm sure Ste cuts the grass but can you see Babba the Hutt getting on her hands and knees to do weeding or prunes the bushes (bit rude!!) or do any maintenance to keep it looking nice. I bet she does nothing other than sit there getting pissed on tinned cocktails!
The gazebo that she put up last year has not been seen or mentioned despite the hot weather?! She probably can't find it due to the immense about of tat in her house!
Our garden is a lot bigger than hers (not hard) and I'm a rubbish gardener but I try and keep it tidy cos we enjoy sitting out there, especially in this weather. Where do her kids play outside? There's even less space now the bloody tiki bar is up! She is just ME ME ME!! all the time!
Exactly this!! I’m rubbish at gardening also but I do pull weeds while my other half does the pruning etc. I’d prob prune a weed if left to my own devices. I don’t know her area either as I’m not from there, but that garden as small as it was, was landscaped beautifully. But why should I be shooketh that she destroyed it as she has ruined the internal of the house also . I’ve never ever come across anyone in me life that is so selfish and soooo needy to be famous, unfortunately everything she does makes her infamous lol
 
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OMG! How tacky is that? They are a pair of absolute twats! I wonder what the neighbours think of them? Can't wait to see the state of that when wind and rain has got to it!!
Ste, fighting every fibre in his being not to put his thumbs up.

She won't have contributed to the kids party as she can't photograph it for content. Therefore, in her mind, what's the point?
 
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She said the other day she'd been to Aldi to get the cakes, so she's obvs just bought the trays of fairy cakes. I bet she only spent a tenner. (not saying people have to contribute if another parent chooses to throw a party, but she has just wasted the best part of 300 quid on a what is essentially an MDF shelf for her garden so she's not struggling for cash)
 
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That Florence Simpson from TikTok just popped up on my feed with her reel from the Lightyear premiere. She never mentions meeting Babs. Hahaha.
 
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I was watching her Home Bargains haul and my husband saw and said is she still going?! I said just about, she is hanging on by a thread. My son is the same age as Erin and I asked him if he wanted some bubbles, he gave me such a look lol. I still can't get over the kids being upstairs at 8:30 at night. My son is still sitting downstairs playing on the xbox at that time, or not long cone back from Karate or scouts. She really does baby them
 
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Back to that whole "The Range" debacle. It's very telling that none of her so called influencer friends have shared it isn't it? I follow The Unmumsy Mum and Rosie Ramsey and neither of them have mentioned it. I don't think Giovanna Fletcher or Ladbbabymum have either. Hmmm....
 
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The Womens Euros are on, just unearthed this
If Erin LOVES football as much as this advert claims why aren’t they all over it? Not even a mention. And pretty sure there’s never been any mention of Erin ever merely talking about football let alone forever dragging him out to play. She’ll have a job now seeing as the Tiki Bar has swallowed up half of the shoebox garden

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The Womens Euros are on, just unearthed this
If Erin LOVES football as much as this advert claims why aren’t they all over it? Not even a mention. And pretty sure there’s never been any mention of Erin ever merely talking about football let alone forever dragging him out to play. She’ll have a job now seeing as the Tiki Bar has swallowed up half of the shoebox garden

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And wasn't Ethan "different" and not into football at all. Funny how he plays in a team now and is often spotted in a villa top
 
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