Exactly
Why not just say “I’m sick of it, it’s going” rather than fabricating that she’s even got a decorators opinion it’s BOLLOCKS
stop lying about everything you habitual liar
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I have always wondered this too. A 44 year old woman who has crushes on cartoon characters!
She reminds me of those weirdos who fall in love with inanimate objects such as cars, or the Eiffel Tower!
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I think it’s called Fictophilia, to be in love/romanticise fictional characters.I have always wondered this too. A 44 year old woman who has crushes on cartoon characters!
She reminds me of those weirdos who fall in love with inanimate objects such as cars, or the Eiffel Tower!
No therapy today Babs? Has the groupon life coach been binned off.
It’s so weird how she has gained weight yet is still definitely a size 18!I think she’s glad glad glad to be home
I think that Disneyland trip made her realise just how unfit she is, it’s a slog going round those places and last time she went she was about 3 stone lighter.
she needs to have a long hard think and do something now whilst she’s still able to, never mind about appealing to some dingbat online, she needs to get her arse in gear before it’s too late
No offense to Adam and Gary but they do enjoy their fag hags (and they have a few).
What is the purpose of her buying all these dresses and heels? She has no friends so she isn't going to weddings, her career is failing from all accounts so she isn't invited to many events and no awards shows. Why does she need more awful outfits? P.S. babs its not the black underwear which is the issue with that dress it is just frigging ugly.
Do you know what Emma? GO duck YOURSELF. I’m bleeping fed up with your stories about buying yet more tit! A bleeping boohoo haul yesterday, very expensive wallpaper this morning and now you’ve ordered more bleeping heels (that you apparently can’t wear because of your numb leg). Just duck off and when you get there duck off some more. We’re all bleeping tired of your self-indulgence, self-centred ways. You’re not funny, you’re not helpful, you’re not relatable. You’re just bleeping annoying. Go get some proper professional help. You have no redeeming qualities. You’re just a massive, yellow, fat, ugly dick. Rant over, sorry cowbags, she’s bleeping me off more than usual lately.
She buys so much tit for herself & never wears it! Honestly disgusted at all her spending. She doesn’t give two hoots about anyone but herself.
If she tears down that beautiful wallpaper and puts up more pink bunnies I might need therapy 
Does anyone have a Groupon I could use?
Does anyone have a Groupon I could use?
Toonophilia or schediaphilia
I always knew she was a loonytune now it’s confirmed
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I find it utterly bizarre that she won’t spend the extra money when booking her flights to select their seats and all sit together yet she will spend £1600 on two identical Gucci handbags!!!
she’s got the money so what is her thinking behind it?
she’s got the money so what is her thinking behind it?
Basically she's a selfish twit who only likes to spend money on herself ! Hope that helps
.Maybe her husband didn't want to sit near her? I don't think either one of them are happy. I get the impression social media has highlighted her mentally instability and her family has to pay the price. Not making excuses for the eunuch but I honestly think he is afraid of her.
hahah i've spent too much time thinking about it but unless the paper is actively wet I can't think of any reason why it can't be stuck back down, yet another piece of paper will somehow be fine to stick on in it's place instead?Is she trying to say that since posting about the wallpaper yesterday she's tried multiple ways to stick it down and also contacted "the decorator" (who...is...Ste?) and they've had a look and said "Oh, no. Nope. Wallpaper can't be stuck back down, Babs"?
Poor attempt to justify spending even more money
Sounds like the bullshit excuse I give at work when i'm trying to confuse someone with maths because I can't be arsed to do what they want me to do.
The seating lasts for a couple of hours the handbags are seen as an investment
She doesn’t really care about spending time with her family so why spend more money on that when she can spend money on who is most important in this world, Emma
it's good to know that babs - who proudly mainlines sugar - draws the line at lucky charms! as though sugary cereal is the worst possible food a person could ever eat, and a line babs just will not cross! she'll happily down her body weight in cinnamon buns, but lucky charms are a step too far! 
the fact that she's suddenly decided it's important to consider the kids' diets while on holiday is hilarious - especially when she seems to think that sugary beige snacks - namely cereal bars and literal cakes are totally appropriate breakfast foods! no wonder those poor kids are skinny - she's fueling them on sugar-filled granola bars and claiming it's a sufficient breakfast! equally, if she's only eating a cereal bar for breakfast, no wonder she’s immediately on the hunt for her next snack to fulfil her sugar cravings, because she's literally relying on sugar for energy! granola bars are not the epitome of "health" - especially not when they're followed by funnel cake, huge cinnamon buns with extra icing, dole whip and mickey waffles, all washed down with sugary cocktails and shockingly high-sugar, high-calorie American fanta! and she mentioned that they're not on the dining plan - which i assume means they're only having the occasional meal out - yet in that costco haul she shows, she says that the foods they plan to eat as substitutes for actual meals are just beige snacks - doritos, cheetos, goldfish and sweets! how does any of that constitute a meal?!
equally, that fleeting reference to her possibly giving the kids some fruit - it must be a holiday if fruit is on offer!those kinds of ds are living the DREAM! note how ethan was RABID to eat his chocolate-coated banana, commenting on. how much he loves bananas, which he cleary doesn't get at home! only the rats are treated to the luxury of fruit.
the fact that she's suddenly decided it's important to consider the kids' diets while on holiday is hilarious - especially when she seems to think that sugary beige snacks - namely cereal bars and literal cakes are totally appropriate breakfast foods! no wonder those poor kids are skinny - she's fueling them on sugar-filled granola bars and claiming it's a sufficient breakfast! equally, if she's only eating a cereal bar for breakfast, no wonder she’s immediately on the hunt for her next snack to fulfil her sugar cravings, because she's literally relying on sugar for energy! granola bars are not the epitome of "health" - especially not when they're followed by funnel cake, huge cinnamon buns with extra icing, dole whip and mickey waffles, all washed down with sugary cocktails and shockingly high-sugar, high-calorie American fanta! and she mentioned that they're not on the dining plan - which i assume means they're only having the occasional meal out - yet in that costco haul she shows, she says that the foods they plan to eat as substitutes for actual meals are just beige snacks - doritos, cheetos, goldfish and sweets! how does any of that constitute a meal?!
equally, that fleeting reference to her possibly giving the kids some fruit - it must be a holiday if fruit is on offer!those kinds of ds are living the DREAM! note how ethan was RABID to eat his chocolate-coated banana, commenting on. how much he loves bananas, which he cleary doesn't get at home! only the rats are treated to the luxury of fruit.
Or if you do as I say you can a get something from the Tat reward boxAh come on get your scrapbook out & I’ll do you a photo cert on excel as a reward
Emma you do not need a nude bag you are not going anywhere why do you need a whole outfit ?!?!!
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