Brummy Mummy #108 Who lives in a hobbit house not by the sea, SpongeBab gusset pants

[Brummiewithanienotay]

Just listening to parenting hell podcast. Learnt more in 5 mins from Rob Beckett about Disney than I have done in two weeks of stories!

 

[Allthecakes]

This is depressing. I wandered into this thread - not really that interested in Insta but I've worked out who she is. I reckon I'm not much smaller than her and now I feel like absolute shit reading some of the comments about her size.

It's not her size folk take issue with. She claims body confidence positivity, always a #size18, yet this is impossible in every item you buy. Yesterday she was proud to be plus size, but the smaller end, she just needs to own her size and be honest on her socials. I dont give a fig but she needs to stop being so deceptive. Her unhealthy lifestyle mainlining sugar and slating exercise is what annoys me more. Sorry you felt bad reading here, that is not anyone's intention.

 

[Lady Doodle]

Why was she signing off on Thursday night (her time) when they don't leave until tomorrow? And then back on her stories this morning updating us on the fact they're doing "not very much" for their last day Yet she's already harping on about going back! You're there now Emma!! Do something interesting FFS!

 

[shazbev]

Nah ..you're ok Bab..I'm not 7 and have a life you know being an adult an all !

 

[GingerWhinger]

Only engages with her son when he’s required for an ad……..

 

[Jossstickjunky]

Can someone explain this weirdarsed shit that a middle aged woman has crushes on animation people/ animals ( Mickey Mouse)

What the actual fuck

I have always wondered this too. A 44 year old woman who has crushes on cartoon characters!
She reminds me of those weirdos who fall in love with inanimate objects such as cars, or the Eiffel Tower!

 

[Misssj80]

Still going on about bloody Colin bloody hell Babs, get a grip and have a shag (bit rude)

 

[whippersnapper]

Can we all have a moment of silence

There . were . no . tit . belts . worn . or . mentioned . in . her . try . on . haul.

Praise Jesus ! ... It's a Fucking Miracle!!! (sorry Jesus)

 

[Booklover]

Take a look at your life Bab, your first thought on waking is posting stories to 1000s of strangers. No wee, face wash, putting a top on, checking on your children or acknowledging your husband next to you! Your first and only thought is Instagram. That is a sad and sorry existence.

 

[SugarSnapBam]

she clearly caught up on tattle and realised that the cowbags had noticed rog had an IG account which was following her and decided she needed to address our speculation that she'd created an account in her dad's name as a way to increase her follower count. ofc it's a total fabrication. there is absolutely no way grandad rog was so keen to watch his daughter flash her nipple and fan her crotch that he decided to create an account to watch that. aneven of he had, i do not believe "proud" is an accurate description of his reaction - far more likely he was mortified, humiliated and ashamed, but that wouldn't provide babs with a "cute" story time.

Emma created it.
It's far too obvious. The account has 1 follower - Babs. The account follows 3 people, Babs, Nannysan, & Bruce Springsteen but not Claire his other, more successful daughter. NannySan & Claire don't follow Rog, & they would. Of course they would

NannySan was also created by Babs, as we've established - again, too obvious as Wet San has two daughters, yet the header only has "proud mom of BrummyMummyof2", not Claire, who is more accomplished, mixes in real fame circles and has won a Bafta. If Wet San had created it, she'd have both of them on her header.

Emma is bonkers, having fake accounts. Also, she may as well delete her BibbidiBobbidiBrum page as she's not posted ANYTHING Disney related on there for months and months. It's defunct, so it's pointless.

 

[GingerWhinger]

The size of the settee, the positioning of the TV unit and the fact that half of the unit is hidden by the settee so not easily accessible is making me really angry .View attachment 1234031

Oh god this annoys me too, the tv should be up on the wall it’s far too big for that unit & room, the unit underneath wouldn’t be necessary & the sofa would fit better. That can not be comfy to watch so close, he’s practically sitting in David Walliam’s lap.

She’s still raging about not being gifted a Sky Glass isn’t she?

 

[WhenITellYou]

Did anyone else think saying "I'm on the smaller end of plus size" was a bit rude to those larger than her? Whether you agree that she is on the smaller end of plus size or not, it came across that she was *shock* not body confident and actually saying "I'm plus size, BUT ONLY JUST!".

 

[Matilda28]

Watched the vlog. I don’t think there is anything wrong with getting up early and going to the parks then chilling out in the afternoon if I went to Disney it is probably how we would do it however I would contrast that with some later mornings and evenings so we got to see everything.
What is so infuriating is Emma’s inability to pack the correct clothes and shoes for somewhere she had already been before. Complains about sore feet she spent a month packing.
Emma is so unfit and has packed on so much extra weight this has really had an impact on her holiday. So out of breath just walking and talking. Will she swallow her pride and address this or keep mainlining sugar until she can no longer walk?
No real information given about a Disney holiday a few bits here and there but there is no way you would watch it you wanted to gain information about Disney.

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

The sad sack has uploaded her first of many Disney vlog's before she's even got back home to Brum

She recorded the intro for it in her bedroom at home, before they'd even left the hobbit house. The first three minutes and 54 seconds are her just yapping for yapping's sake - in her bedroom
The next .. is spent filming herself in the Premier Inn room by Heathrow airport. We see what they ate at Premier Inn - pizza for PUS (filmed), burger & chips with teeny side salad for Erin (filmed), spag bol, beans, chips & sweetcorn for Ethan (not filmed) & chilli, rice & chips for Babs (filmed). Fook me, they love their chips!!!!! She got Erin to film her outfit of the day (aka her ootd) - & she actually said "Erin, will you film my o.o.t.d. for me?" Premier Inn footage time = 8 minutes 20 seconds of Babs yapping about nothing of interest 🥱

Next portion is Heathrow airport departure gate. Riveting. Yapping about nothing - again. Constantly messing with her bloody hair.
Nearly 14 minutes into a 21 minute vlog, we've seen NOTHING of Disney, yet she's had the gall to call this a "Walt Disney World vlog"! It's anything but!
Next is footage clips of them on the plane, where Babs is eating chocolate digestive biscuits before they've even taken off

14 minutes 26 seconds in, filming herself in their hire car saying "we finally made it", moaning about the 11.5 hour flight, en-route to their Art of Animation hotel room, driving through the Disney gates with totally fake whooping and squealing. Yes, not screaming - high pitched squealing. My poor ears

16 minutes and 39 seconds into a 21 minute 9 seconds vlog, they are in their hotel room. They're in a "Cars" room and she's wetting herself that it has two bathrooms. They'd booked an "Ariel" room so she is SHOOKETH!!! She cannot believe it! It has a separate bedroom! (Explains her being able to wake up at 2.30am every morning to post & comment on Instagram, sad cow).
We see a fuzzy out of focus, motion sickness inducing room tour - and that is IT! A 21 minutes and 9 seconds BOREFEST.

Flippin' 'ECK!

@Lady Doodle & other Tattlers who called it - Tingo! to you - she is going to bombard her YouTube channel with multiple Disney vlogs, which will all be shit.

So babs had a separate bedroom, which explains her being able to film stories and doomscroll tattle at 2am, but surely, it also clarifies that steve wasn't sharing a bed with her, otherwise her 2am alarm and incessant fake jet lag chatter would have woken him up every morning - and we would have at least heard him grunt in irritatation. once again, we're back to the never-answered question; where did ste sleep?!

also, did i mishear, or did she explain that ethan's meal - the only one she didn't show in the vlog - was "spaghetti bolognaise, beans, chips and corn on the cob"?! is that not....a bit of an odd combination?!

 

[Gl1tt3rUn1c0rn]

Prediction for tomorrow’s stories

Babs is tired, Babs is so very tired. Woe is Babs for she is so tired. But praise be the kidddos are back to school and 🪜Ste is back to work.

 

[SingSong]

Bab wonders why she has allergies, when her house is that damp that her wallpaper is peeling off

 

[ohyes]

Did Babs write this question herself just so she could answer tattlers question on this very subject

“Because I do a lot of fashion”

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Good one Emma, you dick

 

[Loopybird69]

Why would she give the washing to her mom, who is also taking care of her seriously ill dad? (Babs words not ours), who have also looked after their rodents fee free for the last 2 weeks, just how selfish and self centred is this woman?!

 

[WotsitG1]

This is depressing. I wandered into this thread - not really that interested in Insta but I've worked out who she is. I reckon I'm not much smaller than her and now I feel like absolute shit reading some of the comments about her size.

For me it’s not about her size…it’s about her not being truthful about her size, then acting like she’s body postive! Mainly my issue is her promoting such a unhealthy lifestyle… acting like eating utter crap day in day out is something to joke about and making it seem a normal thing to do!
Im not thin, but I admit my downfalls with my diet and lifestyle and try and better them, educate myself…. I would never try and influence others to take on the unhealthier parts!

 

[Lady Doodle]

They are NOT the same leggings in all of those pics!!!!! They're not even the same length in the summer pics
FFS Emma! Stop with all the lies all of the time!