It’s like if she says she’s a size 18 often enough it must be true.
We have eyes, Emma.
imagine being SO body confident that you define yourself by your clothes size - literally to the point that when you introduce yourself, the first thing you say is "i'm Emma and i'm a size 18" because it's the most interesting thing about you!
"Hi! I'm Emma - but you can call me Em, because it's ME backwards! i'm 44 years old and i'm a size 18!......oh, um, i'm trapped in a loveless marriage with a guy i bullied into proposing, i'm a" great mum" to two toddlers, uh,
kids who i exploit for content and a dog, who was bought solely for content. i wear a size 18 in all the clothes i buy. i'm a manipulative, narcissistic bully - i literally out the ME in Emma - with a history of threatening to smash my husband's face in with my size 18 trotters, and a selection of self-diagnosed mental health conditions which i chose specifically because they earn me lots of attention and sympathy which i
adore almost as much as i convince myself that my husband loves me. i have a private therapist, who i'm super lucky to be able to afford. i am a body confident role model - so confident in my own skin that i literally define myself by my clothes size - and regularly share tips on how best to conceal your gunt - which only apply to people who are a size 18. i have decided that i am pre-menopausal, suffer with allergies and struggle with occasions where i am overwhelmed by the sheer amount of air in my bedroom, but refuse to address my poor physical health and appalling diet of sugar and beige. i don't care if i develop type 2 diabetes, just as long as i'm a size 18 diabetic! they don't have much represention on SM, so i'll be super proud! i have awful personal hygiene, and i dye my own yellow hair. i want to be a fashion influenza, despite basically living in my pyjamas - always a size 18! i have a spending addiction - i hoard tat and fill my wardrobe with size 18 clothes which i never wear
because they're too small. I live in a tiny hobbit house in Brum. oh, and to clarify - i'm a size 18! just in case you wanted to take fashion inspiration from my clashingly patterned, over-grown toddler outfits and need to gauge your size based on my body."
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