Brummy Mummy #108 Who lives in a hobbit house not by the sea, SpongeBab gusset pants

[Lady Doodle]

The psychologist in me is going into overdrive lately with how manic she is and her constant need to "Show off".

There's so many reasons people show off and they're all derogatory!
A lot will be to do with childhood experiences - we all know that Wet San enables Emma, but as a child she was clearly a spoilt brat and her constant showing off proves she's still trying to maintain that level of attention - albeit from strangers! Showing off is also your minds way of trying to improve your image, and you'll only try and improve your image if you think there's something wrong with it. If you really are amazing, and believe others perceive you this way, then you don't need to show off!!!! We only show off when we think others are evaluating us negatively or we are in need of attention.
It's very sad really!
Hope that helps Emma

 

[Rags2Riches]

A win for the cowbags that we actually guilted her into letting her children enjoy a typical Saturday night for kids their age (or she wanted to prove us wrong which is frankly pathetic.)

Also I’ve solved the riddle of how this marriage works. Ste clearly needs glasses.

 

[WhenITellYou]

Why does she feel the need to tell us she's refilming her stories because her mouth was stuck together with spit in the previous ones? Why is she lying about not knowing the day or time, when she immediately goes on to say she needs to get the kids up in and hour because they go back to school today? Why has she, a grown woman with all the time in the world, dumped washing on her mother? Why does she pretend to have such a great bond with her dog when she's clearly terrified to put her hands near it?

Just why?

 

[BonBon27]

Hey Cow Bags! It’s been a while. Babs is doing my head in and I just can’t with her right now. The Florida holiday was an absolute shit show, she’s manic with all the naked morning stories and I couldn’t give a flying fuck what bag she wears with a dress. Like honestly, they’re all crap so what does it matter?? If she wants a nude bag she should just go and buy one. She has nothing but spare time and apparently has endless disposable income so what’s stopping her?!? Plus she knows full well Gareth vs Will was Pop Idol, not X Factor, and she just desperately wants 100 people to reply to her story about it so she can claim masses of engagement. Erin used this morning to get some sympathy, halfway to Halloween is not a thing, she’s still lying so much she doesn’t even know what’s true and what isn’t and she’s a knob. So yeah, same old!!

 

[HaggisInMyBin]

I had friends over last night and am subsequently hungover to fuck. The last thing I needed to see this morning was her flabby tits pointing in different directions. Why does she think this is acceptable behaviour??? Put me off my McDonald breakfast. I’m now considering hair of the dog and a bit of vodka in each eyeball.

 

[Nemodory]

Her dad was proud of her gross stories of fanning her fetid foof, peeing out the side of her gusset and encouraging a foot fetishist?!

They really are a strange bunch!

 

[WelshMummy]

I had to take a few days off from this as I cannot stand this woman. Her poor kids, my daughter is nearly seven, it’s spring break here and we went to the theatre last night, she was up until midnight by the time we got home, but it was worth it. She loved every second, and slept in. Babe you are the most selfish despicable woman I have ever known or heard of. You truly deserve those beautiful children to be taken from you. Your emotional abuse of Ethan and continual posting of them knowing their are on porn sites and going to be bullied is nothing short of criminal.

 

[somekindausername]

her left foot looks so painful

 

[DLPJG]

I think I've mentioned this before but there's a lot of negativity in everything she posts, her latest insta story being a classic example - it's a nice video of her kids meeting chip and dale but she insists on highlighting the sound of her laughing in the background. In family photos she has to highlight her white legs or a weird face expression. A lovely picture of her kids holding hands is only notable to her because they apparently hate each other. The Peoplemover, probably WDWs tamest ride, is "weird". Why can't anything just be nice?

 

[Maddogsmum]

She does fashion?!!!!??!!! Since when?!!?? She hasn’t got a fashionable bone in her body! She does try ons and the clothes never see the light of day again! She wears the same old shit.
She lies about being a size 18 it’s BLATANTLY obvious she’s bigger than a size 18 her arse is huge!
I don’t give a shit what size anyone wears, I really don’t. BUT she is a fucking liar.
She is NOT a fashion influencer- that is not her target audience. She’s a fat, ugly unfit blob who makes a big deal about being body confident but consistently hides her true size by posing her body, using her kids/handbags/husband to hide her lardiness and makes her husband take photos from different angles to make her look thinner.
She is a fat fucking heifer who lies like other people breathe.

 

[Loopybird69]

Ok. Who called TINGO on madam slobalot mentioning it’s halfway to Halloween?!

And babs for the love of god stop filming stories with your top off.

 

[SugarSnapBam]

Taming Twins has 129k followers on insta now, she’s going to surpass the grellow one in the next few months. Watch Babs get more manic

I don't follow Taming Twins, but I'm going to - to spite the grellow walrus

 

[DLPJG]

Sorry, I’m confused. She keeps saying there will be no more Disney content now she’s back home - what Disney content is she referring to exactly?? Shes spent the last two weeks mostly sharing gross pictures of herself with the bare minimum of actual Disney.

 

[whippersnapper]

Recent vlog - So her family is jet lagged (most likely dehydrated too) and she decides that eating an over priced - dry - cinnamon bun AND water is "the perfect breakfast". Is she that fucking stupid? Your children have been on a plane for 12 hours, are sleep deprived and you are feeding them absolute CRAP because of YOUR unhealthy relationship / emotional attachment with food.

WTF is wrong with her? For the price she paid for those cinnamon buns she could of spent the money on a nutritious breakfast for her kids to start the day off right. And she wonders why she tanked midday ... BEACAUSE OF ALL THE CARBS YOU EAT. Eat more protein you fucking div!

Calling her stupid does not quantify how fucking stupid she is. She is THAT stupid.

 

[Maddogsmum]

There will come a point very soon when Erin doesn't want to share a bed with her brother or Dad.

A holiday like Orlando would be once in a lifetime for most families, she really didn't sell it to me. Looked boring and penny pinching Sandwiches for dinner, Walmart snacks and room picnics. Bed by 7pm, yawn fest.

“Penny pinching” sums it up! I don’t think they had the money that they‘ve had past, to spend on this trip. I think the fact shes not mentioned any restaurants they ate at and she said in the vlog that they didn’t do the Disney eating plan this time, says to me this trip was done on a budget. She will be desperately clawing back every cent she spent on ‘business expenses’ to offset the cost. Either that or she is just a really tight fisted bitch who will only spend money on stuff for HER.

She really is shit at her job because actually she could have been upfront and said ‘ hey guys due to the pandemic etc we’re doing this trip on A tight budget so I’m going to show you have you can still have a magical time at Disney whilst on a budget’. Now THAT would be top quality content, BUT that would require a lot of pre trip research, coupon hunting etc etc and we all know a Emma is far too lazy for that!
She manages to miss such obvious opportunities every single time for good content and just dishes up the same repetitive boring CRAP!

 

[Stickladylove]

If she’s such a sample size 18 across all shops, everywhere, why does she need to “pray to god” that just one dress fit her; surely they will all fit her as #size18? Also; why does she need yet another piece of crap, unethically made, ill fitting clothing?!

 

[Unicorn_Poop]

Can’t imagine my Dad being proud of the fact I’d worked out how to shift me knickers to the slide to have a pish

 

[Acorncollecter]

Fuck off Mary you absolutely sad sack

 

[Allusernamesiputinaretook]

Dogs face says how we all feel

poor Margot hasn’t grown into the instacute puppy I’m sure they hoped she would be…..she looks scruffy and rangy all the time poor thing and looks bloody miserable

 

[ohyes]

Fuck off you fucking sad wee bawbag