Brummy Mummy #108 Who lives in a hobbit house not by the sea, SpongeBab gusset pants

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Maddogsmum

She spat that sweet potato out as soon as she filmed it! No way would she eat anything even vaguely healthy.
Ethan is a really sweetie and SO much better on screen than Erin! ( not her fault-ruined by her bitch of a mother).
 
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shazbev


Whoa Bab....maybe drink less cocks mid afternoon...noone needs to hear your pass/agg mumblings. Take your own advice and go ....for good .
 
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SugarSnapBam

Angechicken said:
Did Babs write this question herself just so she could answer tattlers question on this very subject
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"Not much rep of size 18 on here, so I'm super proud"?!!!!! Is she fucking joking?!! She's OBLIVIOUS to other, far more successful Instawankers who are plus size, isn't she?....
...and - she "does a lot of fashion"???

I just adore Rosie Henshaw Babs is no competition, is she?

Omg I just DARE Babs to do that If/when she does, it's concrete proof for us that "Rog's account" is 100% Babs pretending to be her dad (we know it's her, regardless).
 
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DaysOfSpeed

An 11 year old shouldn’t have social media to have a status on, don’t they all have an age limit of 13?
 
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justplaintired

She’s pissed as a fart in that reel .. and passive aggressive much but she also seems manic, her mental stability is shocking. I’m not joking she really needs help and not just with her feet
 
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Loopybird69

The groupon counsellor needs to have the next few weeks off or she’s gonna need therapy
 
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Lady Doodle

DaysOfSpeed said:
An 11 year old shouldn’t have social media to have a status on, don’t they all have an age limit of 13?
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It's probably her status on WhatsApp which my 11 year old uses, she said she was allowed WhatsApp when she turned 11
 
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AliceInWanderLost

hattie20 said:
It’s like if she says she’s a size 18 often enough it must be true.

We have eyes, Emma.
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imagine being SO body confident that you define yourself by your clothes size - literally to the point that when you introduce yourself, the first thing you say is "i'm Emma and i'm a size 18" because it's the most interesting thing about you!

"Hi! I'm Emma - but you can call me Em, because it's ME backwards! i'm 44 years old and i'm a size 18!......oh, um, i'm trapped in a loveless marriage with a guy i bullied into proposing, i'm a" great mum" to two toddlers, uh, kids who i exploit for content and a dog, who was bought solely for content. i wear a size 18 in all the clothes i buy. i'm a manipulative, narcissistic bully - i literally out the ME in Emma - with a history of threatening to smash my husband's face in with my size 18 trotters, and a selection of self-diagnosed mental health conditions which i chose specifically because they earn me lots of attention and sympathy which i adore almost as much as i convince myself that my husband loves me. i have a private therapist, who i'm super lucky to be able to afford. i am a body confident role model - so confident in my own skin that i literally define myself by my clothes size - and regularly share tips on how best to conceal your gunt - which only apply to people who are a size 18. i have decided that i am pre-menopausal, suffer with allergies and struggle with occasions where i am overwhelmed by the sheer amount of air in my bedroom, but refuse to address my poor physical health and appalling diet of sugar and beige. i don't care if i develop type 2 diabetes, just as long as i'm a size 18 diabetic! they don't have much represention on SM, so i'll be super proud! i have awful personal hygiene, and i dye my own yellow hair. i want to be a fashion influenza, despite basically living in my pyjamas - always a size 18! i have a spending addiction - i hoard tat and fill my wardrobe with size 18 clothes which i never wear because they're too small. I live in a tiny hobbit house in Brum. oh, and to clarify - i'm a size 18! just in case you wanted to take fashion inspiration from my clashingly patterned, over-grown toddler outfits and need to gauge your size based on my body."
 
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Tippingpoint23

If I was one of the Es and my slob of a mother ate my Easter egg I’d be pretty pissed off. I know they have so much and want for nothing but they are their eggs given to them and Emma can’t show restraint enough to not shove them in her gob.
 
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kizzy

She looks like she's trying to push out a massive shit.
 
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Allthecakes

Have we had the 'eeeek!' post of Louis Theroux being on Celebrity Bake Off yet??? She'll do some innuendo involving choux buns
 
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Barnabybear

"Shoud I just go?"

Yes please, and don't let the door hit you on your #size18 (22/24) arse on the way out.
 
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chipstick

Allthecakes said:
Have we had the 'eeeek!' post of Louis Theroux being on Celebrity Bake Off yet??? She'll do some innuendo involving choux buns
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Absolutely no way is Emma classy or intelligent enough to talk about choux buns.

Soggy bottoms, on the other hand...
 
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