Brummy Mummy #107 Keep Babs’ name out your (Donald) Ducking mouth

SugarSnapBam said:

Yes I'm a parent Emma, to two adult children and I have NEVER "resorted to" kids Calpol in my entire life. I take paracetamol tablets like a big girl and ensure I always have some to hand, even abroad. By the way, your kids have outgrown lots of things you still make them do and taking fucking Calpol syrup is one of them, you massive twat.

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To be fair... I always opt for calpol or cheaper variations as I can't swallow adults as a normal adult

livelurklove said:

View attachment 1207479Why is her 11 year old daughter dressed like a 4 year old? That poor girl is going to get annihilated at high school and it will be all Bab’s doing.

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Is this a Tattle TINGO? Spongebabs

Why do the Babettes even bother commenting? She clearly has no interest in conversing with them.



What do those claps even mean? Babette then comments on how Babs has made her feel more positive about herself (I don't think it's for the reasons you think, Babs) and all she does is like it.

WhenITellYou said:

Why do the Babettes even bother commenting? She clearly has no interest in conversing with them.

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What do those claps even mean? Babette then comments on how Babs has made her feel more positive about herself (I don't think it's for the reasons you think, Babs) and all she does is like it.

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The noise her hanging baps make when she plods along?!

somekindausername said:

The noise her hanging baps make when she plods along?!

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Boom, snap, clap...

Allthecakes said:

Boom, snap, clap...

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I read that to the tune of Boom Clap by Charli XCX… “boom clap the sound of my baps”

Why is ste off to the Hagrid ride without Ethan? Did I miss something? Surely he'd love a morning of rides with his dad without the grellow one shoving a camera in his face and posing the whole time.

WhenITellYou said:

It would appear that Babs has given herself a headache after consuming even more sugary snacks (and of course she ridiculed Ethan for what he chose). Fear not, however, as she has opted for *sugar free* Calpol to tide her over until her next hit.

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Am I the only one at first glance thought this was a condom wrapper (how very rude of me)

so much for babs' claiming ethan wakes up too early and having to keep him entertained with dollarstore toddler colouring books! 7.30am and babs is wide awake "waiting for ethan to wake up", while steve and erin are already at the park! she will take any possible opportunity to moan and complain about that poor boy - i imagine he woke up early once and babs jumped on the chance to "role" her eyes and whinge about the sheer inconvenience, despite the fact that she is the one awake at 2am every morning!

I think she knows exactly what she’s doing with the nipple flash/whale dance. Use it to get attention like “Colin”…. And repeatly use it over and over to make out she gets sooo much male attention. Especially over the cracking rack!
Do us all a favour ste and stick her one…. Womens like a dog in heat!

Even by Babs standards she has made Universal look so crap!!! I bet they leave and go back to Disney today and she's done hardly anything And she almost sounds bored and ready to go home on those last stories! She's a fucking melt!

Lady Doodle said:

Even by Babs standards she has made Universal look so crap!!! I bet they leave and go back to Disney today and she's done hardly anything And she almost sounds bored and ready to go home on those last stories! She's a fucking melt!

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She looks so unhealthy. Yellow and sweaty. I’m overweight but if my skin looked like that I’d be worried

Loopybird69 said:

Never in my life have I had childrens calpol. Just throw a box of paracetamol in your bag, twat or here’s a thought maybe sunstroke with alcohol consumption gives you bad headaches try hydrating with fucking water not some sugary crap.

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For someone who bleats on about her organisational skills, she is very disorganised!

So many questions …

Haven’t we already seen that Hagrid/Ste photo on this trip already?

Also are the Babettes that simple minded that they genuinely keep laughing about “Colin” after probably the 12th exact same joke?

Did Babs pack the exact number of pants for each day she’s there? So when she has a shower she’s just putting her dirty pants back on?

Maddogsmum said:

Yes exactly it’s really easy! They even have little boxes of detergent in a vending machine for God’s sake in most of the laundry rooms in hotels etc if she didn’t want to buy it at Target!
So she can wash her chub rub shorts but apparently not her knickers?!
I mean I bet she’s lying about not having enough knickers but if it IS true wouldn’t you just go to Target/ Walmart and buy a pack if you’re that bothered?!

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if i'm not mistaken, i'm fairly sure babs mentioned that it was possible to wash your clothes while at Disney during one of her packing vlogs, so she obviously knows it's an option! she's just desperate to mimic KDIL's vile content, and clearly thinks that telling the babettes she'll be parading around Disney wearing either dirty, sweaty pants or no pants - along with the photos of her fanning her sweaty crotch, posing with her skirt above her head and rolling around in a swimming costume flashing her "cracking rack" all while surrounded by families and children - is the way to lure in a whole crowd of Colin-type followers, which seems to be the audience she's now aiming for.

i mean, i detest KDIL and the vulgar photos and stories she shares, but at least she doesn't post crass content on her grid amongst photos of her children! she may still moan about her kids and they will undoubtedly be bullied in the future as a result of her behaviour, but if they walked past me in the street, i wouldn't recognise them. meanwhile, babs is sharing photos of ethan smiling adorably with his wand smack bang inbetween reels of her fanning her vagina and flashing her nipple. it's totally inappropriate. but yeah babs, you're such a "great mum"!

she's simultaneously sharing content aimed at toddler mums alongside crass KDIL-inspired content, interspersed with faux body confident bullshit and "fashion" reels. it's such a strange mix - she is obviously trying to ascertain which is the most popular amongst her followers, butshe seriously needs to pick a lane in terms of the content she's creating and stick with it.

itsgonnarain1 said:

Here it is. All the comments were defending her ofc https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...logises-joking-smashing-husbands-face-in.html

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Good old blabs and her non apology, apology
Yes if you say this to each other it doesn’t count but guess what gormless it does count when you are an instagrammer paid by companies to promote their goods

somekindausername said:

I read that to the tune of Boom Clap by Charli XCX… “boom clap the sound of my baps”

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Dose she not realise that "Colin" that comments on her feet is probably the same dirty perv that looks at her kids photos on porn sites?

Still laughing now Emma?

Considering Universal have gifted her tickets she has done f*** all in terms of promoting them as a place of interest. There is so much to see and do across the parks, hotels and City Walk and we have seen her headboard, her tits and poor Ethan with a wand!!!!
Even if her content was only based around Harry Potter she could have shown the two different villages, the Hogwarts Express and Hogwarts itself in all its glory. A trip to Honeydukes was surely on the cards for Babs and her sweet .
She is utterly vile and a shit influencer

somekindausername said:

I read that to the tune of Boom Clap by Charli XCX… “boom clap the sound of my baps”

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I'm showing my age here, but I read that to the tune of "hoedown throwdown" from the Hannah Montana movie..

"Boom boom clap, boom de clap de clap.."

As you were