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…..Unfortunately you are suggesting stuff to someone with the brain function of a gnatShe can just about manage a two word response to her dim fans on line, can you imagine what that meet up was like
Young mum with toddler: “ hi blabs you’re a mother of toddlers, what would you suggest as a healthy snack for my little Freddie”
Blabs: panic stricken, eyes bulging searching wildly for her mummy to rescue her …. She then mumbles and points into the distance “ oh look a seahorse, must go” … cue blabs scuttling off sweating
She’s proper delusionalOK............
God she’s such a twit. You CAN’T be a size 18 in every dress, or a size 16 in every T shirt. It’s all a load of absolute crap. Whether you’re a general size 8 or size 28 you can’t possibly have only one size in your wardrobe. You just can’t. It’s not how women’s clothing works! I have sizes 10-14, I have small and medium and large. I don’t care really (I mean, I’ll be honest - last year when I got into a size 10 for the first time in my adult life I did have a little smug moment of joy, I’m only human!) It’s just about clothes that you like wearing. Babs can get to duck.OK............
BABTISEDespecially because a condition of being allowed entry into the event will undoubtedly have been "show your ticket and let me sniff your baby's head" - and if any guest dared to refuse to hand over their child to the stinking grellow one, babs would immediately label them a hater - because who wouldn't want their baby sniffed by kween babs, it's a true privilege to have their child babtised by babs the child catcher's giant hooter - she'd set wet san the bouncer on them, and have them kicked out! steve was obvs busy at work, so she couldn't rely on him to scare them off with his glare.
BABTISED!!! Just brilliant 
Imagine the breath? It would be like Jafar in that scene from Aladdinall she'd need to do is bare her huge yellow gnashers, and she'd scare anyone off!
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Please tell me that these people are just taking the piss with their comments
If your child said that, you’ve failed as a parent for even letting your child look at content like that.
……….is she manifesting or something……it’s like if she repeats it enough times it must be true……….
……….bad news babs - you’re bleeping delusional!
……….bad news babs - you’re bleeping delusional!
Monki don't do sizes by number so she's defo lying about being an 18 there!OK............
I went to a mummy one at John Lewis - my friend booked it (no checking police files
) as we had all recently had babies and it was free. We used to meet quite regularly at John Lewis for free cake on the app anyway but we went as she had always said previously about goodie bags so we went along to see if there was any good freebies but alas no freebies 
. It was just groups sat round tables chatting whilst she popped round the room, asking what other influencers we liked showing no real interest in anything tbh. Wet San was there and showed zero interest in our babies despite blabs claiming she loved kids. There was people who came without kids to see her too (weird) in the end we sacked it off and went for a nice pub lunch with the babies and then my friend introduced me to tattle and the rest is history I swear to actual god blabs and her mum have fake accounts and write this tripePlease tell me that these people are just taking the piss with their comments
What 12 year old would firstly, spend more than 1 min being forced to look at gormless and secondly they only talk like that in Enid Blyton books or scripts off Home and Away so duck off blabs
Does anyone else remember when M&S used to size their clothes as 8-10 12-14 16-18 20-22 etc? That's because no real woman is one bleeping size!!! She's an absolute idiot the way she bangs in about her size!!
Emma, you are fat! Over Weight. Large. Plus size. Call it whatever you like but own who and what you are! No shame! Just bleeping own it!
Emma, you are fat! Over Weight. Large. Plus size. Call it whatever you like but own who and what you are! No shame! Just bleeping own it!
Yeah a 12 year old deffo said that. And then the whole street came out of their doors and clapped and Putin phoned and said "fair do's you've inspired me to turn myself in" .Please tell me that these people are just taking the piss with their comments
If I even try and show my daughter a tiktok that I think she would find funny she tells me to leave her alone and stop being a Karen.
Yes, and it used to annoy me as I was more of a 14-16(now more 16-18) so 12-14 tended to be too small and 16-18 slightly too big
How can every T-shirt be one size? Every dress one size? Everything one size? I have clothes in my wardrobe ranging from a 6-14 which all fit me. You cannot just be ONE size Emma. Grow up.
Where as I preferred it as I've always said I'm a "15" so 14-16 fitted me perfectly,,,,,, proving all of our points that NOBODY is one sizeYes, and it used to annoy me as I was more of a 14-16(now more 16-18) so 12-14 tended to be too small and 16-18 slightly too big
Wasn't there something else she was doing today? A meeting? Something like that. Maybe she had another meeting with btec Paul and he has binned her off?
We can hope She’s probably out at yet another freebie theatre show or something. Although would love it if btec Paul had binned here off - maybe the millionth repeat of her fishing for compliments was the last straw.Wasn't there something else she was doing today? A meeting? Something like that. Maybe she had another meeting with btec Paul and he has binned her off?
The bottom comment is utter bull tit.Please tell me that these people are just taking the piss with their comments
The Putin comment made me crease
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