Brummy Mummy #104 We are Anonymous, we infiltrate Zoom

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To be fair, it was behind her head, she moved it to cover up he neck/chins fat! Looked like a cleavage at the bottom of her neck 🤣
yeah, she's SO body confident that the moment she noticed her neck looked like cleavage - or, as she described, "a neck bum" 🤦🏻‍♀️ - note how she immediately grabbed her teddy to ensure it was concealed - in the exact same. way she'll grab ethan/an ugly designer handbag/literally anyone within reach to conceal her gunt! feeling a little insecure, babs?! 🤣 #notbodyconfident
 
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The only reason that many have gone is because they are getting into sealife for free
 
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That sea life photo she has shared on her grid shows that there is no way she is a size 18.

Also, she was posting about how lovely the meet up WAS at 12pm! What, is that it? It's finished? Who finishes a day out at 12pm?!!
 
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Yep still signed up unless she works out who I am and kicks me off 🤣 I think I posted a few threads ago that she’d emailed about the meet up then on her IG stories she may have apologised for tickets going so fast, can’t 100% remember so don’t quote me 😭 She probably didn’t speak about in her stories as she didn’t want it to be hacked, she didn’t want balaclava people turning up at the sea life centre! 🤣😂

She may shake it up by stopping meeting with moms of friggin toddlers!! The pictures look weird tbh, she’s on her own. She could have took her kids on a weekend but no. She just looks so odd as a grown woman in the middle of those babies and toddlers. Her daughter is nearly in high school fgs!! Get a grip Emma, if she does “night outs” for moms and non-moms, I may take one for the team 🤪
I don’t expect you are the only Tattler who’s not unsubscribed from the grellow one’s newsletter. Given that many Tattlers originally followed her and migrated here means there may be one or two more of us (at least). #JustSayingBabs #GetThosePoliceFilesOut 😜
 
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You're right though, it's weird holding this meet up when your kids are much older and aren't even there .

I scanned the photo to see if I recognised anyone , nope , didn't recognise anyone. Thank goodness.
 
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There’s a meet up today? Unless I missed something I hadn’t heard about it before today? Where did she advertise that?
Exactly what I was thinking! Clearly she has contacted people privately to let them know about it and not mentioned it on her insta to prevent any infiltration by her enemies 😂

Her mothers going 😂 I know it’s a mummy meet up but come on. That’s the equivalent of two grown adults using the parent & child spaces. Ffs why does she constantly need her hand held?
In case there are any evil ‘trolls’ there of course 😂
 
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You hear that?

No it’s not the scraping of a barrel, it’s the scraping of a Marmite jar.

Love it or Hate it. Was that an advert or did my original creative influencer mind just come up that?
 
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I don’t know what’s worse...
Babs holding meet ups
People turning up to meet ups
Or childless people turning up to meet ups??
It’s all odd and weird at this point
 
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Yes, its what brought me here 😬😬😬 she was rude and obnoxious
I'm sure people have said she barely spoke to anyone just hid in a corner with the wets and let other people befriend one another
 
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That meet up really does look tragic. If she still wants to provide an event for mum's with young kids to make friends, then fair enough- but why are they so sporadic?? Like everything else she does in her life, its for content.
 
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You're right though, it's weird holding this meet up when your kids are much older and aren't even there .

I scanned the photo to see if I recognised anyone , nope , didn't recognise anyone. Thank goodness.
wow. that photo she's shared literally screams "give up!" it's beyond cringe to look at a photo of a childless babs - mother of tweens - posing awkwardly with a crowd of mothers with their babies and toddlers and pushchairs, because she's so desperate to remain "relevant" that she's dragging out the brummymummy toddler meet-ups despite the fact her daughter is basically in secondary school! the mother's are all - understandably - focused on their infants, and then there's babs - posing centre stage, beaming at the camera with her standard slimming "body confident" pose - one-foot-in-front-of-the-other, turned to the side with her handbag concealing her gunt! wet san the bodyguard is standing by her side, scouting the area for potential trolls and literally standing right in front of a mother, blocking out the little boy's face! just like babs - intent on stealing the limelight! 🤦🏻‍♀️

it's bleeping embarrassing that babs started these meet-ups with other toddler mums because she was a lonely mum of toddlers, yet seven years later she's still organising them, basking in the praise she receives for donating other people's money to the children's hospital, and dragging wet san along to hold her hand, as though SHE'S the toddler, accompanying her own mother to the event! i assume wet san is there to help console her and prevent public tantrums and meltdowns from the "tantrum throwing expert" - especially after hackgate!

those toddler mums don't give a duck about meeting kween babs - despite her self-perceived celeb status! they're simply taking advantage of an opportunity to meet other local toddler mums and take their kids to enjoy a trip to the sealife centre at the bargain price of £2! it's painfully obvious that no-one is there to see babs, although i imagine she's parading round with a sharpie in her trotter, all prepared to sign autographs! she's literally met up with a collection of mothers who have taken their kids to see the sharks - having to witness babs in the wild is worth a cheap day out!

ffs babs, just give up. either adapt and grow and put some effort into creating content that reflects your life as a mother of a nine and eleven year old, or quit SM and disappear into the background. she's just a washed-up influenza wannabe, desperate for the fleeting five minutes of "success" she achieved when she first quit teaching. 🤦🏻‍♀️
 
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I find these meet ups really weird at this point! I can understand when she had toddlers and tried to make it like a mums and tots group type thing. Her kids are at school now so surely a lot of her audience with kids at school will be working an actual job, not swanning round drinking coffee with Babs?! What will they even talk about?! I'm so intruiged...
Probably already been said (been super busy at Hubs workplace today, end of tax year looming and all that shizzle, so not caught up on all comments yet), but I reckon she sees these meetups as a fan club now, & she cannot resist being Queen BeeBabzzzz 👸🐝 in her own little hive. Centre of attention, just how she likes it. Sad cow.

Fancy taking your mum as a bodyguard 🙄🙄🙄🙄
Effective, though - she'd scare anybody off 😂
 
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This is what I don’t understand, her entire career was built around her kids being toddlers and rather than think “oh my kids are growing up so the kids of my audience will be as well” and move into age appropriate content (e.g. stay at home mum meet-ups twice a month where parents of kids the same age as hers could get together and chat over cake given how she loves cake).

Instead, she’s promoting this creepy child catcher vibe of wanting to sniff other people’s babies!

Hell, keep the baby meet ups going. Organise them, have your name all over them if you want, but don’t go to them when you have nothing to offer. What does she understand of trying to socialise toddlers during a pandemic? duck and all!
 
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That sea life photo she has shared on her grid shows that there is no way she is a size 18.

Also, she was posting about how lovely the meet up WAS at 12pm! What, is that it? It's finished? Who finishes a day out at 12pm?!!
Because Babs has to be home to have sufficient slob out time with Netflix before the toddlers kids are home from school. All that walkity walking around the sealife place (or whatever the duck they did) must have exhausted her!
 
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I live in Birmingham and have a toddler who would fit in to the age bracket for these meet ups. I always scan the photos and pray I don’t see anyone I know there. As that would definitely have to be the end of our friendship 🤣
My daughter is 27 (all others are early twenties or teenagers) if wet San can go as she’s babs mom can I take my daughter?! I mean I’m harsh and quick witted with sarcasm but ky daughter puts me to shame 😂
 
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I’m on a roll now, but imagine how much easier lockdown would have been for her and her kids if she’d progressed the meet-ups to be appropriate to the age of her kids and her original audience!

They could have done park meet-ups, cinema trips (booking an entire cinema is not as expensive as it sounds), ice skating, basically anything that was age appropriate for her kids. For years her kids could have been making friends outside of school and then during the height of the pandemic she could have done virtual meet-ups with quizzes etc that would have kept her kids socialising (nevermind anyone else’s), and given people a bit of joy.

She’s so half arsed about this career that she will never be as popular as Louise Pentland.
 
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