She SIGNED IT
She's a celebrity, dontchaknow. God, she's such a massive bellend narcissist .Guess who else went into their local Asda store and started signing the copies of their book that were on the shelf until staff stopped them?... None other than Babs' revolting mentor Knee Deep In Life.I watched this film Young Adult years ago where in one scene an author of failing book series goes into the bookstore and tries to sign all the books because it “adds value to their stock” and gets told no as once signed then they can’t send them back to the publisher because it’s not going to sell…
I feel like that scene actually came to life today
Pop in and ask.......I may be overthinking this but I wouldn't be surprised if Bab took a copy of her book ,signed, into the bookshop demanding it be displayed in the window...OR Bab stomped in on seeing it in the window ,Sharpie at the ready demanding she signed it as she's a famous/infamous ( illiterate ) author...doncha know. Something doesn't sit right purely as I know the shop and they very much advocate literacy for children and young adults. Omg it's just hit me...they thought the pamphlet had been written by a child as it's so simple and allowed her to sign it as they were in shock ..not awe..in the presence of such an amazing author
nope, there was definitely a post implying that Lucy had been laid to rest in her favourite woods. she wrote - and apologies for the arbitrary and unnecessary splattering of full stops
- "had a special time yesterday saying goodbye to Lucy for a bit of closure. we took her to her favourite place by her first house. where she spent many an hour roaming around." I may be overthinking this but I wouldn't be surprised if Bab took a copy of her book ,signed, into the bookshop demanding it be displayed in the window...OR Bab stomped in on seeing it in the window ,Sharpie at the ready demanding she signed it as she's a famous/infamous ( illiterate ) author...doncha know. Something doesn't sit right purely as I know the shop and they very much advocate literacy for children and young adults. Omg it's just hit me...they thought the pamphlet had been written by a child as it's so simple and allowed her to sign it as they were in shock ..not awe..in the presence of such an amazing author
I’m surprised she didn’t get asked to leave for vandalising stock because let’s face it no one would know who she was….. but let’s also face it no reputable bookshop would stock that utter 
either. You’re right something doesn’t add up 
interesting how she didn't share photos of herself marching tk maxx proudly clutching a pen in her trotter to sign all the discounted copies of her "book baby" when it was relegated to the bargain bin!
She only did that because Louise does it!She SIGNED IT
She should be going around bargain bin bookshops and dumping that awful excuse of a book, not signing it. 8 year old children create better poetry than that tripe she churned out. She should be bleeping embarrassed about that printed rubbish. It's shameful!
Lucy must have been an absolute tit person in another life. Imagine being a dog that gets adopted by the gruesome twosome Ste and Grotbabs. Then even when you die you’re then shoved on a shelf of tat forced to watch lardarse sit on the sofa for 14 hours a day watching Heinz soup and watching Sister Wives.nope, there was definitely a post implying that Lucy had been laid to rest in her favourite woods. she wrote - and apologies for the arbitrary and unnecessary splattering of full stops
obvs that clearly gives the impression that Lucy's ashes were scattered in the woods, when actually it was seemingly just an excuse to go out on a tat haul to leave a box of non-degradable plastic tat in the woods, and to take photos for content. Lucy's ashes were obvs then shoved on babs' bookcase of tat - babs is a total hoarder, of course she's not gonna scatter Lucy's ashes when she can add them to the clutter of her hobbit house!
