Brummy Mummy #102 Should have gone to Spec.. sorry, Barcelona

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Just sticking in my two penneth worth while I'm on my break - I don't think she smokes. She eats way too much to be a Smoker 🤷‍♀️
 
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Let's just take a moment to remember this. This highlights how little involvement she has with her children's routines on a daily basis.
This highlights just how much she doesn’t do, why would you show that?
It’s also like she’s a different person. I haven’t watched any of the other older vlogs but she seems a lot less manic and like she’s trying a bit harder. She needs to give it up and get something more meaningful in her life.
 
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If not Emma then Ste's second hand smoke is certainly having unprecedented affects on her chest and cough. Could is be she's allergic to that? Ask your allergy specialist Babs!
Surely she'd need to be nearer than the opposite sofa though? 😄

I’m cross , yesterday she was going on and on about no pressure on world book day ( kept what her children were going as , so competitive )
Why not do a video showing a few easy ideas and tips rather than showing off .. tut
This involves effort from Babs.
 
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WTF is up with the crotch shot? 😳

I'm surprised we didn't catch a glimpse of moths or bats flying out ... now THAT would have been entertaining.
 
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right, so we're supposed to believe that the siblings who argue and fight so badly and constantly that they cannot be left unsupervised together chose to use world book day as an opportunity to dress as characters from the same book? okay, babs. 👌🏻

or was it more of an enforced "twinning" on the basis that it's erin's last ever world book day at primary school and a duo costume will provide more engaging content? i can't actually believe that eleven year erin was happy to turn up at school dressed as her brother's wife - let alone actually agreed to it! i imagine she was bribed with more than the usual reward box tat!

and why was she moaning specifically about ethan's costume when both kids needed face paint applied this morning?! any excuse to complain about the poor kid. 😔
 
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I really didn't need to see the yellow / grey ones vag this morning. What on earth is she doing? She's getting stranger every with every reel.
Planning a move to Only Fans by the look of it

Yes - that makes sense
I'll stick to my mundane life with less days out. It truly takes a desperate twit to swap privacy and happiness for a couple of free holidays
Ive mentioned it before but in an old job we had her rate card for adverts and for her to do a YouTube video as an ad she wanted £5,000 🤣. That was about five years ago and her numbers are higher now. For an Instagram story she was charging over £1000.
 
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right, so we're supposed to believe that the siblings who argue and fight so badly and constantly that they cannot be left unsupervised together chose to use world book day as an opportunity to dress as characters from the same book? okay, babs. 👌🏻

or was it more of an enforced "twinning" on the basis that it's erin's last ever world book day at primary school and a duo costume will provide more engaging content? i can't actually believe that eleven year erin was happy to turn up at school dressed as her brother's wife - let alone actually agreed to it! i imagine she was bribed with more than the usual reward box tat!

and why was she moaning specifically about ethan's costume when both kids needed face paint applied this morning?! any excuse to complain about the poor kid. 😔
Maybe she's tried to twist it into something cute but I bet there was arguing. I bet the eldest suggested this character then the youngest insisted that's what they wanted too. There's probably resentment flying all over the place
 
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She's such a hypocrite and full of tit. No pressure for WBD, my arse. I don't do homemade birthday cakes but I can do the outfits for WBD, except you haven't. You've bought them from Amazon and added your standard clown paints. Why not encourage them to use what they already have and get creative, oh that's right, it'll eat into Netflix time.
 
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interestingly, babs' old vlog posts highlight that there was a point in time when she fully understood the concept of being different clothes sizes in different shops. sure, she was FUMING that she didn't fit into a size 16 in topshop - this was obvs a while ago, before she was claiming to be a size 18 plus-size body confident role model 🤦🏻‍♀️ - when she could fit into a size 12 in wallis. fully aware of vanity sizing and the variation of sizes depending on shop/brand/style - sure, she's still enraged by the fact that others may fit into smaller sizes because she is the KWEEN of body shaming anyone who does jet look exactly like her - but i wonder what happened to cause her to reach a point where she started denying that she could ever be any size other than a size 18? she seemingly coped with "sizing up" from a 16 to an 18, yet accepting she is now a size 20 or above is entirely incomprehensible and unacceptable! i wonder if it was the change from fitting into "standard" sizing to plus sized clothing and d coding she could use th body confidence movement to her advantage, but that she would never, ever exceed the lowest-possible plus size - y'know, since she bases her entire identity and self-worth on her clothes size!

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Affiliate links can be "pay per click" (not a very good earner unless your following is huge, around 1% per set number of clicks) or "acquisition clicks" (almost every retailer uses this model, & they pay between 10-25% per click that ends in a purchase). Babs following is relatively small compared to the likes of Hinch & Solomon, so her acqui.clicks probably garner 10%.
So, if a babette clicks & buys a dress for £20, Babs gets £2, & if a babette buys 5 dresses for £20 each, Babs gets £10. It doesn't pay as much as an #AD, but if she posted 15 affiliate links per week, & 50 babettes click and spend an average of £2k a week, Babs gets £200 a week. So if she did that, it could bring in £800 a month. I doubt very much the babettes click & spend much, if at all though. However, that coupled with one #AD a month, could bring her around £3.5k per month - then there's all the freebies she gets, too.

No wonder she's desperate to cling onto this "career".
Just catching up so apologies if this has been said but I've heard that whilst influenzas might not earn much from things they aff link, if you follow the link you leave cookies on the website so anytime you purchase anything from that site in the following 30days (or however long cookies remain), the influenza will get a cut so they might not make much from their original post, but could rake it in from other purchases especially if they link things from Amazon as most people buy from there. I'd love to be wrong about this though.
 
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She's such a hypocrite and full of tit. No pressure for WBD, my arse. I don't do homemade birthday cakes but I can do the outfits for WBD, except you haven't. You've bought them from Amazon and added your standard clown paints. Why not encourage them to use what they already have and get creative, oh that's right, it'll eat into Netflix time.
She’s like someone who says they haven’t revised for a test and then sails through it because they actually did! “ No pressure for WBD” means buying 2 outfits (£30??) and then adding facepaints to coordinate your children. No pressure my arse - she was desperate to impress with this for engagement and more fawning from the babettes.
 
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Apologies if this has been posted already, I do try and keep up but don’t always manage it. Is it true that the grid post of her flange flashing reel is the bit with her pants out? I just went on her grid and almost threw up my lunch. Does one choose the part of the reel to be the ‘advertisement’ for it on the grid?! 🤢🤢🤢

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She's such a hypocrite and full of tit. No pressure for WBD, my arse. I don't do homemade birthday cakes but I can do the outfits for WBD, except you haven't. You've bought them from Amazon and added your standard clown paints. Why not encourage them to use what they already have and get creative, oh that's right, it'll eat into Netflix time.
it is such a shame. she makes a huge deal about how much ethan loves costumes and dressing up, and he's obviously a creative kid who enjoys craft activities etc - world book day is the perfect opportunity to encourage his creativity and love of dressing up! but ofc, it's ethan and babs is not about encouraging his hobbies or interests. ethan having idea and wanting to make his own costume - or at least contribute to its creation - would be a massive irritation to babs. there would be loads of eye "roles" and ethan would be made to feel like he was an inconvenience, as always. she wants to put in as little effort as possible, while simultaneously making out she put in loads of effort so she can brag about how she is a "great mum" and recieve endless validation to reassure her - because deep down, she knows damn well she isn't. she literally glue-gunned shreddies to a pre-purchased beard, painted on some bushy eyebrows - obvs using her own caterpillars for inspiration - a few grey squiggly lines as wrinkles and plastered the usual clown-like blusher all over the kids' cheeks - "twinning" with her own over-usage! that's it. it's not like she whacked out a sewing machine and hand-made costumes for the kids - which is what you'd expect, the way she's bragging about it! and since when did both the kids love the twits? ime, i don't doubt that they like roald dahl, but we hear regularly that ethan's favourite book is harry potter! or is that only when it suits babs, in terms of getting #gifted trips and freebies?

it's exactly the same as last year, when babs demanded excessive amounts of praise for using purple facepaint to colour erin's face, blue hair spray and painted her nails blue, while for ethan, she painted on grey wrinkles - exactly the same as this year - stuck a fake moustache on his face and sprinkled his hair with talc. their "costumes" were regular clothes. and sure, it's great the kids were happy, but babs making out she put so much effort tinto their costumes when in actuality, she simply dragged herself out of he rout slightly earlier and involved herself in the school routine. she will be FUMING if neither of the kids win "bets outfit" this year. ethan won last year, and obvs babs took full credit, as it was obviously her face painting "skills" which made HER an "award winner". i have no doubt that steve had a busy evening designing her a demanded excel certificate! 🤣
 
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