Not going to lie but the Day 2 DLP Slog was an extremely difficult watch. Started to watch it yesterday but got so angry that I needed to sleep on it before deciding to watch the rest. Anyway, here are my lowlights:-
* the endless gluttonous eating which still amazes and disgusts me at the same time.
* being annoyed because the shops had too much stuff for children. Bongo saying “everything is really kiddy”
* whilst queuing for the Webslinger ride, Brog trying to work out how to use her own hands
* the manic duetting and dancing like they are the Disney Jay-Z & Beyoncé
* Brog’s currant on her bottom lip making a full comeback
* Bongo being excited at finding a water station…..which didn’t work!
* losing count of how many shops they went into and the endless use of “cute” “oh I love that” “we already own that” etc. Also how many times did she say “we haven’t bought much” (I’m sure the upcoming predictable Disney Haul brag will show otherwise)
* her amazement at the amount of pictures of Walt Disney…..in a restaurant called Walts. Bongo stating “I wasn’t a fan of the salad” and Borg feeling proud that she’d eaten all her veg
* the excitement at buying a €16 pin….awarded for eating
* Saying they’d be popping back to the room and Bongo’s nasal mumble about “having a nap”…….you literally woke up 4 hours ago!!!!!!
* Borg being constantly out of breath whilst walking and not being able to squeeze her fat pins in Ironman’s boots!!
* Saying at afternoon tea that park days can be really tiring and exhausting therefore you need places like this….on her only full day of their break!!!
* Bagging up cookies and cans of pop like they were kids nicking from a corner shop
* “The parade starts right here” - oh no it doesn’t head
* Bongo chasing Borg across the bridge and laughing like a hysterical kid as she stomped off like a troll. “I’m a child what do you expect?!” ……yes we know
* Lying flat out on the cobblestones….eh???