Day 1
Benji has open heart surgery
Day 2
Brogan stays off social media for one whole day (to show how upset she is)
Day 3
Brogan posts the ‘OHS on the NHS for my BFF’ vlog which highlights include Benji making her a triple fried egg brekkie, Benji having to drive (quick pit stop at Starbys so she can pick up her triple choc twatpuccino), Brogan manically dancing as they enter the hospital entrance whilst Benji struggles with all his/her bags, multiple shots of Brogan forcing tears out as she’s ‘being brave’, gives food reviews of her hospital breakfast, brunch & lunch and her quick mid afternoon snack of a 10 piece KFC bargain bucket.
Day 4
Brogan is tired of giving Benji so much of her time visiting him in hospital so stays at home for a ‘ME Day’ - posts a quick Insta story saying how selfish and lazy Benji is for lying around in bed when she’s sewwww hungry and needs her home chef back asap, goes to the gym….to wash her hair, buys 5 more XXL middle-aged floral dresses from Primark, goes to visit a friend for some moral support but realises she has no mates so returns home with her actual best friend, a giant pasty from Greggs.
Day 5
Benji comes out of hospital tomorrow so instead of tidying the place and making it look nice and clean and comfortable for him, Brogan decides to leave it for him to do, as she thinks he could do with the exercise. At least the helium balloons have just been delivered, however instead of WELCOME HOME they read WELL DONE 100K SUBSCRIBERS LOVE BROGAN!
Day 6
Brogan goes to pick Benji up from hospital. However she arrives a few hours late as she wanted to film her latest Reset/Disney Pins/Rearrange Your Sock Drawer vlog. She eventually turns up, ignores all of the important advice that the doctors give to her about the next few recovery weeks, gets Benji to drive them home, makes him take BonBon for a long 10 mile walk as shes doubled in weight with junk food, then gives him the latest Hello Fresh meal to cook whilst she lays on the sofa playing her latest Disney princess game on her Nintendo switch.
Day 7
Brogan fucks off to WDW…..on a solo trip