Brian Dowling #5 Swollen lips, non stop trips, Aoife seems to be joined to their hips.

[Turmeric123]

Orthurs dance class:
1. HOw to wave your arms like you are being attacked by a swarm of wasps
2. Hair flick and pull jacket down aka fix clothes that are too small (you can partake even if you are wearing clothes that fit you)
3. The lunge and one step forward move used when OrthUr was a backing "dancer" with Girls Aloud
4. Adore yourself in a mirror with an exaggerated arm movement and hair flick *fix clothes step is optional here
5. Letsssss dddoooooooo thisssssss

Right, who is coming?

 

[BridgetJonesWannabe]

You forgot

no. 6 how to make tik toks

 

[Mrs Fluff]

You forgot

no. 6 how to make tik toks

No. 7 the bathroom dance (and selfie)

 

[Turmeric123]

You forgot

no. 6 how to make tik toks

Brian's neices teach him the moves for these

No. 7 the bathroom dance (and selfie)

the mirrors up there wouldnr be able for all that self adoration

 

[Skinner]

Phibrows for Brian today. Costs around €300 for initial treatment and then €200 for a top up on 1 to 4 months. Or where they a freebie for the scrounger.

 

[simplithebEST]

This dance class….. I’d nearly pay just to go and see WHAT kind of people want to learn his dance moves?!?

 

[Lassie don't go home]

This dance class….. I’d nearly pay just to go and see WHAT kind of people want to learn his dance moves?!?

Take one for the team!!!

 

[Darkside]

Qu'est-ce qui se passe? Qu'est-ce qui s'est passé?
Don't forget to scream this at full volume at any small ears that maybe nearby!!!!

 

[Itsjustmesmee]

Phibrows for Brian today. Costs around €300 for initial treatment and then €200 for a top up on 1 to 4 months. Or where they a freebie for the scrounger.

100% freebie otherwise he wouldn't share it, so vain and he had to go all the way into town for it too

 

[Tulipsfromamsterdam]

100% freebie otherwise he wouldn't share it, so vain and he had to go all the way into town for it too

And had to take the train as Orthur is busy regurgitating his same dance moves for the big class next week.

 

[Bidscavan]

Them pair can keep nothing private with the child. Nobody really needs ta see her first spoon of food

 

[tokamosh]

Oh Im so pleasantly surprised, I came here to see people arguing over when a baby should start solids
But by God they’ll soon learn what an absolute bigger dose than bottles it is and that it’ll make noooooo difference to her sleep

 

[Bidscavan]

Oh Im so pleasantly surprised, I came here to see people arguing over when a baby should start solids
But by God they’ll soon learn what an absolute bigger dose than bottles it is and that it’ll make noooooo difference to her sleep

Ah no we're nice on this thread

 

[focusdochas]

Wouldn’t wish post meal spew on anyone but it’s tempting.

 

[Adelemarie]

I was laughing when I saw the big bowlful that they were giving her. I know they have no experience but all a baby takes the first while is a spoon or so. I remember thinking it was hardly worth while the first few weeks. They sure eat loads themselves though

 

[focusdochas]

All my friends do an ice cube amount initially or a piece or two depending on the method used. It’s about exposing them to taste and texture, as any of ye with kids knows.
Surely Brian’s sisters could give guidance from experience.

 

[MiamooMoo]

Please let’s not go mumsnet, I don’t care how much or what they, you, your Neighbour’s or Madonna fed their kids.

 

[focusdochas]

Not my intention at all

 

[Adelemarie]

Same here

 

[MiamooMoo]

Not saying it’s anyone in particular but there are certain topics that send the place into meltdown if comparisons and how to ‘parent’ start
1) boob or bottle
2) weaning
And if it’s graces thread steps a day and now pace