I didn't know about the party but someone told me about it in passing 
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I'm nodding off. No Latin yet as far as I know.
He's so used to spin this is wee buns for him.
He's so used to spin this is wee buns for him.
None of the MPs questioning him seem that competent. I wouldn't have thought it would be difficult to tie him up in lies. But they're all failing.
If this was a boxing match, it would be done... but itās not, so we get to see the odious little bastard squirm and be held to account. Heās gonna blow soon, and itās gonna be glorious
it was Peppa Pigs fault!
No Latin yet...No Hasta La Vista, Baby.
Hope it's Goodnight Vienna. It bleedin' well should be. Farcical to give this Liar airtime.
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Hope it's Goodnight Vienna. It bleedin' well should be. Farcical to give this Liar airtime.
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When he starts smacking the table with his chubby paws he's getting pissed off.
and you know he is really rattled when starts rocking his chair its building up!
He's already saying that, essentially. I'm waiting for one of his supporters to start going on about "Natural Justice" in the house of commons again.
Hear ye 
Hear ye
Johnson is also a bleep for voting Noe!
Conclusion: there is no good in this excuse for a man.
Hear ye Johnson is also a bleep for voting Noe!
Conclusion: there is no good in this excuse for a man.
I see the current Mrs Johnson is pregnant again. She's definitely got the strongest stomach in all England.
Gosh! Imagine Boris Johnson on top of you....š« ...
Let's see how hairy it is.bleeping hell.Do we know whose it is yet?
Carrie kept that well hidden! Looks like you could see it at the Coronation, but I missed her arriving so didnāt see. No idea what she sees in Boris 
Neroli you old cynic. How dare you suggest this upstanding man / saviour of all England / our real PM, cheated out of his job by backstabbers etc etc would do such an underhand thing? 
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Money and power.No idea what she sees in Boris
Isnāt he skint? Hence the totally above board and not remotely dodgy āloanā? And power? Heās only a back bench MP. For now.Neroli you old cynic. How dare you suggest this upstanding man / saviour of all England / our real PM, cheated out of his job by backstabbers etc etc would do such an underhand thing?
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Money and power.
Surely there must be less repulsive shags with more cash. ( Isnāt Zac newly single? ). I honestly think itās a case of like attracting like and sheās as grubby and disgusting as her husband.
That pair are used to keeping things well under wraps..God knows what ghastly name he/she will be lumbered with.Carrie kept that well hidden! Looks like you could see it at the Coronation, but I missed her arriving so didnāt see. No idea what she sees in Boris
Well, the daughter was named after her dad's favourite hobby (Romy Iris).