Boris Johnson #6 Bin fire of the vanities

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Don’t all rush at once to get a copy…He probably sat on the poor thing 🦆
 
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He's in his element with pond life.

RIP Donny. You're saved being reared by a quackpot.
 
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I see Carries bought him two life sized wooden elephants for his 60th 👀
 
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He'll have 2 elephants in the room now.
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Surprised he remembers anything with the amount of benders under his belt 🥴
Hope Waterstone's in Piccadilly are on standby for the book signing? Free cake for everyone?
 
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You know, I wouldn’t be surprised if he was actually going to make a comeback.. this being due to the tit show happening with the conservatives..
 
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He wishes. He tried to make himself relevant a couple of times during this election but nobody bit, so he's shuffled his massive arse off on holiday,
 
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He's a Busted Flush..and a Fusted Blush. He'll never be forgiven by the public for his arrogant and downright odious behaviours whilst PM.
He even has the gall to pen a "memoir" of a time of deep shame and expects to cash in on it.

He'll have a team of devoted acolytes massaging his bulbous ego but he's burnt his boats in terms of making a comeback. Hopefully the Covid Enquiry verdict..when it eventually is reached...will damn him even further.
 
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He's a Busted Flush..and a Fusted Blush. He'll never be forgiven by the public for his arrogant and downright odious behaviours whilst PM.
He even has the gall to pen a "memoir" of a time of deep shame and expects to cash in on it.

He'll have a team of devoted acolytes massaging his bulbous ego but he's burnt his boats in terms of making a comeback. Hopefully the Covid Enquiry verdict..when it eventually is reached...will damn him even further.
I honestly hope you're right. He's an absolute disgrace of a human being.
 
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When is Boris' due date? He looks ready to drop ;)

What a tacky looking effort of a wedding. These super rich people have no class.
 
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Based on the DM pics of their respective husbands, both Carrie and Radhika Merchant must have zero gag reflex.
 
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Based on the DM pics of their respective husbands, both Carrie and Radhika Merchant must have zero gag reflex.
Because they are especially RM are singing this

Gone are my blues and gone are my tears
I've got good news to shout in your ears
The long lost Dollar has come back to the fold
With silver you can turn your dreams to gold, oh
We're in the money
We're in the money
We've got a lot of what it takes to get along
We're in the money
The sky is sunny
Old man depression, you are through you done us wrong, oh
We never see a headline
'Bout a breadline today
And when we see the landlord
We can look that guy right in the eye
Oh, We're in the money
Come, on my honey
Let's lend it, spend it, send it rolling around
Oh boy, we're in the money
I'll say we're in the money
We've got a lot of what it takes to get along
And so we're in the money
Look up, the skies are sunny
Old man depression, you are through you done us wrong
We never see a headline
'Bout a breadline, today
And when we see the landlord
We can look that guy right in the eye
We're in the money
Come, on my honey
Let's lend it, spend it, send it rolling alon
Er'way in-hay the oney-may
Er'way in-hay the oney-may
Er'way ot-gay a-lay ot-lay of-way Ut-way it-way akes-tay o-tay et-gay a-lay-ong-lay
Er'way in-hay the oney-may, etc
We're in the money, oh-oh-oh
Come on my honey
Let's lend it, spend it, send it rolling around